THEPUNISHER VS GAWDOVWAR


Voting Criteria

Opener - 1 point

Rhymes - 2 points

Similes/ Metaphors - 2 points

Punchlines - 3 points

Flow - 1 point

Wordplay/Puns - 2 points

Personals - 1 point

Closer - 1 point

Rules

• 6 Quatrains

•Deadline is 6pm Tuesday 20th October 2015.

•Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.

• No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.

• No complaining about votes.

• A no show attracts a ban.

•No unnecessary comments

•No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.

• only appointed judges are allowed to vote


Last to check in drops first

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Cech

Thepunisher:
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where u at man

gawdovwarh:


where u at man

I was reli busy. Am posting now.

like that nigerian player george, I flow infinity/
Get it?
I flow in Finidi/I'll tromp this foe with similes/and blow his bones to smithereens/then use this dagger, to split gawd into three. ...like the holy trinity/

I'm a lord in this precinct/and in all of the seasons/all I concort's efficient/two shots fired will have this slob missing.... till everyone is looking for gawd....like contrite and lost christians/

I'm blazing this....baby snitch....for faking this/ma fans got faith in me....and I'm effing this dude.... like I'm what serial rapist is/when I came, y'all said I'll win.. .but no one believed in gawd. . ..like y'all were Atheists/

I forged ma sword in hell/and I brought in lot of shells/cos I heard gawd has been winning, no wonder he's a cocky girl/But now I'm here.....to put an end to the streak.... .like I'm Doctor Wells/

You say yous a rock like simon peter...but you prolly stink/If you still claim simon, I'll gut you quick....leave your body shrinked/then beat you so bad......till you're totally done simon.... alcoholic drink/

I'll battle you in the toilet, cos I'm a zany, yes/you a trainee, and a lazy mess/I'll gag you with tissue papers...give ya a painful death/chop off your prick....then put your dick in the shitt.......anal sex!/

intro...Im gawd, better notice d vet. chrome to ur breast. call whatever god, its hopeless, ur dead
...I let you think your Chi's Greater... then put that many holes in ur chest
(cheese grater)

throw me ur best. I take out pun,
bag im n leave. Ull get eden..Adam n eve.
im trigger happy. aim this mag at ur brains. have ur top blown off like a cap in d breeze.
(eaten)

Bawse in this beech. Bleep wimme n these guns flip im quick.
Im like an addicted gambler at them slots when Im pumping this geek.
cos Ill keep pulling d metal until something gits hit!

I aint ceasing till this midget is knocked cold.
Textcees r endangered species d reason is ur whack writtens n long poems
what u script ain just a far cry from textbattle, its an SOS message from Rap written in morse code.

this boy think he fierce? when all he scripts is annoying, n queer.
Aint no surprise he's spreading Lysol over the place...fool's been cleaning toilets for years/

So stop the fake shit. we know d winner is gawd. Aint nobody think this beech tough. but who knows? if u got a little bit luck,...
this cud end with a turn around. cos maybe just sticking my knife in isn't enough.

Votes needed


Kr0ne
Coogar
Guykhena
Ksslib
007bruce

thepunisher is a beast!

he has scripted the best lines so far in the tourney. he's witty, clever with the words & his build ups connect superbly with his final punch.

he edged every category by a mile

MVGT - thepunisher

Thepunisher is dope

If I'm allowed to vote, I'm voting for thepunisher

Thepunisher got this mehn. . . .punchlines, rhymes, flow. . .EC - thepunisher

MVGT - thepunisher

Thread closed


Thepunisher wins

U guys slept on gawdovwhar verse