₦airaland Forum

ASO ROCK DRAMA SEASON ONE
(starring President Buhari as PMB soundtrack by rara, directed by Jagaban Tinubu and Obasanjo, produced by Lie Muhammad and Adesina also starring Bukola Saraki and guest actor Rotimi Amaechi)
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The movie is coming soon but you can see the attraction abi na spoiler? below
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PMB: I am going to be the petroleum minister.

SARAKI: In that case your excellency sir you are required to submit your CV to the senate and and prepare for the screening and other necessary protocols as required by the constitution .

PMB: As the president do i need to be screened?

SARAKI: Personally as the senate president i may take a bow but all these 'Nyamiri' PDP colleagues will insist on the constitution.

PMB: So what do you advice me to do i need to enjoy this oil money akhi dont forget that my CV is not complete without WAEC certificate and that my 2billion naira scandal in the 70s those your nyamiri PDP collegues will be too quick to pick it up and use it as an excuse to rubbish me. There must be a way out.

SARAKI: Your excellency i want to help you but i dont see any way out but i think you should consult Obasanjo he is the only one that im sure will help you because he did the same thing when he was at your position.

PMB: Yauwa i almost forgot that kunkulu tortoise i will call him right now(he beckons his PA) get me OBJ on the phone.

After speaking to OBJ on the phone President Buhari announced through Adesina that he is no longer going to be the petroleum minister instead he is going to create a new office called 'the office of the superviser of the petroleum minister'
(see grammar) and he is going to head this new office himself(check out)
....to be continued

this is going to be a fun filled.... . "clears throat"

Sits with my schnapps n draws on "weed"
Oya kontinu

edogho:
this is going to be a fun filled.... . "clears throat"

Sits with my schnapps n draws on "weed"
Oya kontinu

dont worry i trust my director e no go fall hand.

orisirisi