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please doyou people have sense?

Help my supply tunde biko

#synonymous

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dOnLarich:
am just attracted to you

common, go n read ur books...

Pls guys Wat is d name of dis movie? Is it season film? I nid d name so I can go get my own copy

IVORY2009:
common, go n read ur books...

are you also a GAY

That part about enslaving us in the 60s was hilarious.

Hmmm

First of all, Tunde' s English is so bad enough to have convinced Evan into the Scam, His English isn't even perfectly British talk more of making it American. However, If His English is even correct, the dude 'Calvin' he claimed to have impersonated must be an American and will definitely speak American English, so it's very easy for Evan to notice this as his English would be quite different.
Secondly, Tunde is just a newbie in the game.

@Op, dnt try to deceive your people oh, coz dat is what happen dat make tortoise fell from the sky & broke hts back

john4reala:
Sorry oooo .... I heard about Merlin season 10 is it out and how much

it free! no need of you buying it

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Sometimes when someone treats you with disdain because you are a Nigerian it is because of knuckleheads like Tunde.

Don't take it personal. Nigeria is a bad name even in the real life dating scene.The more educated they are, the more they shy away from Nigerians unless they know you very well.
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ragiluhivo:
A former university colleague ("Evan" passed along this Facebook conversation, which he promises really happened to him. In it, a scammer takes over one of his real-world friend's accounts ("Calvin", pretends to be stranded in London, and asks for money to get a plane ticket and pay hotel bills.

We've asked Facebook about how common these types of scams are -- one made the rounds last November -- and what they do about them. (Update: Facebook response below.) In the meantime, a friendly reminder to be skeptical on the Internet, even when you think you're talking to someone you've known for years.

Calvin: hey

Evan: holy moly. what's up man?

Calvin: i need your help urgently

Evan: yes sir

Calvin: am stuck here in london

Evan: stuck?

Calvin: yes i came here for a vacation
Calvin: on my process coming back home i was robbed inside the hotel i loged in

Evan: ok so what do you need

Calvin: can you loan me $900 to get a return ticket back home and pay my hotel bills

Evan: i think so. that really sucks

Calvin: can you loam me now

Evan: well maybe i don't know that's a lot of $

Calvin: how can you loan me?

Evan: what do you want me to do

Calvin: i want you to loan me $900
Calvin: i promise i pay you back

Evan: how do you want me to loan it to you?

Calvin: you can have the money send via western union

Evan: oh yeah that's true

Calvin: will you go and send it now

Evan: well i don't know

Calvin: you can have it send online now www.westernunion.com

Evan: damn how did you get stuck there

Calvin: i came here for a vacation and i was robbed by some gang

Evan: ok well i want to help you, since we're friends

Calvin: ok. Thanks

Evan: sure thing man
Evan: ok one question

Calvin: are you sending it now?

Evan: what was the name of our high school mascot?
Evan: hello?
Evan: cal?

Calvin: Shawnee Mission Northwest High '01

Evan: what? i know

Calvin: it seems you dont to help

Evan: what of course i do want to help

Calvin: am in a hot sits here and you asking me silly question

Evan: what is hot sits

Calvin: am dead here

Evan: i hope you die there
YOU HACKER
good luck finding someone stupid
bye now

(a few minutes later)

Evan: oh wait. i just realized what an idiot you are and its actually kind of funny

Calvin: are you not dead

Evan: who taught you english?

Calvin: my sister#

Evan: your english is bad
it does not sound like the english of someone from the us
so no one will believe you

Calvin: how can you teach me

Evan: ok i will. but you have to send me $900.

Calvin: they dont send western union here
we only receive

Evan: what country are you in?

Calvin: nigeria

Evan: i have bad news for you
many americans know about nigerians sending emails to this country to try to get money

Calvin: yes

Evan: it is a trick that we know about so we are very careful

Calvin: eeeeeeeeeeeeh

Evan: you will not find a stupid person to send you money

Calvin: i have got some

Evan: well good job
Evan: do you live in lagos or in another city?

