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| Add Your Own If Possible. Read Mine First.... by Kingpinukecy(op): 5:34pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
add your own;
MADNESS:- Is when you buy a BB PORSCHE of
#350,000 and landlord dey pursue your mama
cos of
12k HOUSE RENT for village.
FAITH :- Is using the last money on you to buy
wallet.
(wetin u go put inside d wallet)?
STUPIDITY :- Is having SIX BIG CARS while
living in a
rented apartment ( Eko for SHOW, Lagos
mumu )
WEALTH :- Is when you buy a first class return
ticket
to UK just to pick up a forgotten wrist watch
( Money
speaking ).
WASTAGE :- Is buying a big MANSION at
Asokoro in
Abuja and only your Mai-guard and House
Maid dey
live there ( Political armed robber ).
TROUBLE :- Is slapping a soldier in front of a
quater
guard in a barracks ( You may not live well
enough to
tell the story ).
IRONY :- Is having the chairman of an Okada
Association driving a Range Rover Sport ( He
cannot
come and die na ).
FOOLISHNESS :- Is taking a #5,000 cab to
watch a film
of #1,000 at Eko Hotel…( Abegiii! Why you no
fit wait
for the pirated copy na? .
LOVE :- Is buying suya for your girlfriend while
you
eat only the onions with tears rushing from
your eye
( You love her abi  Hunger never deal with
you ).
STINGINESS :- Is when you finish reading this
and
you didn’t comment…
Lolzzzzzz... |
| Re: Add Your Own If Possible. Read Mine First.... by CivilzedTyger(m): 1:06pm On Sep 28, 2015 |
Joblessness; Is when u wake up one day and start posting rubbish. #na Joke O |
| Re: Add Your Own If Possible. Read Mine First.... by Kingpinukecy(op): 11:15pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
LOW SELF ESTEEMED:- will make u to log in into nairaland.com and start reading dis kind of thread. hmmm ( dat shows hw irresponsible u are... haha) @civilize... na joke o  |
| Re: Add Your Own If Possible. Read Mine First.... by Kingpinukecy(op): 11:16pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
CivilzedTyger:LOW SELF ESTEEMED:- will make u to log in into nairaland.com and start reading dis kind of thread. hmmm ( dat shows hw irresponsible u are... haha) @civilize... na joke o |
| Re: Add Your Own If Possible. Read Mine First.... by CivilzedTyger(m): 11:18pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
Kingpinukecy:see your mouth like joke i be your mate? |
| Re: Add Your Own If Possible. Read Mine First.... by Kingpinukecy(op): 11:34pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
| Re: Add Your Own If Possible. Read Mine First.... by Kingpinukecy(op): 11:34pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
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| Re: Add Your Own If Possible. Read Mine First.... by CivilzedTyger(m): 11:36pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
Kingpinukecy:All These 4 me I pity ur lyf, go and sleep my friend |
| Re: Add Your Own If Possible. Read Mine First.... by Kingpinukecy(op): 11:47pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
CivilzedTyger:tnk u sir for advising me  |
| Re: Add Your Own If Possible. Read Mine First.... by CivilzedTyger(m): 11:49pm On Sep 29, 2015 |
Kingpinukecy:Lolz U re a fool if u take 2 my advice |
| Re: Add Your Own If Possible. Read Mine First.... by Kingpinukecy(op): 1:00am On Oct 01, 2015 |
CivilzedTyger:no problem ..its simple |
| Re: Add Your Own If Possible. Read Mine First.... by CivilzedTyger(m): 1:02am On Oct 01, 2015 |
Kingpinukecy:Good Morning Sir! |
| Re: Add Your Own If Possible. Read Mine First.... by Kingpinukecy(op): 8:49pm On Oct 01, 2015 |
CivilzedTyger:boss i hail u |
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