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dmcdad:
What more can I say? You are so on-point.

I really pity the club itself I am not gonna lie. On a normal time, I shouldn't even blink an eye because they are going through such a harsh time, but I guess my love for football wouldn't allow me gloat over them this time around.

They have really sunk. And honestly, its worrying for the sake of football and the players and even the club.

Honestly this is bad...

Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has been given a one-match stadium ban with immediate effect and fined £40,000 by the Football Association.

The punishment relates to a misconduct charge over his language and behaviour in a defeat by West Ham on 24 October.

Mourinho was sent to the stands after going to speak to referee Jon Moss in his room at half-time.

The FA said Mourinho admitted the charge to an Independent Regulatory Commission hearing on Monday.

Chelseafan1:
#Onpoint....U couldn't have said it any better, Costa is off, even Remy, Hazard is off, Fabregas is dead....Willian will run and run, track back and all, still few goals and assists to show for it.

Creativity and goal scoring has been our major problem, to me, the defence has been better than the attack....We get punished for the mistakes we make, small teams don't waste time in shooting from long range, we defend and defend and keep defending until we later concede goals then the hussle to score goals and equalize wud start, our players can't shoot, they lose balls, shouldn't we try as much as possible to outscore our opponents rather than being defensive??

Guy I am not a Chelsea fan but saying this about Chelsea's best player and only noticeable player is embarrassing...


What more do you want from him? The same guy that scored 2 or 3 free-kicks suddenly just dey "run-run"...


Is he a striker? But if person mention your player name like this, you go fly on top your techno dey type give us... See I dey respect you oh my friend...


Where is tval?

Nihilist my man. Any comment?

coded01:
Guy I am not a Chelsea fan but saying this about Chelsea's best player and only noticeable player is embarrassing...


What more do you want from him? The same guy that scored 2 or 3 free-kicks suddenly just dey "run-run"...


Is he a striker? But if person mention your player name like this, you go fly on top your techno dey type give us... See I dey respect you oh my friend...


Where is tval?

Lol....not be una dey always talk say goals and assists win u games? bar those freekicks, how many goals and assists has Willian recorded this season.

Chelseafan1:
Lol....not be una dey always talk say goals and assists win u games? bar those freekicks, how many goals and assists has Willian recorded this season.

Really! I don't like to comment when I see people yaning dusts but chelseafan1 I am completely disappointed in your football reasoning...

He is Chelsea's best player this season...

Trying to use Willian as a scapegoat for hazard's shameless self won't work...

Ibime:
Griffon has sense. Now we are just praying for you to receive sense! Abrigidipapawamananama. . . . in the name of Fenibeso. . . . receive sense!

While we are waiting for Ekwensu to give you a miraculous brain transplant...

Quit telling us about what Fabregas did in 2014. Fabregas has been removed from pivot since Jan 1st 2015!

Start of last season teams were in awe of Chelsea's new signings and came with mentality of parking the bus. Once they clicked that Fabregas is a weak link if you attack him, he was removed from the pivot to prevent obvious rapings that were taking place. Infact, you spent good chunk of last season telling us our RCM is abysmal defensively, abi na lie?

It's not a lie. And infact I continued to do so into the first few weeks of the season until it became very apparent that there were other previously unconsidered factors at play here...

Wetin concern us with blaming attacking players. We have more goals than Man Utd . . . . yet we are battling relegation!!!!

Manyoo have scored the 2nd fewest amount of goals in the entire top 10. The difference between Manyoo in 4th and Watford in 11th is only 4 points. If Manyoo don't start scoring soon, the story go change for their eye.

You said yesterday the team is sitting back and playing safe. If the team is "sitting back and playing safe", obviously we won't score that many goals. . . . yet the same ninjas "sitting back and playing safe" manage to concede 3 goals every phucking game. Their incompetence is made in Makurdi.

Sitting back and playing safe is not working for a particular reason...and it's NOT competence based. Fabregas-Matic was the most past pivot in the league last season yet we won the league, so Fabregas getting dribbled in the pivot isn't a new occurence.

