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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by mistabiola: 11:21am On Oct 07, 2015
itoski:


dem Neva lock u up...kip on shouting for ur right because u be freedom fighter...leave me for my left because I dne forget my right


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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Rashdimuh(m): 11:21am On Oct 07, 2015
Helo pple help me I gave a guy kelvin my email and passcode to help me with my dob issue he replied my mail and told me its done since then i ve been login on my dashboard it keps sayin passcode or email invalid
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by mekstaniac(m): 11:22am On Oct 07, 2015
Ermmmm I dont lyk dis swimsuit idea. We need no feed our eyes nd appreciate God's work

Feel me?
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 11:24am On Oct 07, 2015
Rashdimuh:
Helo pple help me I gave a guy kelvin my email and passcode to help me with my dob issue he replied my mail and told me its done since then i ve been login on my dashboard it keps sayin passcode or email invalid
try the recovery mode
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by mekstaniac(m): 11:24am On Oct 07, 2015
Rashdimuh:
Helo pple help me I gave a guy kelvin my email and passcode to help me with my dob issue he replied my mail and told me its done since then i ve been login on my dashboard it keps sayin passcode or email invalid

Check if dia's a link to retrieve ur forgotten password. Do dat....den login ur email nd change ur password on d nysc portal
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by mistabiola: 11:25am On Oct 07, 2015
Rashdimuh:
Helo pple help me I gave a guy kelvin my email and passcode to help me with my dob issue he replied my mail and told me its done since then i ve been login on my dashboard it keps sayin passcode or email invalid


★★★lol, Have you paid him in full He might have changed your password so as to collect the remaining balance lipsrsealed lipsrsealed Try n give him a Call to confirm!!!



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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Solomonodimegwu(m): 11:29am On Oct 07, 2015
Yawns! Hunger oo!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 11:31am On Oct 07, 2015
babatawa:


Morning cutie ojo mewa pelu

And Morning Fellow CM's

can't reply mentions coz my hands are kinda tied lately

Love y'all except for that tout haywire1 and my bro doublezero7 that doesn't want me to chop from his money..

please I've got a little question, abeg how many hours NYSC go allocate give us for afternoon sleep coz lately my siesta has become a part of me. Thank you
5hours to sleep thereafter come chop koboko cheesy yeye undecided
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Zeeenas(f): 11:42am On Oct 07, 2015
KingJB:
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No! Morning it isn't, says another!
But the cock goes cuck a doodle!
And the old church clock chimed 6!

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Why are the birds not chirping?
The whole world stood still
In the magic of the moment
Aye! Aye! Master here she comes!

Softly Softly she gently threads
Here comes she that overshadowed-
The sun cowed to a dark corner
Aye! Let the fairies do a headcount

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Here comes the queen of fairies
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Lovely eyes as two sparkling rubies
Eyes golden, face shining
Ha! She smiles
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God bless the womb you were formed
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Let me taste the sweetness of your smooth lips
Smooth lips, smooth skin, as velvety as satin
Let me hold you on the night of the moon
I will love you to the moon and back

I will praise you till you smile at me
My words lifeless, my looks harmless
I am just a wandering wanderer
I will forever do your bidding

The princess of Venus!
Let me be your prince

And the whole world shall be our stage!


To all the ladies on this thread...forgive my dry lines


Goldenone
Keribaby
Wamenzy
Goodyboo
Harinholar
Haliluck
Faithluv5
Mobi18
Rmfunky
Lifeisguhd
Allsmyles
Zeeenas
Hadashakeke
Emlina
Jglad

*if I don't mention you...that means you are VIP*
how bout a round of applause, standing ovation. Dats wat u deserve. Even cupid dosen't hold a light 2 u.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by sammie23ten: 11:48am On Oct 07, 2015
icehood:
People sha whether na stream 1 or 2, if he go better for you, e go better for u.... Which one be say I no like stream 2... Some people still dey do like pry school pikin.... I guess most of u avioding stream 2, when u were in school na you dey first submit assignment... Person wey submit first and person wey submit last.... Na still the same marking scheme dem go use.....

Mr Man, u ar getting dis whole tin wrong... it's not about d first to go dat u referring to... it's just dat we ain't interested in staying home doing next to nothing for an extra one month......

**Imagine, av quit my job since may, just for me to come back to nigeria for dis nysc sh.t**

weda stream one or two...we wil stil go... but u shudn't criticize pple (whom ar even graduates) for dre willingness to feel d sense of responsibility as early as possible.

#smiling#

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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by rmfunky(f): 11:51am On Oct 07, 2015
babatawa:


u should've waited before rushing into the arms of another man undecided

but nevertheless i forgive you and I'm not in Love with another okay, my heart started beating all coz of u and will stop if u Let go embarassed
hmmmmm hian undecided babatawa been deceiving us since 1900 shocked
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by KeriBaby(f): 11:58am On Oct 07, 2015
embarassed lipsrsealed
Rashdimuh:
Helo pple help me I gave a guy kelvin my email and passcode to help me with my dob issue he replied my mail and told me its done since then i ve been login on my dashboard it keps sayin passcode or email invalid
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 11:58am On Oct 07, 2015
mistabiola:



★★★Lock me up kwakikikiku lipsrsealed When I'm not Akon!!! I should leave you in your left bah undecided yaba left will never be your portion IJN.... Oya come and join the Protest @d right time... tongue tongue ★★★~ ©Mistabiola® lipsrsealed

make una dey front..I dey always like to dey back for this kind of stuffs in case of back turn
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by KeriBaby(f): 12:06pm On Oct 07, 2015
Rashdimuh what if this guy has changed your password
Some people are wicked you know
You made a very big mistake

I wish you all the best
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 12:06pm On Oct 07, 2015
Uniqueness01:

Lol God go help us...

