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YourMain:
Lol babyish look. So I look 16 to you too . I am tender and innocent

firstking01:
truth, u look like a 16yr old teen..lol.

YourMain:
But I'm not . Ah well. When I'm 90 I'll look 20

Aminat508:
Asumo12
Agarawu23
Oyind17
Jollyjoy
Omotayor123
Cherlene
HerexG
Funjosh
Kelvingraphics
KingTom
Loomer
Canme4u
Fynestboi
Neyoor
Flokii
Sameer1212
Midehi2
Scentmarlc
Ozaoekpe
Montezz
Joseph1832
Opiaku
Ishiamu
Tosyne2much


And all Nairalanders

May your tomorrow be brighter, May this new month be more successful, I wish this month brings more inspiration and love in your life, Happy new month.

firstking01:
those ur succulent lips sha

YourMain:
Lol too bad they're getting reduced next year.

osedvgirl:
I wish sameer1212 and midehi2 happy new month, wish them all good things of life, wish them the best of love/bond, they will grow stronger and stronger

misspicy:
and you believe them?

osedvgirl:
have been around dear

Charles4075:
You were M.I.A. for few days.

sameer1212:
Oh my Love that's very sweet of you. Thank you. cheers!!!

obiorathesubtle:
Oooh! so it's like that? Okay! Let's do this


This is a new month, month of December, can't say it has been fun for me. I lost a lot of family members this year, 2 close friends, family members of close friends, had an accident that kept me in the hospital for two months(currently can't walk very well), but for every misfortune that has happened to me this year, I have faith that it'll turn to blessings this month of December for me and all of you great people! I smell good things, grace, upliftment and all the rest. So, to my Nairaland paddies that made my November, brought a month of Laughter into a year of Sorrow, gave me a reason to smile this year. Happy new month! Seasons greetings! All the good things!



Shout out to iamLegend1 you fÛcking psycho! If you ever quote any guy, he automatically becomes your gay boyfriend! I am watching you!


Shout out to Darven! You intelligent fÛcked up dude! Go get laid man! I can see through your antics that you hungry!


To jimicoker! Lwkm! You have a weird bizzare sense of humour!


To Decker! I pray every morning that you loosen up a little! You too serious man! I don't get it!


To primeministerr! Buddy! You're always gonna live in that pineapple under the sea! Extend my greetings to gary!


To estharfabian! I'm sorry for greg (I didn't know what else to say). Happy new month!

To misspicy! I hope you're happy you destroyed the marriage? Good! Now you can marry kolawole! happy fÚcking new month

To prettythicksme! I love your lips. Lol. I hope WE get to benefit from it some day, if you know what I mean

To naughtynaughty! Thanks for breaking my heart! You fÛcking transgender! made me a better person! FÚck you!

Jollyjoy! Smh. Please leave the village soon. It's affecting you!

To mamagee3. I wish you a brain! Infact I will use my xmas wish on you. Let's see if santa can put a brain in that head

To onila. Receive sense ijn!

To durentt. Bro! You need serious help! May God help you

To stupidity. The gonking master! Keep gonking! More balls to your cause!


To all the shenanigant bastards I can't remember right now, awon werey crew! More balls to your scrotums!


I'm out!

Seriously?? Greg?? who?

Happy new month Hunnie!

Anyss:
Api nu month to Doc Goodheart,troublesome admiralty616,problem child nemzyseries, beta pikin primeminister annnnnd Mr GoldenDr. May God in his infinite mercy bless u all and grant your hrt desires. May ur expectations Neva be cut short IJN.

zaragal:
udmydearest
decker
ms anne
drfinn
and myself

osedvgirl:

meaning?

Charles4075:
Missing In Action on NL.