What is a new occurrence is the fact that his offensive input has dropped drastically compared to last year.
What is a new occurrence is the fact that Matic is not just looking like the shadow of himself last season, he is looking like the shadow of his shadow!
What is a new occurrence is the fact our previously best attackers cannot now attack, and our previously competent defenders cannot now defend.

League Champions do not suddenly becoming incompetent when it's not like they are pensioners.

Now peep this:

The players come back overweight and unfit.
Jose publicly humiliates and fires a popular member of the backroom staff
Jose announces that he has RATS in his dressing room.
Hazard goes liking posts linking him to Real Madrid
The press talks about a player preferring to lose rather than win for Jose
Jose is now being personally sued by Eva

My point here is that the issue facing chelsea is not one that can be solved on the pitch on the tactical board, because the root cause is not football-related!

Abi we go score 3 goals each game just to collect one point?

We have to! Ask Leciester City! or Any other member of the current Top 3 who have all scored at least 21 times this season!

By the way, for avoidance of doubt Hazard can fvck right off...

I've never seen such a mentally weak talent in my life.

After been likened to Ronaldo\Messi, he came out to publicly state that He is happy to settle at his current level.

That was when I knew that the boy was a grade 1 bottler.

It's no surprise that in time of trouble, he has disappeared faster than Baba Suwe in a Dark room.

Nihilist:
What is a new occurrence is the fact that his offensive input has dropped drastically compared to last year.

All that offensive input you are remembering was in 2014. We are almost entering 2016 o!

Abi you don forget say na 1-0 and 0-0 we use win league from January to May? And that was because Fabregas was moved to no10 so Zouma could come in after Kane and Christensen raped our pivot.

Saying Fabregas should out-attack those raping the pivot no go work. Any ninja can throw punch when his opponent is not hitting back out of respect. As soon as coaches and opponents started attacking Fabregas, he could attack no more. Which army goes on attack when it's rear flank is being attacked?

No be so Manny Pacquia talk say he go overwhelm Mayweather with attack, until Mayweather knock am two gbosa on counterattack, his attack crumbled.

Leave 2014 talks for 2014 abeg. We are in a different dispensation. No midfield will sit in their 18 anymore waiting for Fabregas to pick pass anymore. They go hunt am if he touch ball and bully him as we dey see. Days of Fabregas doing pirhouette and half-turn while opponents stand 10 yards back are over. Na to chance am be the koko now . . . every opposing manager knows it and plans their tactics around it.

Mehn. Baba Suwe.

Seriously, Hazard can fück off!

I have never seen a mentally weak player like him.

He has been shît before the Swansea game. Against Arsenal, Ghost mode! Against Fiorentina, another poor show.


I took my time to read all the comments back to page 1496, and I go with Ibime and Nihilist on everything they said.

The midfield is shit! and the Attack is more than shit! The whole team is in disarray. Mourinho will have to wait and Fix this. By January he has to sell all those shitty players!


Once again, Hazard can fùck Off! He does not even have anything to lead a team!

Anyone that compares Hazard to ordinary Griezmann, Na Sango, Oba Olukoso go strike the person with real Thunder!

Chelsea's midfield is shiit. Hazard is a bum, the attack is not supporting the defence, bla bla.
With all the millions Chelsea pays it's manager and tactical team, nairaland armchair pundits still have a better knowledge of what is wrong and what should be done to revive the season, i'd be damned .
Roman might as well sack the manager and his team, hand Terry a smartphone with internet access to nairaland and instruct him to carry out all that is being written here.

Bimffo:
Mehn. Baba Suwe.

Seriously, Hazard can fück off!

I have never seen a mentally weak player like him.

He has been shît before the Swansea game. Against Arsenal, Ghost mode! Against Fiorentina, another poor show.


I took my time to read all the comments back to page 1496, and I go with Ibime and Nihilist on everything they said.

The midfield is shit! and the Attack is more than shit! The whole team is in disarray. Mourinho will have to wait and Fix this. By January he has to sell all those shitty players!


Once again, Hazard can fùck Off! He does not even have anything to lead a team!

