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Re: Flow For Rank by danbrowndmf(m): 1:01am On Dec 01, 2015
cao:

Mmm hmmm, if you say so...

We don derail the thread enough.
and why u nt sleeping?
Re: Flow For Rank by oluyemibamz: 3:16am On Dec 01, 2015
his month of December 2015 ,We would be focusing on the entertainment industry.
We are proud to announce that we are combing the 36 states of Nigeria to look for Nigeria's Best Unsigned Artiste 2015 .
Who is your favorite artiste?what artiste represent your state the most?who is the next big thing to come out of your state?
Send in your nominations using our social media handles

https://web.facebook.com/bamwase/?ref=bookmarks
https://twitter.com/Bamwasenig
https://www.instagram.com/bamwase/




Nominations must contain

1) The name of the artiste

2)The state he is representing

3)His picture/cover/art

4) A link to download his song

5)A bio/press release

Entries/nominations starts at 12am 1st December and closes at 11:59pm 5th of December 2015.
Let the battle begin.
Re: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 9:45am On Dec 01, 2015
cao:

hi, are you a chemist? cheesy 'cause if i remember clearly, CaO is the chemical formula for calcium oxide grin

interesting cool

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Re: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 11:10am On Dec 01, 2015
cao:

Y'all need new material.
undecided. As in, you thought that was some pick-up line or what? Naah, not for me; i don't do online romance. I was just curious.
Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 11:14am On Dec 01, 2015
cao:
Y'all need new material.
Lmao!
Re: Flow For Rank by cao(f): 11:16am On Dec 01, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

undecided. As in, you thought that was some pick-up line or what? Naah, not for me; i don't do online romance. I was just curious.
You thought it was a romantic put down, oh boy you don miss road. It's not the first time that has come out, it certainly won't be the last. Quicklime out.
Re: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:11pm On Dec 01, 2015
cao:

You thought it was a romantic put down, oh boy you don miss road. It's not the first time that has come out, it certainly won't be the last. Quicklime out.
lmao. grin romantic gini? I thought that was courtesy. I would blast you outrageously, for your replies, if you were a guy. Consider yourself lucky.smiley you say you've been told that several times before: how's that my concern? I saw something which got me curious; it was only normal i asked, to clear my curiosity. But instead of replying politely, you insinuated you were being woed; you replied with some hokum. Smh. This is rapbattles not romance section. All these shakara just to answer a question
Re: Flow For Rank by ELYMAXiimus(m): 12:26pm On Dec 01, 2015
jigsawkillah, i miss your flows in this thread cool
Re: Flow For Rank by cao(f): 1:00pm On Dec 01, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:

lmao. grin romantic gini? I thought that was courtesy. I would blast you outrageously, for your replies, if you were a guy. Consider yourself lucky.smiley you say you've been told that several times before: how's that my concern? I saw something which got me curious; it was only normal i asked, to clear my curiosity. But instead of replying politely, you insinuated you were being woed; you replied with some hokum. Smh. This is rapbattles not romance section. All these shakara just to answer a question
Just say e dey pain you. Continue getting your Whitney Houston on, "I get so emotional baby..." Next time, don't protest too much, this ain't Shakespeare.
Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 1:28pm On Dec 01, 2015
Lol...jokes
Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 3:09pm On Dec 01, 2015
I'll punch you in the face give you dimples as compliments//
Opulence flows abundant Mami surrounded Neolithic Monolith's//
My words give life on its own natural mystic Providence's grown
from my Sovereign//
Keep pondering my wisdom of old knowledge surpasses King Solomon, bi’tch keep Hovering//
I came with papyrus scrolls from scribes of Plato//
Philosophically killing you slow using yo dead corpse as Playdoh//
Feeble minds spitting all that sh’it going AWOL on Anal//
you constipated on medication just to prove you 'Stable'(stay bull)//
I'll teach you 'patience' of Archallies when I explode yo arteries under chariots of Legions//
Cease respiratory breathing when I shut you down!...
Propel your soul to Hell, give you a taste of my Demons//
Claustrophobic clowns laughing for no apparent Reasons//
till we found out yo cream makeup was produced from faaggot's Semen's//

P.s I know this verse been posted on here by a saber tooth, but I love my steez, thought it best, I post my "Bars".

That how old it is mehn.

