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Funny: The Confused Rich Man In An Occasion by BrainnewsNg(f): 2:10pm On Sep 25, 2015
At a launching ceremony, Chief Matthew, who is a very popular chief, noticed that each dignitary
making a donation had two titles attached to their names. For instance, Chief (Dr.) Callistus Imoden,
Prof (Pastor) Oghenefegor Akwaruta, etc.

Chief Matthew was determined not to allow anyone upstage him at the occasion. When it was his turn to speak, he took the microphone and announced, “I, Late (Chief) Matthew Akpomiemie Akpororo Atanatene donate the sum of N500,000 cash. The hall was empty in less than 60 seconds.

MORAL:
1) Do not follow the multitude and do wrong.

2) Reason with your brain and not with your leg.

3) Never try to emulate all what other human does, pick only the positive scene.

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Re: Funny: The Confused Rich Man In An Occasion by Nobody: 2:44pm On Sep 25, 2015
Is this another akpos doing? grin grin grin lol
Re: Funny: The Confused Rich Man In An Occasion by Wisdytech(m): 3:57pm On Sep 25, 2015
KashyBaby:
Is this another akpos doing? grin grin grin lol


hehehehehe! Must Akpos be responsible for everything?

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Re: Funny: The Confused Rich Man In An Occasion by Nobody: 4:02pm On Sep 25, 2015
Wisdytech:



hehehehehe! Must Akpos be responsible for everything?

Coz akpos are well known to be funny grin
Re: Funny: The Confused Rich Man In An Occasion by Wisdytech(m): 4:08pm On Sep 25, 2015
KashyBaby:

Coz akpos are well known to be funny grin
kai! I don die

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