Anyone that compares Hazard to ordinary Griezmann, Na Sango, Oba Olukoso go strike the person with real Thunder!

what you need is a break. . . You're out of form too :p :p

Nihilist:
The players come back overweight and unfit.
Jose publicly humiliates and fires a popular member of the backroom staff
Jose announces that he has RATS in his dressing room.
Hazard goes liking posts linking him to Real Madrid
The press talks about a player preferring to lose rather than win for Jose
Jose is now being personally sued by Eva

Shall I tell you the root cause of Jose's neurotic behaviour all summer?

Go check my posts everytime he did a press conference in preseason.

Jose had turned his anger internal due to losing boardroom power tussle and having other ninjas choose the direction of his team

His every press conference was aimed at catching Romans ear and was full of angst and bile.

Journalist no ask am question, Jose dey tell journalist say "I have a good relationship with Roman, the only time when there is issues is when there is interference from other parties."

I documented clearly, Jose said "I need a defender, midfielder and striker". Certain parties started telling him he should be able to win the league with same players next season not knowing it was a near miracle he had just performed. They even were happy to give him Falcao and make early bids for John Stones right from early July but were reticent to even make a move on the midfield he just spent 5 months patching with Kurt Zouma. Twas only the last 2 weeks of the window when Roman told them to get their arse in gear that they started making moves but it was too late.

Point is, Jose's crazy behaviour aside, if you want to get to the real root of the problem, we still come back to the issue of midfield and certain ninjas protecting their interests in that position.

coded01:
Really! I don't like to comment when I see people yaning dusts but chelseafan1 I am completely disappointed in your football reasoning...

He is Chelsea's best player this season...

Trying to use Willian as a scapegoat for hazard's shameless self won't work...

Please, don't make me look stupiid, if you don't understand my post, there's no point dragging this.

I never said he's not our best player this season, what I'm saying is, how many goals and assists has he gotten for the team, doz freekicks aside, don't you get it, must you link every argument to Hazard?

Oga, no make me vex for u o

sephia:
Chelsea's midfield is shiit. Hazard is a bum, the attack is not supporting the defence, bla bla.
With all the millions Chelsea pays it's manager and tactical team, nairaland armchair pundits still have a better knowledge of what is wrong and what should be done to revive the season, i'd be damned .
Roman might as well sack the manager and his team, hand Terry a smartphone with internet access to nairaland and instruct him to carry out all that is being written here.

Aunty, thats Y we are FANs! If we don't talk, who else will.? Abeg, make we dey talk our own go jare.

JigsawKillah:
what you need is a break. . . You're out of form too :p :p

Yea. Yea. I know. I know.
So, what are you saying?

coded01:
Guy I am not a Chelsea fan but saying this about Chelsea's best player and only noticeable player is embarrassing...


What more do you want from him? The same guy that scored 2 or 3 free-kicks suddenly just dey "run-run"...


Is he a striker? But if person mention your player name like this, you go fly on top your techno dey type give us... See I dey respect you oh my friend...


Where is tval?

Epic!

Bimffo:
Yea. Yea. I know. I know.
So, what are you saying?

You're like Ramires right now. . . You don't know when to pass

Bimffo:
Yea. Yea. I know. I know.
So, what are you saying?

You're like Ramires right now. . . You don't know when to pass

coded01:
Really! I don't like to comment when I see people yaning dusts but chelseafan1 I am completely disappointed in your football reasoning...

He is Chelsea's best player this season...

Trying to use Willian as a scapegoat for hazard's shameless self won't work...

You don see wetin fanboyism dey cause?

sephia:
Chelsea's midfield is shiit. Hazard is a bum, the attack is not supporting the defence, bla bla.
With all the millions Chelsea pays it's manager and tactical team, nairaland armchair pundits still have a better knowledge of what is wrong and what should be done to revive the season, i'd be damned .
Roman might as well sack the manager and his team, hand Terry a smartphone with internet access to nairaland and instruct him to carry out all that is being written here.

i think it's fair to conclude sephia is high on barbiturates!

But some of your people say him dey Neymar level.

