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Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by chubbygal(f): 9:25pm On Dec 01, 2015
SexyStrawberry:
And this is supposed to be funny? undecided

Yesssssoooo! Very funny Because na only broke ass girl go want all these qualities from one man,
Woman wey marriage hungry 40% of these qualities is enough to marry your man.....#NOMANISPERFECT.
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by niggi4life(m): 9:26pm On Dec 01, 2015
so many of these ladies can not even afford to buy ordinary pant and bra for themselves without asking their BF, yet they open their mouth and call some guys broke dude.
6feet 5 ko, 6 feet under d ground ni. undecided
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by kenoz(m): 9:27pm On Dec 01, 2015
grin
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by Nobody: 9:33pm On Dec 01, 2015
PHATE007:
B4 y'all say I am biased, yes the gurl is greedy! Very greedy! She is demanding as if she'd do the needful if required of her....... BUT!....









It won't hurt to get all deze in one guy *winks*
it also won't hurt to get clay from ur backyard nd make urself a man with all these qualities
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by PHATE007(f): 9:36pm On Dec 01, 2015
MaysFinest:
it also won't hurt to get clay from ur backyard nd make urself a man with all these qualities
lol.... Maybe I will
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by adeyemmiesam(m): 9:37pm On Dec 01, 2015
Visit to the dream land....
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by Nobody: 9:37pm On Dec 01, 2015
PHATE007:
...... Nd dats hw all the guys who are too lazy to build themselves to fit into these qualities will type "SO TRUE"! Mtcheew...










In other news.....#END TIME post
get a life honey
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by PHATE007(f): 9:39pm On Dec 01, 2015
MaysFinest:
get a life honey
already living mine dear... But I guess urs is gone nd forgotten?
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by Nobody: 9:40pm On Dec 01, 2015
niggi4life:
so many of these ladies can not even afford to buy ordinary pant and bra for themselves without asking their BF, yet they open their mouth and call some guys broke dude.
6feet 5 ko, 6 feet under d ground ni. undecided
don't forget to add d 5 inches man cry
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by PHATE007(f): 9:42pm On Dec 01, 2015
eni4real:
unless you will start from puberty age. grin unless you will start from puberty age.
nah! We gon do a lot of exercises nd eat a lot of protein coupled with PRAYER
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by BlackAlbino6(m): 9:43pm On Dec 01, 2015

www.nairaland.com/attachments/3140211_img20151201195420_pnge2e3aa0346e29370ecb15543d4cd2b6f
So you want your man to be, to be hardworking and have all these qualities right

Then go and marry a slave now.

PHATE007:
...... Nd dats hw all the guys who are too lazy to build themselves to fit into these qualities will type "SO TRUE"! Mtcheew...










In other news.....#END TIME post
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by Nobody: 9:44pm On Dec 01, 2015
PHATE007:
already living mine dear... But I guess urs is gone nd forgotten?
gone and forgotten? I fancy that! I'm sure it's nothing compared to d 'fake-ass' life y'all 'beeshiiz' re living
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by Nobody: 9:49pm On Dec 01, 2015
mascot87:


Hi
Hi
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by Nobody: 9:49pm On Dec 01, 2015
PHATE007:
nah! We gon do a lot of exercises nd eat a lot of protein coupled with PRAYER
Exercise will not activate the growth plate after 21yrs but prayer can do all things. I'm praying with you on this.
Happy new month!
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by PHATE007(f): 9:50pm On Dec 01, 2015
MaysFinest:
gone and forgotten? I fancy that! I'm sure it's nothing compared to d 'fake-ass' life y'all 'beeshiiz' re living
awww.. Someone had a bad day... I guess u didn't see the other post I made abt the gurl being very greedy? Hw can u when u re busy hating? Take a deep breath dear... All u need is attitude re adjustment nd everything will b fine...
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by ikevin(m): 10:01pm On Dec 01, 2015
niggi4life:
so many of these ladies can not even afford to buy ordinary pant and bra for themselves without asking their BF, yet they open their mouth and call some guys broke dude.
6feet 5 ko, 6 feet under d ground ni. undecided
naso my brother....lol
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by yollychika(f): 10:02pm On Dec 01, 2015
not funny
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by Aarenasbaba(m): 10:31pm On Dec 01, 2015
Iranmu
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by kachnov(m): 10:35pm On Dec 01, 2015
Exactly
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by Nobody: 10:50pm On Dec 01, 2015
PHATE007:
awww.. Someone had a bad day... I guess u didn't see the other post I made abt the gurl being very greedy? Hw can u when u re busy hating? Take a deep breath dear... All u need is attitude re adjustment nd everything will b fine...
Confused human being
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by Nobody: 11:06pm On Dec 01, 2015
ikevin:
naso my brother....lol
Really?
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by DedeNkem: 11:09pm On Dec 01, 2015
Some women have a huge list of what the man they want must possess. But if you ask them what the've to offer, they become silent!

