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I Met An Old School Classmate by UndespicableMe(op): 11:58pm On Nov 15, 2015
I bumped into an old school friend today.

He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car.

Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"

I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."

He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"

I said, "No, she's an optician."

grin grin grin
Re: I Met An Old School Classmate by Nobody: 12:15am On Nov 16, 2015
Sorry I don't get the joke...
Re: I Met An Old School Classmate by UndespicableMe(op): 12:43am On Nov 16, 2015
KashyBaby:
Sorry I don't get the joke...
A pretty girl will never get it. grin grin grin
Re: I Met An Old School Classmate by Nobody: 1:14am On Nov 16, 2015
grin Op, u r mean o grin
Re: I Met An Old School Classmate by jomoh: 1:46am On Nov 16, 2015
Epic
Re: I Met An Old School Classmate by Fraih(f): 8:18am On Nov 16, 2015
sad
Re: I Met An Old School Classmate by sweetval: 11:05pm On Nov 16, 2015
Damn!!! grin grin shocked
Re: I Met An Old School Classmate by hottest111: 11:49am On Nov 17, 2015
only smart peeps will understand d joke grin
Re: I Met An Old School Classmate by 123papas(m): 1:53pm On Nov 17, 2015
your reply is even funnier wink
UndespicableMe:
A pretty girl will never get it. grin grin grin
Re: I Met An Old School Classmate by UndespicableMe(op): 4:19pm On Nov 17, 2015
Fraih:
sad
Are you pretty also?
Re: I Met An Old School Classmate by SleekyGee(m): 11:40pm On Nov 17, 2015
Lmao

For those who didn't get it, an optician prescribes eye glasses so he should go get his eyes checked
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