MrsPhyno:
My NL family yez dis is not a joking sturvs I rili need to express the loff I have for una

FriedPlantain - kaiiiii need I say more, the love I have for u surpasses the love I have for mangos and that's saying a lot. Since the day u called Gurgle and I old winches, I fell for u

Misspicy - I'll always appreciate u sticking up for me that day madam besides I heard thru the NL grapevine that ur sêxy as anytin
Continue rapping Yoruba on different threads o

Iamlegend1 - what do I even say sef. U and i are like salt and sugar. We're both yummy and we don't mix so idky I'm more addicted to u than I am to NL
Continue with ur memes just know diarisgodo

Pidggin - /starts singing/ we met on a family thread or was it romance..... Who knew dat from such our friendship would last.... Ur a smart and funny lady who doesn't mind adoption.... And u also thought Buhari was not a good option
Don't go or I'll miss u terribly o

Ipledge10 - As much as u hate it when I say this eh, I go still say it. Ur the only agbaya in my heayurt I'm sorry for before and isn't it nice talking to me again. I know u missed me terribly U like calling me mugu and God is watching u in full HD

PunkyVeer - The SA Babe! She's beauty, she is brains, she is sass and charisma. Basically I just admire and like u.... And from the looks of it, I'm not the only one /smirks/. Ur such a boss most of the time that no one would think u have a very sweet and gentle side but it was directed at me once or twice and it warmed my heart.

ButchCassidy - Butch Butch Butch what can I say now o. The way u talk is very attractive and very wicked, which perhaps is part of it. I miss when we used to be the fantastic four; u, me, she-who-must-not-be-named, and Legend. U are a surprisingly extremely good person with a heart of gold and I just wanted to tell u that.

YourMain - Chai, my fingers hurt now, but this is a saving the best for last type thing I followed her so quickly that it freaked her out for a while but iono I was just so drawn to her personality. Such a cool lady/geh..... I hope u find a hot, tall, black guy loitering around a hospital as snow falls and he kisses u and tells u "baby I'm a doctor"
Also just know that 45% of white women get plastic surgery and filler to get ur lips.

Drfinn:
Zaragal, so thoughtful of you .

Thanks be to God Almighty for giving you and your family victory all year round.Victory is yours dis month and forever.It's December.

Happy new month to you and everyone on Nairaland.

MRNipples:
YEAH I SWEETORGASM wishes this following wonderful personell happy new month, sinaj,oyind17,firsteva,quatarplayboy,captainswag225(where eva u are),cherlene,jolllyjoy,lalasticlala,kinglent(where eva u are), darkenedrebel,sambarry,rokiatu(where eva u are), ladyboss1(where eva u are), kingtom,tohpahz,loomer,edwife(my crush), truckpusher, laveda(4 giving u tough time, traplord(4 giving me tough time, funlord(4 partnering traplord to give me tough time,naijaboiy(u still my pal), kashybaby(i respect u), ishilove(my crush), amtaken, mylifemyrules(where eva u are), eleganza33(My crush). ok im done.

MrsPhyno:
My NL family yez dis is not a joking sturvs I rili need to express the loff I have for una

FriedPlantain - kaiiiii need I say more, the love I have for u surpasses the love I have for mangos and that's saying a lot. Since the day u called Gurgle and I old winches, I fell for u

Misspicy - I'll always appreciate u sticking up for me that day madam besides I heard thru the NL grapevine that ur sêxy as anytin
Continue rapping Yoruba on different threads o

Iamlegend1 - what do I even say sef. U and i are like salt and sugar. We're both yummy and we don't mix so idky I'm more addicted to u than I am to NL
Continue with ur memes just know diarisgodo

Pidggin - /starts singing/ we met on a family thread or was it romance..... Who knew dat from such our friendship would last.... Ur a smart and funny lady who doesn't mind adoption.... And u also thought Buhari was not a good option
Don't go or I'll miss u terribly o

Ipledge10 - As much as u hate it when I say this eh, I go still say it. Ur the only agbaya in my heayurt I'm sorry for before and isn't it nice talking to me again. I know u missed me terribly U like calling me mugu and God is watching u in full HD

PunkyVeer - The SA Babe! She's beauty, she is brains, she is sass and charisma. Basically I just admire and like u.... And from the looks of it, I'm not the only one /smirks/. Ur such a boss most of the time that no one would think u have a very sweet and gentle side but it was directed at me once or twice and it warmed my heart.

ButchCassidy - Butch Butch Butch what can I say now o. The way u talk is very attractive and very wicked, which perhaps is part of it. I miss when we used to be the fantastic four; u, me, she-who-must-not-be-named, and Legend. U are a surprisingly extremely good person with a heart of gold and I just wanted to tell u that.