Calvin: Lagos
how did you got to know

Evan: i am a student of the world
i would like to travel to lagos

Calvin: lagos is a place to be
to visit
so full of enjoyment
so when are you coming

Evan: why do you steal money from people?

Calvin: i need money for my college fees
but i wanna stop
i promise i will stop
but you people slave us
during the 60s

Evan: we did not have slaves in the 60s

Calvin: but you about the slave trade

Evan: yes that is true
but slaves have been illegal here for almost 150 years

Calvin: i can see that you ae a law student
why can't you become a lawyer

Evan: i will be a lawyer in 2 years when i finish school

Calvin: ok

Evan: how old are you?

Calvin: 27
i need work
i eed a god job

Evan: there are many nigerians in america
do you know anyone who has gone to another country?

Calvin: i know there many nigerian that is in america
i want to come to america
to complte my education

Evan: maybe i will visit someday
i hope you don't steal any more money
good luck finding a job

Calvin: sure.... you will love it

Evan: what is your name?

Calvin: tunde

Evan: i must go tunde
be well my friend

Calvin: cant we be friend
can you add me on your facebook friends

Evan: i am sorry, but due to the odd circumstances of our initial greeting, i must terminate this relationship. i hope you understand.

Calvin: am sorry for that evan

Evan: as am i, tunde
as am i
http://www.businessinsider.com/2009/1/nigerian-scammers-still-roosting-on-facebook

The scam is joblessly having time to reply the scammer

Tunde the thief

ole

hilarious thief

What side of naija is TUNDE from? Not ibo or hausa, okay i understand, he's onye ofe nmanu

Ode abi ode?? Real Mumu...

Can't stop laughing, bladdy tunde

The boy dey learn work

tunde1200:
Yeye tunde be this one ooo.
No spoil my good name pls.

Sir, your signature got me asking.
Please which school did you study aircraft maintenance engineering? Is it in Nigeria?

I came to check the criminalising name.

Tunde abi Calvin must be among the 65million Nigerian illiterates UNESCO is talking about.
Mumuism is a crime!

Laughing at Tunde's stupidity

feelme3:
Funny how these guys don't just realize they are going out of business. Here's my own chat with a mumu internet scammer sometime this year on Facebook:

Elizabeth Kemistry: Hello
ME: who is this
Elizabeth Kemistry: Good day! My name is Elizabeth and i am writing from Senegal. Contact me at (elizabeth4u@live.co.uk). I have a project which i would like to discuss with you, to know whether you will have interest to help me execute it. It's very important and urgent. So contact
me at my email for more details.
Best Regards
Miss Elizabeth!

ME: This curse I am placing on you will never go away upon you and generations to come until you go to a good church, confess and accept Christ. Then you write me back to lift the curse

ME: You will NEVER amount to anything good in your life. So shall it be

Elizabeth Kemistry: Haahaha some people can be mad. Anyways there must be a cure to your type of madness, so go get it and get well soon. Anu mpama

ME: Ewu. You think say na play. Watch as trailer will kill you before Christmas

Elizabeth Kemistry: Waka! Banza.

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Story story...

Incomplete OT.

dull and lazy Tunde.

tchidi:
Tunde na nice guy fa....
See as dem start to gist de even give demself advice!

Mama na, yaya dai?

Story for the gods, this can't be true, see as the boy gave up his identity just like that?? Adonbelieveit!!

I studied aircarft maintenance here and abroad.
Next question!.

SuperNover:
Sir, your signature got me asking.
Please which school did you study aircraft maintenance engineering? Is it in Nigeria?

I studied aircarft maintenance here and abroad.
Next question!.

SuperNover:
Sir, your signature got me asking.
Please which school did you study aircraft maintenance engineering? Is it in Nigeria?

Lol.

Honest thief, if there is such a thing!

menix:
Tunde dull gan..

Tunde ya were gan