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Re: Flow For Rank by GIYAZZ(m): 4:23pm On Dec 01, 2015
#PopeBars Freestyle cool grin undecided



I slay demons with holy Scriptures/
The bishops share my vision/ reason they stay
real on any shìt I be on/
...Murder emcees/ for testing a mic I'm
caressing/
Leave 'em wet if... need be, to teach a lesson/
Dropping it real from the Vatican/ with my mans from Africa/
blast wacks if they open they fat traps and act radical/
My lyrical skills/ got the devil eloping with speed/
cos I spits Ill when I be on that beat!/
Any emcee tryna front/ get punched till he drops/
cos I'm the pope of the church and my punches come with unusual force/
Your mind gets elevated as you engage in my holy rhymes/
Dismantle these wack fools in battles. . . I be trouble for phony guys/
So you still wanna battle me? Better change the topic/
Or imma smack your ass with the bible and strangle you with the rosary!!!

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Re: Flow For Rank by captainflash(m): 4:38pm On Dec 01, 2015
Shot @ Rebel tha vamp!



Rebel the vampire who bite like a dog/ was exposed like a sh1t on a road/ could he stand the fist and the blow?/ he can only try but the end result are worse than a critical stroke/



He claim to be the best and a rap star/ formulated by his st.upid masters/ a farmer for that matter/ you'll say you got swagger/ but all i see on you is a green shirt from yaba/



I could murk you with ease/ beat you with fist/ till you beg and sh1t/ but i'll still feed you with beans/ then have you grabbling with razor and peeling off your own face/ while i spray your peeled face with a cane of mace/


you bite streetwize/ with a big byte/ and claim to be the real guy?/ you're a disgrace to this site/ like decay bones and filters/ worst than second handed combs and nickers/ so its certain the rebel must flee from this section with only his pant and slippers/


i punch u iron/throw u to the lions/then fix a cell to ur head, till u become positive charge.....i'll keep floging u with anode/

bitter...

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Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 4:38pm On Dec 01, 2015
Pundad:
I sex bitches to death...i'm the f.ucking grim-reaper/
My dick keep extending in hoes as they scream deeper/
my Thing whip her/
For having a dirty pucci...then my sperm pack the dirt away....Clean sweeper!/
The Thing sweet her/
She come dey lick my lollipop cos no stick is Deemed sweeter/
Even when i been tweet her/
Publicly say my thing miss her/
She never denied her master...she be redeemed peter!/
My c.ock dey fear crow cos she be dick eater/
Now me sef na clit licker/
I'm married to that pucci..right now it holds my ring finger!/
Yea..i'm finger-ing finger-ing.....deep in her!/
I say baby ya pucci is gold...she said i got the midas touch!/ cheesy
I asked "might i suck?"/
She said 'in-between my legs favors you..i got a bias crouch!'/
Her dry pucci became greatly altered/
Looked like a well-kept garden....trimmed and adequately watered!/
Consumed her vitamins as i sucked on her juices/
Then two fingers plunged in the pucci/
This nigga kept chunking up the deuces!/ grin
Then she said...i've been a bad girl, whip me baby/
I wore my condom, had my d.ick equipped in safety/
Then i started whipping crazy/
Mehn, the chick no lazy/
Was a fated union...the way both our hips kept running into each other!!!/
for..for..for..fork me harder...Oh now..the chick stutters?!/
forked her so hard till the bish shuddered/
OH!!! BABY!!! CRAZY!!! I've cum..the bish muttered/
i removed the squeezed rubber/
Then i spread my white cum all over her like its cheesebutter!/
Need to get back to office fast,i need to be a quickrunner/
I grabbed my clothes..and as i ran off..she yelled "greet ya boss for me"...Am his daughter!"
TO BE CONTINUED!



Hahahahahahahaha grin
showed a female course-mate dis. . write-up. . .she laughed. lecturer chase her commot for class..lolzz

Nice one pundad


#YOLO
Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 7:00pm On Dec 01, 2015
I used borrowed Ibime's bars or stole or bit it..or whatever you all say..
Thing is i should never have..I'm top lyricist and certified döpe but was just too lazy to write for that battle[one hour battle] ...it happened over a year ago and regretted as soon as i did it. i didn't even take it serious cos it was an american site and i trolled a lot in it... if you wanna ban me for it then i accept your punishment. .but this never happened in this site and it is more than a year..it was a one time occurence.
no one is above mistakes .so why the gloating ..it is not like I have not been serving this forum with millions and millions of fresh bars before..
The same raplinx düde was busted by me on DRD for bïting 5 of coogär's bars...so who is a saint? and who is a sinner?
Just to vote in a battle , you cause commotion...put your whatever in your votes..instead of that you scatter everthing...i even see some people giving Räplinx the win...
I'm done battling here for real.... biasëd möfos..
Imma just sign out with this and go continue watching my Gotham....