Good morning sire!
Morning dear. I hope you've bought enough swimsuits? grin

Just to chip a little in for the soon-to-be white fowls. grin

When you get to camp, spend wisely
If you aren't opportuned to go with a 'big bag' please don't try to imitate some friends that buy everything they see and even buy for people. I know of a guy that went to camp with less than 15k and was able to manage himself all through. I also know of a girl that went to camp with 50k and went begging after two weeks. So, whether you go with 20k, 30k or 10k, cut your coat according to your size.

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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Uniqueness01(f): 12:11pm On Oct 07, 2015
iAmCharis:
Morning dear. I hope you've bought enough swimsuits? grin

Just to chip a little in for the soon-to-be white fowls. grin

When you get to camp, spend wisely
If you aren't opportuned to go with a 'big bag' please don't try to imitate some friends that buy everything they see and even buy for people. I know of a guy that went to camp with less than 15k and was able to manage himself all through. I also know of a girl that went to camp with 50k and went begging after two weeks. So, whether you go with 20k, 30k or 10k, cut your coat according to your size.
grin
Thank you sire!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 12:11pm On Oct 07, 2015
I saw a Monika like Dolafunmi

shocked shocked
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Rashdimuh(m): 12:12pm On Oct 07, 2015
KeriBaby:
embarassed lipsrsealed
well he gave me a new password all settled now
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by mistabiola: 12:12pm On Oct 07, 2015
itoski:


make una dey front..I dey always like to dey back for this kind of stuffs in case of back turn

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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by KeriBaby(f): 12:14pm On Oct 07, 2015
ThankGod grin

Don't do that again
Rashdimuh:
well he gave me a new password all settled now
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by mistabiola: 12:19pm On Oct 07, 2015
KeriBaby:
ThankGod grin

Don't do that again

★★★The Guy ain't smart/sharp at all.....

Now they will start pointing bad finger @ one old woman in his village not knowing he's the one doing himself tongue tongue


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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 12:20pm On Oct 07, 2015
Uniqueness01:

grin
Thank you sire!
Let me know when you reach camp make I carry garri come for you. grin
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Nobody: 12:20pm On Oct 07, 2015
Zeeenas:

how bout a round of applause, standing ovation. Dats wat u deserve. Even cupid dosen't hold a light 2 u.

I'm flattered ma'am
Gracias
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by goldenone(f): 12:25pm On Oct 07, 2015
babatawa:


Morning cutie ojo mewa pelu

And Morning Fellow CM's

can't reply mentions coz my hands are kinda tied lately

Love y'all except for that tout haywire1 and my bro doublezero7 that doesn't want me to chop from his money..

please I've got a little question, abeg how many hours NYSC go allocate give us for afternoon sleep coz lately my siesta has become a part of me. Thank you
Jonah!!! tis gud to hear from you!!!
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by KeriBaby(f): 12:25pm On Oct 07, 2015
Lol true talk

mistabiola:


★★★The Guy ain't smart/sharp at all.....

Now they will start pointing bad finger @ one old woman in his village not knowing he's the one doing himself tongue tongue


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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by harryson77(m): 12:34pm On Oct 07, 2015
icehood:
People sha whether na stream 1 or 2, if he go better for you, e go better for u.... Which one be say I no like stream 2... Some people still dey do like pry school pikin.... I guess most of u avioding stream 2, when u were in school na you dey first submit assignment... Person wey submit first and person wey submit last.... Na still the same marking scheme dem go use.....
nigga,if u want stream 2,its ur choice,respect pples choices too.....make una nor dey com here dey form maturity. not everybody had the opportunity to work during dis period,most of em r tayad of home and dats y dey want stream 1 cos d difference btw stream 1 and 2 is 28days nigga.....its nt dat dere is smtin special dere,its jst d timing......... una go jst dey form matured folks anyhow.

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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Shegofams(m): 12:42pm On Oct 07, 2015
harryson77:
nigga,if u want stream 2,its ur choice,respect pples choices too.....make una nor dey com here dey form maturity. not everybody had the opportunity to work during dis period,most of em r tayad of home and dats y dey want stream 1 cos d difference btw stream 1 and 2 is 28days nigga.....its nt dat dere is smtin special dere,its jst d timing......... una go jst dey form matured folks anyhow.

The guy na fool jare, this is not his first time making that statement.
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Rashdimuh(m): 12:44pm On Oct 07, 2015
KeriBaby:
ThankGod grin
Don't do that again
thank you yo a darling
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Uniqueness01(f): 12:46pm On Oct 07, 2015
iAmCharis:
Let me know when you reach camp make I carry garri come for you. grin
You mean cornflakes abi grin
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by harryson77(m): 12:49pm On Oct 07, 2015
Uniqueness01:
You mean cornflakes abi grin
cassava flakes
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by harryson77(m): 12:50pm On Oct 07, 2015
Shegofams:


The guy na fool jare, this is not his first time making that statement.
na yeye dey worry am.....if e don reach 30 and e dey manage go nysc..make e nor use e reggae spoil our blues
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by goodyboo(f): 12:52pm On Oct 07, 2015
DonPsymon:


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You fit do road work then ...

Wake as early as 5am run till 7am cheesy


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DonPsymon:


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You fit do road work then ...

Wake as early as 5am run till 7am cheesy

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