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Open Sermon To The Ladies by macho44(op): 11:28am On Oct 12, 2015
Dear Sisters in the Lord, If your Boyfriend Can Finish 5 loaves of Bread and 2 Fishes, you are dating 5000 people ooooo.
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Re: Open Sermon To The Ladies by tpiander: 11:29am On Oct 12, 2015
that's not possible since you are not Jesus.
Re: Open Sermon To The Ladies by macho44(op): 11:38am On Oct 12, 2015
tpiander:
that's not possible since you are not Jesus.
I never and never will claim to be in same ranks as my personal lord n saviour. I am but a mere mortal. please be careful of ur statements and how you interprete harmless words.
Re: Open Sermon To The Ladies by tpiander: 12:02pm On Oct 12, 2015
macho44:
I never and never will claim to be in same ranks as my personal lord n saviour. I am but a mere mortal. please be careful of ur statements and how you interprete harmless words.
just a general statement, I wasnt referring to you in particular.

loosen up but your point is noted.
Re: Open Sermon To The Ladies by macho44(op): 2:43pm On Oct 12, 2015
tpiander:
just a general statement, I wasnt referring to you in particular.

loosen up but your point is noted.
Rephrasing ur statement would be a better option.
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