.. i'm resuming school February like i said so let's see how rap sect.will be without me for 8/9 months..adios
little freestyle...and no..it is not bitten cheesy grin






I cast out demons in a gym,you can say that i exorcise/menacing cenobite with second sight, don't blame me, I'm the flyest Kite/My profane is propane, proclaim me as messiah Christ/The glowing flame in the blackest nights/that strapped diners with bombs...when i came like the Arkham knight/so if i don't blow up....then maybe a diner might
For eternity....I'd be that lexical entity/armed with a bag of metaphors..I'm a threat to community/I'm Dahmer punning similes/with that lethal Lecter's expertise/Ted Bundy 2.0. ..deft with Dexter's dexterity/
I'm off the chain, made money rain, acclaim me as a wizard/
On blocks, terrains, i hustled cainë, I'm raging like a bizzard/
you could mud my name, I'd still murk the game...with blades and sharp scissors/
No Lloyd and no Vic,when i say I'm the black Jesus/
Turning water into mënses, and mënses into butter/
It's an honor to dishonour with these utters,I'm a burner/
Hack the mic up like a sawyer, Terminator like John Connor/
with the aura of an orc, I'd be hulking, start recording/
Aloha. .. sayonara...stop reacting cos I'm outtie/

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Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 7:05pm On Dec 01, 2015
darkenedrebel:
I used borrowed Ibime's bars or stole or bit it..or whatever you all say..
Thing is i should never have..I'm top lyricist and certified döpe but was just too lazy to write for that battle[one hour battle] ...it happened over a year ago and regretted as soon as i did it. i didn't even take it serious cos it was an american site and i trolled a lot in it... if you wanna ban me for it then i accept your punishment. .but this never happened in this site and it is more than a year..it was a one time occurence.
no one is above mistakes .so why the gloating ..it is not like I have not been serving this forum with millions and millions of fresh bars before..
The same raplinx düde was busted by me on DRD for bïting 5 of coogär's bars...so who is a saint? and who is a sinner?
Just to vote in a battle , you cause commotion...put your whatever in your votes..instead of that you scatter everthing...i even see some people giving Räplinx the win...
I'm done battling here for real.... biasëd möfos..
Imma just sign out with this and go continue watching my Gotham....

.. i'm resuming school February like i said so let's see how rap sect.will be without me for 8/9 months..adios
little freestyle...and no..it is not bitten cheesy grin






I cast out demons in a gym,you can say that i exorcise/menacing cenobite with second sight, don't blame me, I'm the flyest Kite/My profane is propane, proclaim me as messiah Christ/The glowing flame in the blackest nights/that strapped diners with bombs...when i came like the Arkham knight/so if i don't blow up....then maybe a diner might
For eternity....I'd be that lexical entity/armed with a bag of metaphors..I'm a threat to community/I'm Dahmer punning similes/with that lethal Lecter's expertise/Ted Bundy 2.0. ..deft with Dexter's dexterity/
I'm off the chain, made money rain, acclaim me as a wizard/
On blocks, terrains, i hustled cainë, I'm raging like a bizzard/
you could mud my name, I'd still murk the game...with blades and sharp scissors/
No Lloyd and no Vic,when i say I'm the black Jesus/
Turning water into mënses, and mënses into butter/
It's an honor to dishonour with these utters,I'm a burner/
Hack the mic up like a sawyer, Terminator like John Connor/
with the aura of an orc, I'd be hulking, start recording/
Aloha. .. sayonara...stop reacting cos I'm outtie/


Hmmm Micheal which levels..

