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Which Type Of Certificate Should Be Given To This Graduate? by foladaraawe(op): 6:17pm On Oct 10, 2015
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A university student was asked to give a speech on her graduation day, she said….. good day lendings and gatel men, I wanted to thank God for my mum, dad, parents, brothers and sisters, siblings, cousin, for paying my schools fins, if not for them I would have not be a school student, I will seriously thank my great grand father who is dead for his support towards my SCHOOLING as a student, I joined cult but I have already comot, and also greeting chineye, ayomide, teju, timileyin, ngozi, onyinye, sukurat, atiku, tunde, okeke, ifeanyi, johnny, Paul, and all my late student Who I studied in this school, I thank my VICE CANCERLOR, for his effort to of making me the best SCHOOLDENT in ENGRISH RANGUAGE AND TRANSLATON, I also thank the gateman, the HOWSE KEEPER, I ALSO IN THIS MINDIUM TO THAN MY DAD MY MUM AND MY PARENTS ONCE AGAIN thanks . . . abeg which kind of certificate should be given to this graduate…?
Re: Which Type Of Certificate Should Be Given To This Graduate? by Blaqqcorleone(m): 6:30pm On Oct 10, 2015
"Death Certificate" For Successfully Murdern English
Re: Which Type Of Certificate Should Be Given To This Graduate? by foladaraawe(op): 6:41pm On Oct 10, 2015
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Blaqqcorleone:
"Death Certificate" For Successfully Murdern English
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Re: Which Type Of Certificate Should Be Given To This Graduate? by armadeo(m): 6:41pm On Oct 10, 2015
whatever certificate she got should be given to her and the certificates of everybody who marked a script belonging to her and she scored above an F be withdrawn immediately.
Re: Which Type Of Certificate Should Be Given To This Graduate? by kulbethrand(m): 6:54pm On Oct 10, 2015
foladaraawe:
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Ask the Principal of Provincial College Katsina
Re: Which Type Of Certificate Should Be Given To This Graduate? by dkronicle(m): 7:09pm On Oct 10, 2015
Grammatic Comedy award
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