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Lets bring back old and almost forgotten Nigerian jokes!.
Feel free to post one, if you're old enough 2 remember one.
I'll start!

One day, my friend and I went to a party, I was served Coke while my friend was served Fanta .
After some time, it was time for comments... They handed d mic to my friend for comments and he said... Oh my God!, this party is fantastic.
Now it was my turn... I was short of words, so I said... Oh my God! this party is cocastic!

One day I was hungry so I went to a nearby restaurant to eat but I actually didn't have any money with me.. I finished eating and tried to explain to the mama put... sad he didn't Listen so I tried to flee through the windows... well, she poured me the hot egwisi soup, and I joyfully licked it from my body saying... "mama put, you think say I nogo lick am?".

You are so small that you fell from a cube of maggi and twist your ankle.

obum88:
You are so small that you fell from a cube of maggi and twist your ankle.

One day, me with Obom88 bin dey chop rice, one seed of rice come fall from obum plate, ants com pick am, Obum com say in go must carry am back, I tell am say noo... in No hear, him come go enter dia hole.
After some minute, I com see Obum88 dey commot with tatard cloth dey cry, (ants Don beeat am finish).

logicalhumour:
One day, me with Obom88 bin dey chop rice, one seed of rice come fall from obum plate, ants com pick am, Obum com say in go must carry am back, I tell am say noo... in No hear, him come go enter dia hole.
After some minute, I com see Obum88 dey commot with tatard cloth dey cry, (ants Don beeat am finish).

Logicalhumour never brush mouth for 2years he finally enter shop to buy brush. He come use hand cover mouth dey tell the seller to give am brush. The man no come hear. Logical humour vex comot hand for mouth shout, 'I want to buy brush'. All the toothbrush begin dey shout 'e no be me oooo!'.

This is too boring oo

Plc stop