are you apologizing or fighting
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 7:13pm On Dec 01, 2015
darkenedrebel:
I used borrowed Ibime's bars or stole or bit it..or whatever you all say..
Thing is i should never have..I'm top lyricist and certified döpe but was just too lazy to write for that battle[one hour battle] ...it happened over a year ago and regretted as soon as i did it. i didn't even take it serious cos it was an american site and i trolled a lot in it... if you wanna ban me for it then i accept your punishment. .but this never happened in this site and it is more than a year..it was a one time occurence.
no one is above mistakes .so why the gloating ..it is not like I have not been serving this forum with millions and millions of fresh bars before..
The same raplinx düde was busted by me on DRD for bïting 5 of coogär's bars...so who is a saint? and who is a sinner?
Just to vote in a battle , you cause commotion...put your whatever in your votes..instead of that you scatter everthing...i even see some people giving Räplinx the win...
I'm done battling here for real.... biasëd möfos..
Imma just sign out with this and go continue watching my Gotham....
.. i'm resuming school February like i said so let's see how rap sect.will be without me for 8/9 months..adios
little freestyle...and no..it is not bitten cheesy grin
I cast out demons in a gym,you can say that i exorcise/menacing cenobite with second sight, don't blame me, I'm the flyest Kite/My profane is propane, proclaim me as messiah Christ/The glowing flame in the blackest nights/that strapped diners with bombs...when i came like the Arkham knight/so if i don't blow up....then maybe a diner might
For eternity....I'd be that lexical entity/armed with a bag of metaphors..I'm a threat to community/I'm Dahmer punning similes/with that lethal Lecter's expertise/Ted Bundy 2.0. ..deft with Dexter's dexterity/
I'm off the chain, made money rain, acclaim me as a wizard/
On blocks, terrains, i hustled cainë, I'm raging like a bizzard/
you could mud my name, I'd still murk the game...with blades and sharp scissors/
No Lloyd and no Vic,when i say I'm the black Jesus/
Turning water into mënses, and mënses into butter/
It's an honor to dishonour with these utters,I'm a burner/
Hack the mic up like a sawyer, Terminator like John Connor/
with the aura of an orc, I'd be hulking, start recording/
Aloha. .. sayonara...stop reacting cos I'm outtie/

DARK REBEL!!!!
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 7:22pm On Dec 01, 2015
darkenedrebel:
I cast out demons in a gym,you can say that i exorcise/menacing cenobite with second sight, don't blame me, I'm the flyest Kite/My profane is propane, proclaim me as messiah Christ/The glowing flame in the blackest nights/that strapped diners with bombs...when i came like the Arkham knight/so if i don't blow up....then maybe a diner might

HIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 7:23pm On Dec 01, 2015
darkenedrebel:
I'm off the chain, made money rain, acclaim me as a wizard/
On blocks, terrains, i hustled cainë, I'm raging like a bizzard/
darkenedrebel:
Turning water into mënses, and mënses into butter/

Twisterish.

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Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 7:49pm On Dec 01, 2015
Re: Flow For Rank by Ibime(m): 8:27pm On Dec 01, 2015
darkenedrebel:
I used borrowed Ibime's bars or stole or bit it..or whatever you all say..
Thing is i should never have..I'm top lyricist and certified döpe but was just too lazy to write for that battle[one hour battle] ...it happened over a year ago and regretted as soon as i did it. i didn't even take it serious cos it was an american site and i trolled a lot in it... if you wanna ban me for it then i accept your punishment. .but this never happened in this site and it is more than a year..it was a one time occurence.

You shoulda stopped here.

I recommend only 2 weeks ban based on the above. The thing is that you have improved massively and would never do that again, but every serious rap forum must take some action to serve as a deterrent to others, otherwise it cannot be a serious rap forum. I say 2 weeks is enough, we bury the matter and move on.

cc: Airmark

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Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 8:44pm On Dec 01, 2015
People are posting screen shots of their rhymes now? Lol stuff just got real

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Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 9:15pm On Dec 01, 2015
ELYMAXiimus:
jigsawkillah, i miss your flows in this thread cool


I miss the BJs I was getting
Re: Flow For Rank by Jumbledwords: 10:07pm On Dec 01, 2015
I'm trying to flow slow so I don't stutter /
Intro slurred, body stretched, like a globetrotter/
Reach into my brain for some tight lines so stressing//
Switching characters so roles be reversing//
I'm doing two now, make it three like a tandem/
Trying to do the whole ensemble and I'm not even from harlem/
Should I try Gotham? Audition to be Robin's sidekick?//
Oh, there goes my intestines and my gut's not even spastic//
Say I'm taking over the city people be thinking that I'm insane/
Though my only gadget's a notepad I'm still calling out Bruce wayne/
Screaming go-go like the famous inspector, I reckon//
But it won't transform I'm bout to get whooped in a second//
So I beckon on the riddler for a piece of advice/
He replies, Who d'you think you are? One of them guys?/
So I'm trying hard to come up with a reply that will land//
Then I heard joker's on his way I better exit delusion land//

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Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 1:17pm On Dec 02, 2015
Pay Attention. . .




