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Things U Can Only See Happening In Nigerian Films. by swaggprofessor(op): 10:51pm On Oct 10, 2015
1. Ghost dey shed tears. 2.actresses dey get d same hairstyles after 9years. 3.motor go jam tree e headlight no go break. 4. U go see pikin dey run 15years later e still dew run with d same shirt. 5.person die e ghost come out dey find e slippers. 6. Bullets no dey break widescreen bt d driver dey die. Naija for life.
Re: Things U Can Only See Happening In Nigerian Films. by Tocheagle(m): 10:57pm On Oct 10, 2015
Sex is always under a very thick bullet proof blanket
Re: Things U Can Only See Happening In Nigerian Films. by Nobody: 11:02pm On Oct 10, 2015
movie always ends with "To God Be The Glory"
Re: Things U Can Only See Happening In Nigerian Films. by Blackfire(m): 12:17pm On Oct 11, 2015
Woman put poison inside husband food, taste it ,then serve the husband who died immediately.

An actor is shot in the leg, on getting to the hospital, his head is bandaged,nothing happened to the leg.

Someone was shot... He died but...No blood.
Re: Things U Can Only See Happening In Nigerian Films. by swaggprofessor(op): 12:54pm On Nov 11, 2015
Blackfire:
Woman put poison inside husband food, taste it ,then serve the husband who died immediately.

An actor is shot in the leg, on getting to the hospital, his head is bandaged,nothing happened to the leg.

Someone was shot... He died but...No blood.
hahahahaaha, d 1 wey funny pass na when I watch say dem shoot person for head na d guy start to sing christian song for like 2mins b4 e die
Re: Things U Can Only See Happening In Nigerian Films. by Nobody: 2:50pm On Nov 11, 2015
swaggprofessor:
hahahahaaha, d 1 wey funny pass na when I watch say dem shoot person for head na d guy start to sing christian song for like 2mins b4 e die
God is wonderfull
Re: Things U Can Only See Happening In Nigerian Films. by drizslim(m): 3:35pm On Nov 11, 2015
I stopped watching naija movies

When a ghost was busy pounding fufu for dinner
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