Bimffo:
Mehn. Baba Suwe.

Seriously, Hazard can fück off!

I have never seen a mentally weak player like him.

He has been shît before the Swansea game. Against Arsenal, Ghost mode! Against Fiorentina, another poor show.


I took my time to read all the comments back to page 1496, and I go with Ibime and Nihilist on everything they said.

The midfield is shit! and the Attack is more than shit! The whole team is in disarray. Mourinho will have to wait and Fix this. By January he has to sell all those shitty players!


Once again, Hazard can fùck Off! He does not even have anything to lead a team!

Anyone that compares Hazard to ordinary Griezmann, Na Sango, Oba Olukoso go strike the person with real Thunder!

Chelseafan1, hesben, Mourinholic

Can you see these great quotes by Chelsea fans in the last 1 hr abi dem be haters too?

Nihilist:
By the way, for avoidance of doubt Hazard can fvck right off...
I've never seen such a mentally weak talent in my life.
After been likened to Ronaldo\Messi, he came out to publicly state that He is happy to settle at his current level.
That was when I knew that the boy was a grade 1 bottler.
It's no surprise that in time of trouble, he has disappeared faster than Baba Suwe in a Dark room.

Bimffo:
Mehn. Baba Suwe.
Seriously, Hazard can fück off!
I have never seen a mentally weak player like him.
He has been shît before the Swansea game. Against Arsenal, Ghost mode! Against Fiorentina, another poor show.
I took my time to read all the comments back to page 1496, and I go with Ibime and Nihilist on everything they said.
The midfield is shit! and the Attack is more than shit! The whole team is in disarray. Mourinho will have to wait and Fix this. By January he has to sell all those shitty players!
Once again, Hazard can fùck Off! He does not even have anything to lead a team!
Anyone that compares Hazard to ordinary Griezmann, Na Sango, Oba Olukoso go strike the person with real Thunder!

dmcdad:


But some of your people say him dey Neymar level.

Hazard = Munir

dmcdad:
You don see wetin fanboyism dey cause?

If you notice... I don't say a word about those meaningless arguments...


But this is already out of hand... I think a moderator should be assigned to ban childish arguments from henceforth... SEUN!!! Please take note... I won't mind volunteering...

raumdeuter:
Chelseafan1, hesben, Mourinholic

Can you see these great quotes by Chelsea fans in the last 1 hr abi dem be haters too?

One of them has no mind of his own, na Ibime hin dey always follow, whatever his Lord states here, to him, it's final.

Hazard will eventually fvck off, (infact, i'll be the happiest one here, so far he's going to Madrid or PSG, both teams arw better than our park the bus team) the team will get a new player, maybe better than him or will stick to what they have, he'll come and save them from getting relegated and win load of trophies for them, Eden will move to a better team playing alongside world stars not the team that always park the bus against every tom, diick and harry.

Abeg, make everybody dey pour their frustrations on the 24- yo, na their headache be that.

dmcdad:
Epic!

Childish posts should deleted and posters should be banned for a minimum of 48hours-72hours depending on the level...


SEUN!!! Take note...

coded01:
Childish posts should deleted and posters should be banned for a minimum of 48hours-72hours depending on the level...


SEUN!!! Take note...

I asked you a simple question, how many goals has be scored and assisted, rather than answer me, na bullshit u dey talk, e be like say u dey mad.

Oga Ade stay ur lane o.

Chelseafan1:
I asked you a simple question, how many goals has be scored and assist, rather than answer me, na bullshit u dey talk, e be like say u dey mad.

Oga Ade stay ur lane o.

Suddenly it's has reached this level...


I won't be drawn into childish acts like this but my question to you: What's with the lust over hazard?


Cc SEUN

coded01:
Suddenly it's has reached this level...


I won't be drawn into childish acts like this but my question to you: What's with the lust over hazard?


Cc SEUN

If you can't tell me how many goals and assists Willian has this season, FOH for good and stop quoting me.

Na me dey make childish comment, u must be really stuppid.

Hazard have really suffered ...


Nairaland soccer fans can kill ehn, just as rooney is facing in d united thread