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I'm the type that is really drawn to insects and frankly, am an insect freak. I catch alot of them and play with them.

But today, i was "jejely"(calmly) roaming about(i wont tell you where) when i noticed these "Boys"(i mean spiders) slugging it out with each other, i was like, this is it.
For you to know how much i love seeing insect fights, i do follow some to their battlefield frankly. Infact, there was a day i followed these big black ants (that releases some stingy/bad odour whenever attacked or killed) to the cave of termites. Those black ants were usually in a straight line formation and they don't miss their 'caved-out' paths. So, i watched as the procession of the black ants and the termites fights to death and i was so wow watching how the creatures behaves and fight their own war. In this case, the black ants had to travelled several kilometres to their enemy's enclave, many of the ants got killed and one could see the returning ants with their spoils-of-war being carried along with them. So wonderful!!

Lest i weary you with my story, let me go quickly to what really happened.
I was just roaming about(i was not talking about MTN or Glo roaming oo) when i noticed some SPIDERS fighting each other. I can't believe my eyes. I draw nearer and bends over to see how things will go, i know things will be bloody(as in, i will see yellow and green blood). So, i moved closer and i have to take pictures as these guys slug it out.
Fasten your seat belt as we go on an epic journey to see how war looks like in the spider kingdom. I am your host, Vikkie14.

This is Side one. They are really in formations. I don't know when they become footballers to know the formation of 3-2 and 1-3-1
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2892543_sidetwo_jpeg59bd6b32192affcbffd1f30ef9f83734
see the full Battlefield Formation. I must confessed that these spiders play alot of PES and FIFA to master this formation.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2892541_thebattlefieldformation_jpg_jpeg52aacebfb5b1d7a99b8055a35381f753
the War in full force. Super Eagles needs to learn from these guys that you must tackle your opponent ONE-ON-ONE and it must be RELENTLESS.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2892569_22fighter_jpg_jpeg8e52d8c5c0925df5477f9b2fef5ecad6.
The two Team Leaders... I was able to guess this considering they were at the front of the opposing forces. actually they were actually jumping around holding their forelegs up and showing their jaws moving up and down.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2892570_leadersfightintodeath_jpg_jpegddbd6beccc7f2e78d4a9b67f94606457.
Each side fighting. These boys means business, see fighting. I even pinned one of them when i saw that he was beating his opponent so badly and i can't allow that--that's crime against humanity, oh sorry! Crime against animality.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2892571_loyalistsfightin_jpg_jpegfe66f155481c9698e8a03cc054d73ffe.
This is another pix outlining their chosen lines of defense.
www.nairaland.com/attachments/2892540_thefightersinformation_jpg_jpege68d1257bb35c9ab65e0348190dca488

The WWIII by these guys actually resulted into the injury or maybe death(i can't say) of three various spiders. You know, their venom are quite potent than each others.
Infact, you wont believe that there was even a big spider that presided over the fighting. He/she was actually sitting on a dry mud and watching the war from a distant. He was even blowing the whistle whenever any of them goes beyong the rule of engagement(You wont understand ). I took the "refree" picture as well. He was bigger than the rest of the spiders. I believe it was one of the spiders that went to called him from his den because from indications, he was sweating(why are you asking how i know he was sweating? I said i saw the sweat). None of them commit Crime-Against-Humanity tho.


NB: All pix were taken with Asha 200, so no mind the pix quality. Wasn't with my Elephone Vowney. All spiders are REAL life spiders and not photoSHOP/photoKIOSK images .

Cc: Lalasticlala,

op= jobless

Hehehehehe.

I have heard many stories of pet lovers who died in the hands of their pets..

I wont say RIP in advance.

Funny @ the referee

The fact that you're roaming about signify that you don't have a job, well i will have to comment cuz of the trouble you went through to actually wrote this your first witness account
Well there it is my comments

IndecentStar:
The fact that you're roaming about signify that you don't have a job, well i will have to comment cuz of the trouble you went through to actually wrote this your first witness account
Well there it is my comments

gbagaundetector where are you??

i can't believe i read all... Op what did you smoke ?...