They say when gods speak, you puny humans hide
Covering your ears and eyes, lookin' through your mind
Prayin' Let Him Stop and talk to his prophets! Then we can listen
But he sent his prophets then they said. . . Now we can diss him
Humans! The orchestrators of their downfalls
They hate in the church, but love in their town halls
They despise the meek, and worship the outlaws
Ignore the righteous paths, and follow a tout's cause
Question! How safe are you, in a house without doors?
Can you sleep in peace? With both eyes closed?
Question! How safe are you, in a house without walls?
It's like saying you wanna play soccer without balls

Wait! I don't bite, so I'm fake, right? I'm no original!
I'm grippin' gats, they're liftin' raps, but I'm the criminal
I script complex bars with basic words, I'm not lyrical!
They thug on the net, I thug for the check! I'm too physical
They worship Dark stuff, but I cast and bind them, I'm too spiritual

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Re: Flow For Rank by Nobody: 2:11pm On Dec 02, 2015
JigsawKillah:
Pay Attention. . .




They say when gods speak, you puny humans hide
Covering your ears and eyes, lookin' through your mind
Prayin' Let Him Stop and talk to his prophets! Then we can listen
But he sent his prophets then they said. . . Now we can diss him
Humans! The orchestrators of their downfalls
They hate in the church, but love in their town halls
They despise the meek, and worship the outlaws
Ignore the righteous paths, and follow a tout's cause
Question! How safe are you, in a house without doors?
Can you sleep in peace? With both eyes closed?
Question! How safe are you, in a house without walls?
It's like saying you wanna play soccer without balls

Wait! I don't bite, so I'm fake, right? I'm no original!
I'm grippin' gats, they're liftin' raps, but I'm the criminal
I script complex bars with basic words, I'm not lyrical!
They thug on the net, I thug for the check! I'm too physical
They worship Dark stuff, but I cast and bind them, I'm too spiritual
I thought u would never drop anything for us again

Sweet rhymes
Re: Flow For Rank by JigsawKillah(m): 2:46pm On Dec 02, 2015
MuhdG:
I thought u would never drop anything for us again
Sweet rhymes
I found my path
Re: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 4:06pm On Dec 02, 2015
grayline:


Hmmm Micheal which levels..

are you apologizing or fighting
guy come make we battle undecided
Re: Flow For Rank by Limerick: 4:09pm On Dec 02, 2015
Elymaxiimus is going down/ when I brang him holy macs/ I conjure demonic creatures and despatch unholy touts/
.... to uplift weapons of mass destruction. . . .and the then blast the lonely child/ for comin' against a king. . .armed with phoney pranks/ He should be puked out my nose/ and left a brutalized goat/
Cos I picked him from the gutters. . . . .and gave him spoons 'fore he coped/
But if he turns around. . . .to stab me at the back. . . or attempts to bite the hands that feeds him; I'll shove the spoon down his throat/ or throw the fool down the road.....
to teach him good behaviours/ if I pause to catch my breath...I'd have the fury chase him/ then bring the beatings so hot..... till Nigeria stands up and scream; "ogbona feli feli",,, I'm Bunmi Davies/
That audio battle sh*t.... I coulda rendered him harmless/
Baba go ask kr0ne. . . . .I had a better diss that week/ cos if we had wrestled. . .I woulda won all criterias. . .cos I swear; e go be ojoro...if I ever bring ties in/!!!
He claiming he fly. . . .OK Ima reply that crap later in evening/ wait..holup...Greek mythology said you faker than a Griffin/ and you been hatin in ma lyrics/
Son take a chill pill; remember I'm a new age dad.......so you can't avoid gettin schooled by me even if you faked that you were illy/
shiiit be getting tribalistic...
This Yoruba fool should bow down to the king/ terrestrial powers small die...I killed babalawos with my fist/ OK we on the internet? and I can't so shittt right?. . . .ogbeni i'ma bring E-bows. . .and kill him with 'arrows from the east!!'/(IBOs)
....if he survives that; I'd bring him in from the coma/ he tryna redeem all his slogan/ he advance to bite me? I shout; " he a vampire, kr0ne. . .he's bellina Logan/ krone replies "what a silly brouhaha"....
Show him the beast, you hulk Hogan!!/
....so I smack him on the head till he prab'ly runs mad. . . leave him too tyred, and make him run the streets...... Like okada!!!/

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Re: Flow For Rank by 007Bruce: 4:20pm On Dec 02, 2015
smh

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