₦airaland Forum

1). He who refuses to mix Agege bread and
akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin
Luther King jnr (1788)
2). He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala
before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham
Lincoln (1864)
3). Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of
plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley
(1872)
4). Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but
allowing the Garri to swell before drinking is
poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
5). Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without
squeezing his face, is capable of murder -
Michael Faraday (1899)
6). Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki
from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is
not afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare
(1900)
7). Anyone who graduates from a conventional
school without experiencing a strike, has never
been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
. He who runs around looking for scissors to
cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry -
Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
9). He who says nothing lasts forever has never
tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)
10). No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot
cook yam - Prof Jega (2015)
11). Anyone who reads this without laughing, is
either looking for job or needs money badly -
Barack Obama (2014).

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