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11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by Sirsoftness(m): 7:22am On Nov 17, 2015 |
Well, today we will try to pinpoint some very sure places where you can only get a poor husband. The places are in no particular order tho. Read on:- 1. Career Fairs Who attends career fairs except he is jobless or wants an upgrade to an already poor job? If your aim of attending a job fair is to get a husband or hook a handsome guy, be rest assured that you’re taking a broke guy home 2. Job interviews/reality show auditions. This is a gamble. You are free to give him your number but don’t reply that SMS until he has successfully scaled through the reality show has ended and he is declared winner.For job interviews, only if he gets the job. Don’t worry you are not a gold digger. You’re just a woman going for what she wants. 3. Ikeja City Mall (ICM) I remember the good ol’ days of ICM when only the big boys flocked here. Now, you will probably see only that small wannabe who wants to show off the little thousands he has in his pockets. 4. The Markets The handsome and rich men you’ll see in the markets are the married gentlemen who believe in helping out their wives. Most young, rich and unmarried men find someone to do their hectic shopping. 5. MTN and Other Network Customer centres The people that frequent here are people that complain over the slightest things. E.g “I loaded N100 in my phone last night and N2 was gone by morning! I am not leaving this office until you return my money back.” Don’t let that sort of man put you inside house oh. 6. Computer Village, Ikeja You may end up losing some parts of your body or pocket if you try finding a husband here. The boys in Computer village are hustlers who only want but don’t give. 7. Ozone Cinemas, Yaba Chances are pretty slim. Just Unilag boys roaming around in carrot jeans and pam slippers. Don’t waste your time abeg. 8. Bridges on The Mainland If you start your search for a husband here, you may end up hooking up with a swindler. Sharp boys stay on the mainland and they aren’t ready to settle down just yet. 9. BRT buses Have you noticed everybody always looks sad in BRT buses? Maybe it’s because they are thinking of their 0.28 account balance. Once you get in, HEADSET ON! 10. JustRite Supermarket Justrite prides itself in offering unbeatable prices of good. Any man found shopping here is looking for the cheapest alternative. So therefore, that sort of man will give you N270 to cook soup. Notable Mentions Sabo, Yaba Oshodi Under-bridge If you have hooked up with a rich guy in any of these locations, please let us know in the comment box below, so I may remove it from the list. Happy husband-hunting.!!! . |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by ladyF(f): 7:24am On Nov 17, 2015 |
LMAO 11. Iya basira spot.... they know themselves. They cannot use their N1,000 to buy rice and meat in a normal, clean and "up to standard" eatery. Their order is always: abeg put rice 65 "nera", beans 15 "nera", spagetti 20 "nera" no put meat, meat dey always purge me These ones are the type that would give their wife N500 for soup and stew May God deliver nairaland ladies from these set of males. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by chumaster(m): 7:27am On Nov 17, 2015 |
hmmm, people monitoring people. . The lady above me seems like she doesn't say her morning prayers. . Meanwhile, no 5 shouldn't be there, I encourage people to always chase after their entitlements. It is the attitude of ours that enable banks, network operators to deduct our money and balances anytime they want and charge us inaccordingly. Look at DSTV. Seriously we all know that if you run out of data while you are still browsing, mtn will in no haste wipe all your airtime. Even if you just needed a 5kb of data to complete your task, they will still charge you. So that no 5 doesn't make anybody that wants his own part of a DEAL to be protected a poor person. I do it a lot even if I had thousands of airtime, or huge sum in my balance and bank account and N2 was deducted without a genuine reason |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by braine(m): 7:29am On Nov 17, 2015 |
Who told you the husbands you find there cant upgrade?? Do not despise the days of humble beginnings of a man. 1 Like |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by 48noble(m): 7:31am On Nov 17, 2015 |
Hunting for husband ,na so men scarce reach? Husband is now an endangered species 1 Like |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by demarc001: 7:32am On Nov 17, 2015 |
Gbege! See falling hand |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by Nobody: 7:34am On Nov 17, 2015 |
YOU NEED 50YEARS FASTING AND PRAYER |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by Lovexme(m): 7:50am On Nov 17, 2015 |
Special Mention: Nairaland jokes section. |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by Genea(f): 8:00am On Nov 17, 2015 |
braine:taaaah!!! Hol it dia |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by braine(m): 8:19am On Nov 17, 2015 |
Genea:I know you are one of those waiting for ready made men. Continue. |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by Otunba4eva: 8:44am On Nov 17, 2015 |
Ops, who told you just rite price is unbeatable? Do your research properly. Ok? |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by Genea(f): 12:21pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
braine:cos i plan on being a ready made woman masef |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by braine(m): 1:07pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
Genea: How about finding the right guy and become ready made together? Makes note sense that way. |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by Genea(f): 1:24pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
Well lets see aw tinx turn out braine: |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by Sweetyie(f): 3:34pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
Op, u didn't mention nairaland |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by Sweetyie(f): 3:34pm On Nov 17, 2015 |
Op, u didn't mention Nairaland |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by SleekyGee(m): 7:30am On Nov 18, 2015 |
That ozone cinemas gat me laughing, gat to upgrade to maybe Genesis cinemas And we don't wear pam there,maybe teems or Jordans |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by nigerianescorts: 8:10am On Nov 18, 2015 |
True talk |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by Nobody: 12:32pm On Nov 18, 2015 |
ladyF:You beta hustle and make money, you dey find ready made husband. You go tey |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by 900warriorz: 1:01pm On Nov 18, 2015 |
ladyF:itz not ladyF again...why you no put your slogan today? :/ |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by shitshappen(m): 2:58pm On Nov 18, 2015 |
Lol, the justrite part really cranked me up. P.S I shop at justrite at least once every week by the virtue of it being strategically place on my way home from work coupled with ample parking space and yes low price. But that does not in any way reduce my "marriage worthiness ". |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by Elparaiso(m): 3:44pm On Nov 18, 2015 |
This post was stolen from naijasinglegirl na. At least give her credit. Sirsoftness:SOURCE http://naijasinglegirl.com/places-to-meet-a-poor-husband-in-lagos/ |
Re: 11 Places You Will Only Meet A Poor Husband In Lagos by Jomrichy1(m): 4:43pm On Nov 18, 2015 |
Sirsoftness: SO WHER WIL LADIES SEE RICH HUSBAND THEN?? |
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