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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by KeriBaby(f): 7:00pm On Oct 11, 2015
You know grin


theSpark:


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Donpsymon well done with the sub
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by KeriBaby(f): 7:00pm On Oct 11, 2015
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by balerinagold(f): 7:01pm On Oct 11, 2015
theSpark:


Sure cheesy

Just don't paint it pink
No fear na I go mix am with white grin
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by Mrbllymer: 7:11pm On Oct 11, 2015
Just saw this! On signing of green card, dnt think its important the signature appear(s) , we are to sign it and bring it 2 camp.

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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by KeriBaby(f): 7:13pm On Oct 11, 2015
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 7:13pm On Oct 11, 2015
chimajii:


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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 7:14pm On Oct 11, 2015
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 7:15pm On Oct 11, 2015
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seun305:
Donpsymon well done with the sub

Which sub be that

undecided
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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by KeriBaby(f): 7:17pm On Oct 11, 2015
sad

Dear Kelvin heart




Who is this short here....

Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by itoski(m): 7:20pm On Oct 11, 2015
KeriBaby:
When Sola was in SS3, his teacher always yelled at him, calling him "a waste of conception, time and space and a sure failure in life". One day, poor Sola's grand mother came to school to check out how her grandson was. doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life; and advised her to withdraw and enroll him under an artisan, because formal schooling for Sola would be a total waste of time and money. The grandmother, shocked at the teacher's remarks, withdrew her grandson from the school and relocated to Maiduguri.
**** 25 years later **** The teacher was diagnosed with a brain tumour. All the doctors she met advised her to do surgery. And only a certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria (practicing in Maiduguri) could perform this procedure. Left with no alternative, the poor teacher agreed to have the surgery performed. Fortunately, It was successful. When she awoke hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome young doctor smiling down at her. She was on artificial respiration from a machine that provided her oxygen. She wanted to thank him but could not speak. She looked sideways and suddenly began to express shock & anguish, her face started to turn pale; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and tell him something but couldn't. She struggled, she fought hard- Then she gave up the Ghost and died. The young doctor was shocked. He tried to find out what went wrong. Eventually he found out that it was our dear Sola (now working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the lady's oxygen machine to connect his phone charger. Lol I no you thinking he was the doctor lol okay but remember say sola no get brain lol Happy Sunday guyZ good morning
grin
may we Neva give birth to sola
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Amen dear grin
itoski:
grin
may we Neva give birth to sola
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If na me ehn, n d proxy dey go serve in my name oo
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KeriBaby:
Let's make 2.8k plus tonight People!!! grin
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Which sub be that

undecided
The owner don catch am already....

















He dey corner dey find babe wit dimples
Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by DonPsymon(m): 7:28pm On Oct 11, 2015
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If na me ehn, n d proxy dey go serve in my name oo


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KeriBaby:
sad
Dear Kelvin heart



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Re: NYSC 2015 Batch B House by KeriBaby(f): 7:30pm On Oct 11, 2015
grin
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Mrbllymer:
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Allowee nko? Go collect am join?
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undecided
common hope u nt thinking I can't afford ur service grin
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grin
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itoski:

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