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A Nairalander (..dklef..) Declares Asset by Dklef(op): 11:59am On Sep 25, 2015

Now that our president and his vice have declared their assets. I wonder why people are scared of doing same and so to show them its not difficult to do so, therefore it is pertinent that l do same as a good citizen......I therefore declare my assets as follows:
1. DVD player---1
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..2. T-shirts--- 10
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..3. Boxers ------- 12
..

..4. Plasma TV--1
..

..5. Bathroom Slippers---3
..

..6. Shoes---10
..

Sandals --3
..

..boots----- 2
..

..7. Mattress(Mouka)---1,
..

..girl frnd----1 (Gurgle)
..

..children------2
..

..8. Pure water----HALF bag
..

..9. Textbook---plenty
..

..10. Journals---5
..

11. Bottle of groundnut Oil-- half
..

12. Bottle of Palm Oil---ONE
..

13. Nokia fone----2
..

..galazy-----1 bad faulty
..
blackberry---- 1 bad one.
..

..14. Different kinds of food---NINE ( Gari--half rubber, 4pkt indomie, 1 rubber rice, half rubber beans, 3pieces of cut yam abt to spoil, Spices----- maggi, crayfish, Cameroun pepper, ginger n garlic, pepersoup spice Groundnutoil-----1 bottle
..

...Wife; (ladyf)
..15. Gowns---3
..
...Menstration pad=2
..
..toilet roll==1
..native cloth 3, asehbi----4, borrowed cloth----2, Tops---3,
..

..16. Pots---5
..

..17. Set of spoons---ONE,
..

..18. Lamp----1
..

..19. Kerosene Stove---1, electric cooker----1
..

..20. Carpet----1
..

..21. Transistor Radio---1,
..

..22. Bank Details:
a. Eco---N1,42.65k,
b. first Bank---N20,000.30k,
c. All trust wey run Bank---N200,000+ interest wey Dem promise total to 240,000 naira.
..

23. Laptop---8
..

..24. Bible (King James)---4.

..Note:- This declaration is open to verification by CCB, CBN, APC n PDP.
Please if you want to continue to be my friend declare your assets now!!!. I just did!................Gooday people! Its ur boy dklef tha fire spiter!

Plz dnt saraki me

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Re: A Nairalander (..dklef..) Declares Asset by agarawu23(m): 12:01pm On Sep 25, 2015

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Dklef:
Now that our president and his vice have declared their assets. I wonder why people are scared of doing same and so to show them its not difficult to do so, therefore it is pertinent that l do same as a good citizen......I therefore declare my assets as follows:
1. DVD player---1
..
..2. T-shirts--- 10
..
..3. Boxers ------- 12
..
..4. Plasma TV--1
..
..5. Bathroom Slippers---3
..
..6. Shoes---10
..
Sandals --3
..
..boots----- 2
..
..7. Mattress(Mouka)---1,
..
..girl frnd----1 (Gurgle)
..
..children------2
..
..8. Pure water----HALF bag
..
..9. Textbook---plenty
..
..10. Journals---5
..
11. Bottle of groundnut Oil-- half
..
12. Bottle of Palm Oil---ONE
..
13. Nokia fone----2
..
..galazy-----1 bad faulty
..
blackberry---- 1 bad one.
..
..14. Different kinds of food---NINE ( Gari--half rubber, 4pkt indomie, 1 rubber rice, half rubber beans, 3pieces of cut yam abt to spoil, Spices----- maggi, crayfish, Cameroun pepper, ginger n garlic, pepersoup spice Groundnutoil-----1 bottle
..
...Wife; (ladyf)
..15. Gowns---3
..
...Menstration pad=2
..
..toilet roll==1
..native cloth 3, asehbi----4, borrowed cloth----2, Tops---3,
..
..16. Pots---5
..
..17. Set of spoons---ONE,
..
..18. Lamp----1
..
..19. Kerosene Stove---1, electric cooker----1
..
..20. Carpet----1
..
..21. Transistor Radio---1,
..
..22. Bank Details:
a. Eco---N1,42.65k,
b. first Bank---N20,000.30k,
c. All trust wey run Bank---N200,000+ interest wey Dem promise total to 240,000 naira.
..
..23. Bible (King James)---4.

..Note:- This declaration is open to verification by CCB, CBN, APC n PDP.
Please if you want to continue to be my friend declare your assets now!!!. I just did!................Gooday people! Its ur boy dklef tha fire spiter!

Out

[/s]
You are late comer, e don reign pass

Try something new

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Re: A Nairalander (..dklef..) Declares Asset by Dklef(op): 12:10pm On Sep 25, 2015

agarawu23:
[s][/s] You are late comer, e don reign pass
Try something new

Re: A Nairalander (..dklef..) Declares Asset by Dklef(op): 12:11pm On Sep 25, 2015

agarawu23:
[s][/s] You are late comer, e don reign pass
Try something new

Re: A Nairalander (..dklef..) Declares Asset by agarawu23(m): 12:11pm On Sep 25, 2015

Dklef:

Re: A Nairalander (..dklef..) Declares Asset by Omotayor123(f): 12:29pm On Sep 25, 2015

Stale But your list is Funny!

Re: A Nairalander (..dklef..) Declares Asset by lomprico(m): 12:33pm On Sep 25, 2015

Wetin u dey do with 8 laptops? Yahoo yahoo boy!
Dem go still carry u.

Re: A Nairalander (..dklef..) Declares Asset by Nobody: 12:37pm On Sep 25, 2015

Abeg, ee neva complit till u tell us d exact numba of books u get.

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