I'm not saying a woman or man shouldn't have a list of qualities they expect in anideal love partner, but when the list is huge then it becomes a serious problem!

If you have ten qualities in your list and expects to actually find a man with those qualities, good luck to you. Even if you meet the person after years of searching, do you even know if he would be interested in you? You must be out of your mind.

If you reduce the qualities you expect to four or three good qualities, you'll have a better chance of meeting Mr. Right from many eligible bachelors who have those qualities.

There's no Mr. or Miss Perfect. Everyone has flaws. You're not perfect, so why do you expect to meet someone who is?

if you MUST have ten items in your list, then also make sure you also have those ten qualities too!! Which i guess you don't. You can't be a f*ucking poor broke as*s individual and have the guts to write in your list "Must be rich"!!

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Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by Louiscutedude(m): 11:14pm On Dec 01, 2015
nor b lie
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by ikevin(m): 11:16pm On Dec 01, 2015
Greekgoddess:
Really?
let us be sincere here, no human (male/female) walking the face of this earth is perfect, not even the dead. I remember caderver sessions where my class mates complain about this or that about a dead body. So, the point is we all have flaws, either imposed by nature or the ones we developed. Let's just appreciate the ones we got. Wassup GreekGoddes, are you into Greek myths because I am into them a lot. What's ur real name?
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by invaluable(m): 11:23pm On Dec 01, 2015
endtime post from endtime people.






gerarahere
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by Nobody: 11:29pm On Dec 01, 2015
ikevin:
let us be sincere here, no human (male/female) walking the face of this earth is perfect, not even the dead. I remember caderver sessions where my class mates complain about this or that about a dead body. So, the point is we all have flaws, either imposed by nature or the ones we developed. Let's just appreciate the ones we got. Wassup GreekGoddes, are you into Greek myths because I am into them a lot. What's ur real name?
True we all r not perfect, but i don't know y u guys like taking it out on we ladies
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by ikevin(m): 11:39pm On Dec 01, 2015
Greekgoddess:
True we all r not perfect, but i don't know y u guys like taking it out on we ladies
I personally do not do that to a silly level, you didn't reply d greek part n name.....
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by swaggerdgrt(m): 11:50pm On Dec 01, 2015
EyeKandy:
Ladies: Don't be discouraged with these 'childish post" by selling yourself cheap.
Real/good men exist with all those qualities. As long as you possess similar qualities, you'll find someone that suits you just fine. grin
get out jOorrrr,dnt wori by d tme u clock 40,u go dey fnd any knd man to settle with.pls is nt a cause neida a spell bt is cos of wat u said.d answer to dat thread by those two guys is d best answer ever.u can not get a man dat hav tohse qualities or hlf dat knd
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by Nobody: 11:59pm On Dec 01, 2015
PHATE007:
...... Nd dats hw all the guys who are too lazy to build themselves to fit into these qualities will type "SO TRUE"! Mtcheew...










In other news.....#END TIME post
build oneself into a 6'5
if you are short, you are short dear?

this is the only way a person can BUILD himself into 6'5

Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by 9jatatafo(m): 12:01am On Dec 02, 2015
She has to open perfect man's manufacturing company create such. Otondo
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by oluwafreshkid(m): 1:56am On Dec 02, 2015
SexyStrawberry:
And this is supposed to be funny? undecided

Are you 40 and single? cry
Re: Best Answer To A Girl Who Wants All Qualities In A Man by EyeKandy(f): 3:58am On Dec 02, 2015
swaggerdgrt:
get out jOorrrr,dnt wori by d tme u clock 40,u go dey fnd any knd man to settle with.pls is nt a cause CURSE neida a spell bt is cos of wat u said.d answer to dat thread by those two guys is d best answer ever.u can not get a man dat hav tohse THOSE qualities or hlf dat knd

I usually don't do this, but today is your lucky day!! grin grin

First off, I'm not upset, but need to shut you up.
Secondly, you don't know my marital status.
Lastly, considering your half-baked education or lack thereof, marrying you gives at least a 50% chance of having inarticulate, low-thinking and unintelligent children. They say 'the apple doesn't fall far from the tree'. grin grin You are bad market!! Causation doesn't imply malediction. Sounds like you've been turned down too many times ... there is hope for your 'type'. Keep trying.... Hahaha.

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