YourMain - Chai, my fingers hurt now, but this is a saving the best for last type thing I followed her so quickly that it freaked her out for a while but iono I was just so drawn to her personality. Such a cool lady/geh..... I hope u find a hot, tall, black guy loitering around a hospital as snow falls and he kisses u and tells u "baby I'm a doctor"
Also just know that 45% of white women get plastic surgery and filler to get ur lips.

MRNipples:
YEAH I SWEETORGASM wishes this following wonderful personell happy new month, sinaj,oyind17,firsteva,quatarplayboy,captainswag225(where eva u are),cherlene,jolllyjoy,lalasticlala,kinglent(where eva u are), darkenedrebel,sambarry,rokiatu(where eva u are), ladyboss1(where eva u are), kingtom,tohpahz,loomer,edwife(my crush), truckpusher, laveda(4 giving u tough time, traplord(4 giving me tough time, funlord(4 partnering traplord to give me tough time,naijaboiy(u still my pal), kashybaby(i respect u), ishilove(my crush), amtaken, mylifemyrules(where eva u are), eleganza33(My crush). ok im done.

osedvgirl:
oh, am fully on ground

MrsPhyno:
My NL family yez dis is not a joking sturvs I rili need to express the loff I have for una

FriedPlantain - kaiiiii need I say more, the love I have for u surpasses the love I have for mangos and that's saying a lot. Since the day u called Gurgle and I old winches, I fell for u

Misspicy - I'll always appreciate u sticking up for me that day madam besides I heard thru the NL grapevine that ur sêxy as anytin
Continue rapping Yoruba on different threads o

Iamlegend1 - what do I even say sef. U and i are like salt and sugar. We're both yummy and we don't mix so idky I'm more addicted to u than I am to NL
Continue with ur memes just know diarisgodo

Pidggin - /starts singing/ we met on a family thread or was it romance..... Who knew dat from such our friendship would last.... Ur a smart and funny lady who doesn't mind adoption.... And u also thought Buhari was not a good option
Don't go or I'll miss u terribly o

Ipledge10 - As much as u hate it when I say this eh, I go still say it. Ur the only agbaya in my heayurt I'm sorry for before and isn't it nice talking to me again. I know u missed me terribly U like calling me mugu and God is watching u in full HD

PunkyVeer - The SA Babe! She's beauty, she is brains, she is sass and charisma. Basically I just admire and like u.... And from the looks of it, I'm not the only one /smirks/. Ur such a boss most of the time that no one would think u have a very sweet and gentle side but it was directed at me once or twice and it warmed my heart.

ButchCassidy - Butch Butch Butch what can I say now o. The way u talk is very attractive and very wicked, which perhaps is part of it. I miss when we used to be the fantastic four; u, me, she-who-must-not-be-named, and Legend. U are a surprisingly extremely good person with a heart of gold and I just wanted to tell u that.

YourMain - Chai, my fingers hurt now, but this is a saving the best for last type thing I followed her so quickly that it freaked her out for a while but iono I was just so drawn to her personality. Such a cool lady/geh..... I hope u find a hot, tall, black guy loitering around a hospital as snow falls and he kisses u and tells u "baby I'm a doctor"
Also just know that 45% of white women get plastic surgery and filler to get ur lips.

ipledge10:
I know u missed me ...happy new month Mugu

Aminat508:
Asumo12
Agarawu23
Oyind17
Jollyjoy
Omotayor123
Cherlene
HerexG
Funjosh
Kelvingraphics
KingTom
Loomer
Canme4u
Fynestboi
Neyoor
Flokii
Sameer1212
Midehi2
Scentmarlc
Ozaoekpe
Montezz
Joseph1832
Opiaku
Ishiamu
Tosyne2much


And all Nairalanders

May your tomorrow be brighter, May this new month be more successful, I wish this month brings more inspiration and love in your life, Happy new month.

osedvgirl:
I wish sameer1212 and midehi2 happy new month, wish them all good things of life, wish them the best of love/bond, they will grow stronger and stronger

MrsPhyno:
I did I did

Go write ur own slum book

midehi2:

*faints*

thanks dear