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Banter1:
http://nationalaccordnewspaper.com/2015/11/audus-inconclusive-death-mugabes-wheelchair-by-reuben-abati/

Abati wawa ne. I don't blame him, since he can no longer afford original spirit, he is now high on cheap ogogoro.

Nice write up...

nicely written, succinctly laid-out.

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Should I say love this or supported

I really enjoyed the conversational tone of this write-up.

I was also learning from the grammar and punctuations.

Read to be informed.

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Read; Business Sense For BulkSMS Business.
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Lovely write up. And I am sure Our buhari will surely go for 2nd term and 3rd self. Everythn is in place already (inec chairman frm d same tribe*hausa*)

I read it all thru, such interesting writeup and a big lesson to learn from 6ft for everyman. Indeed all men are equal 6ft and if only we will always have dis on our minds.

Nice write-up. Interesting and engaging.

Reminds me of the Reuben whose writing I loved so much.

More of this and I just may forget your sordid sourjone into politics.

Naaaaa!!!

Keep it coming though.

Eziachi:
Go away Reuben, you are trying hard to wound back the clock buddy, no chance.
That's what happened when journalists swim with politicians. No one takes them serious afterwards. If you doubt me ask Pini Jason. Adesina will soon join your club of journalists life after politics when he finished swimming with Buhari.

Did u read the article?
NO!!

BobNeli:
Did u?

i dey craze

“I think someday in Africa, we’d have to start voting for these First Ladies too. Voters should be given the right to choose the President’s wife, or at least they should be screened by parliament. In Africa, the wives wield so much influence.” I think that was a jab on his former Oga Jonathan

That's a good piece, Reuben. The most annoying thing is the youths who clamour for these spent forces to continue preying on them and their own times, chances and generation. Our youths are fools and will remain fools until a democratic revoluution is organized by the youths themselves to hijack power from the old-age infected political gangsterism we call parties in Nigeria and indeed Africa. Recently, Senator Bukola Saraki headed the Senate Screening Committee that screened his father's long time friend, Chief Audu Ogbeh who was screened by the father of the Senate president in 1982 both times as Ministerial nominee. One was left to imagine if Chief Audu Ogbeh doesn't have a qualified child (boy or girl) that could have been given that opportunity. Obviously, Chief Audu Ogbeh is already usurping the chances, opportunities, slots and quotas of his children. That's exactly what's happening to Nigerian Youths and their God-given destiny.

This is one of the reasons I like Nigeria, there's nothing you can do that will make you rule for 9 straight years. It's either you are killed or your government is overthrown.

It's that simple.

Now Abati can talk after eating.

Simple table etiquette, you rest for 10mins after eating before talking, take note Abati

Eziachi:
Go away Reuben, you are trying hard to wound back the clock buddy, no chance.
That's what happened when journalists swim with politicians. No one takes them serious afterwards. If you doubt me ask Pini Jason. Adesina will soon join your club of journalists life after politics when he finished swimming with Buhari.

On the contrary, you should take them serious because unlike you and I that do base our argument on mere stories and conjectures, they actually know what they are saying because they have been there and done that...

So quit hating and read it cos you may enjoy it just like I did. That is the real Abati before politics came calling.

Very well written political satire.

I enjoyed every line.

Nice one Sir.

You never fail to inspire me with the way you write.

NB:
I never liked your role as the defunct Presidential Spokesman....

You are ultimately wrong.

Eziachi:
Go away Reuben, you are trying hard to wound back the clock buddy, nochance.
That's what happened when journalists swim with politicians. No one takes them serious afterwards. I
f you doubt me ask Pini Jason. Adesina will soon join your club of journalists life after politics when he finished swimming with Buhari.

No room for sit-tight in Nigeria.There has never been ,there will never be.

Banter1:
EndTime write up by EndTime Reuben Abati. Gonna be read by EndTime Nairalanders.

Do u use ur brain atall...dis is a reasonable write up...n u gush out is rubbish? Smh...

All hail the court jester!!!

can't believe I read all this cos it looks interesting from the start.....
Nice one

obanqua:
Nice write-up Uncle Reuben, but is this not too late already?
Where went thou all the while?
6feet, hmm! How ironic, you didn't rem that then did you?
Thank God you came back: 2ND CHANCE kena!

Exactly! I am surprised he is just remembering all this now, he did not when he was strolling down the corridors of power. Human beings, so unreliable.

Chosen1984:
U would soon Join these Madness and at a great speed

Only wen am out of my senses.....brainwashed nigga

orobs93:
Whose gonna read all dis?

I just did. Very nice write up. Welcome back Reuben.

Nice write up Abati

orobs93:
Whose gonna read all dis?

If you can't read and enjoy this great piece...hmmm

Ayt27:
This is one of the reasons I like Nigeria, there's nothing you can do that will make you rule for 9 straight years. It's either you are killed or your government is overthrown.

It's that simple.

GOWON actually ruled for 9 straight years

Abati never fails to deliver! Nice write up! Power really intoxicates..

Abeg Abati should shift. He didn't know 6 feet when he threw the mandate he was given away. He shouldn't even try. He single handedly destroyed his reputation. What did he do when the same 'Graces' counterpart' in Nigeria acted uncontrollably?

He should just dissappear. He already nailed his professional coffin.