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If saying the truth and being unapologetically funny attracts jail term(s) op here would be sentenced to life imprisonment

Mykel4God:
3. UNILAG boys visiting UMUDIKE

Meaning. ?

Hahahahahaha you just killed it with no 10

Mykel4God:
7. When you did not read for the exam, and the invigilator moves you to seat in Front.

lol..... Outright wickedness

Hahahahahahahahaha!!!!4-8 is definitely me

lol the impromtu test lool and number 10 so on point, nice write up lol

OK, the last one was funny.

That number two happens in gtb bank in unilorin. When you see the line you will be discouraged to withdraw

No3 is an insult to umudike na!
Which unilag are we talking of? Is it the one in Harvard Abi dis yeye one wey we dey see for akoka?

Number 8 is quite common 4 those that don't read.......... It happened 2me if I cram any course ..... I did that a lot.... Skul no easy at all. And at d end they would be using graduates to play football in d labour market....... Na so one insurance company (Great Nigeria Insurance Plc)glanced tru my CV and he was like "ur an engr wit engineering experience, how cn u fit in, in marketing?" And he still asked me to walk along d street and b marketing dia products...... Not even a salary based job...... May God help all d graduates.

11. when you score 70 on the dot .

7-10 haha, so true

No 1-10, so on point!!!!!!!!
No 10 really cracked me up and its so true, cos once we entered final year bak den in skul, we were so used to the lecturers

killzone:
That number two happens in gtb bank in unilorin. When you see the line you will be discouraged to withdraw

lol ya, n it happens everywhere, boys don developed methodology to d prob sha, either withdraw for night or early momo,

N0 7 got me laughing

I did that number 8. Chai! My own na thinking reloaded.

Lol" Funny but true

Rubbish, says mercy Johnson

abuabdrahman:
Omo dt CHM 102 na bomb shell for OSU, u go fear dr.woods(den) now prof. Wood

is it that white man?

Guilty of almost all. Lol

Good thought

LBlessing:
Very funny pictures... Lolz


Number 9 and 10 got me. Funny enough, that number 9 ehn, you'll still see people who'll write pages upon pages as impromptu as it is.

no b lie lol

So true man, dudes got no choice than use other banks ATM and you would be charged extra back then, the worst is going to town their bank is always crowded

killzone:
That number two happens in gtb bank in unilorin. When you see the line you will be discouraged to withdraw

U gawrit bro

they are all true

Nigeria lecturer explaining five times. Weird!

lol...dt moment wen u neva chop for house come enter class nd d lecturer announces impromptu test..

Mykel4God:
10. When you are in Final Year and you are talking to a lecturer

no 11 : If you ...

Reminds me of my days in unwana. Jkj and onyeneho comes to mind.