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I don't see what he did wrong.

came to church and during prayer time, she took the condoms out and handed them to my assistant asking if they were okay to use when her husband returns.

I saw nothing wrong in her using them with her husband after two years of absence. Who knows what he was doing there so it is better to be safe.

When I prayed for the condoms, some women came out and wanted to have them.”

LET NO ONE CHEAT YOU. THIS WAS IN ZIMBABWE AND NOT IN KENYA.

holy shit

changes1:
Guys calm down... The pastor is "right"

You only say rubbish to "stupid" people.

he has checked and noticed that his church members are gullibly stupid so he decided to tell them any rubbish that comes to his mind knowing fully well that they will swallow it hook, line and sinker which is exactly what they did. I really pity the female choir members of this church

With stories like this,
you`ll realize that at the END, TIME changesTHINGS
May God deliver Africans...

The little thing with d image u posted is that u are told everything in this life...

U are told wat 'RIGHT' means and what WRONG means...

Islie:
A man of God in Kenya has ruffled a few feathers by blessing condoms for his church members.

http://pulse.ng/gist/in-gods-name-church-members-scramble-for-holy-condom-blessed-by-pastor-in-kenya-id4436911.html

Even the owners of the religion that brought it to us are not this dense

Awon eleyi ti gba were mesin.

How did the black people degenerate to this level of stupidity ?

Is poverty and lack of adequate education responsible and have reduced us to this sorry state of human existence ?

Are our leaders responsible for this show of shame that our people are now finding succour in God's word that everything goes as long as it has the 'God' tag on it ?

Who did this to our kind ?

Where did we go wrong to deserve this level of ignorance ?

What is happening to our people ?

Where are we going from here ?

My people , we are so lost and there is no end to our misery in sight.
Weep for Africa , we should weep not for ourselves but for our generations unborn that will inherit the fruit of our shameful actions today .
We sold our kind for mirrors and gun powder before yet we haven't learnt our lessons.

What did the black man do to deserve all this ?

grayht:
What is it used for?

they use it as hand glove

Just when you think you've seen it all, wonders shall never cease, over to you the END TIME CREW, lasisi69 comes to mind

Truckpusher:
How did the black people degenerate to this level of stupidity ?

Is poverty and lack of adequate education responsible and have reduced us to this sorry state of human existence ?

Are our leaders responsible for this show of shame that our people are now finding succour in God's word that everything goes as long as it has the 'God' tag on it ?

Who did this to our kind ?

Where did we go wrong to deserve this level of ignorance ?

What is happening to our people ?

Where are we going from here ?

My people , we are so lost and there is no end to our misery in sight.
Weep for Africa , we should weep not for ourselves but for our generations unborn that will inherit the fruit of our shameful actions today .
We sold our kind for mirrors and gun powder before yet we haven't learnt our lessons.

What did the black man do to deserve all this ?

Your words almost made me cry, bro. They remind me of El-Shabbazz. May his soul rest on in peace.

What's happening to the human brain? Degenerating?

End time condom

Holy Condom! Will Start Selling In Africa From Now On, I Pray It Reach Naija So I May Have 1 And So Many Will Love To....

3kay945:
I guess the condom is to neutralize any ungodly substances the bearer (kongi) comes across in its course of discharging its duties.

You talk truth o! Because some women dey carry jazz between thight o!

llaykorn:
Your words almost made me cry, bro. They remind me of El-Shabbazz. May his soul rest on in peace.

If you realize the cost Africans have paid for civilization even as civilization is far from us , you'll weep and weep until you'll drown in your tears.
El-Shabbaz was a great man that can never be replaced by any other African.

He was a great messenger that was cut short before he could finish his message but the little message he has managed to pass across remains in the consciousness of those who understood his message right from the moment he opened his mouth to speak about his message.
His message lives forever....... Do not lose hope brother.

Ishopbest:


What's happening to the human brain? Degenerating?

The brain isn't degenerating but this is the curse of the black race.

massinola:
Secret of killing an African. You don't need a gun, bomb, or any other thing. The only thing you need do is: get a cup of concentrated acid, give it to an African and tell him or her that the pastor, priest, or imam has blessed it and watch how he or she dies. Africans, we can be sentimental when it comes to religion. HOLY condom my foot. no be only..... na HOLY wash and wear.

Point of correction.. Gullible Africans. I can't eat poo because the priest in my parish tells me to do so or kill myself or a fellow human being to prove my devotion to a religion when i know how precious and valuable life is, same goes to the enlightened folks out there. Its only the gullible and misinformed ones that will fall for tricks and vices perpetuated in the name of religion.

MosakuAW:
F**lish and gullible followers.

Some pastor will burn in hell for 50m years.

That's only a fraction of eternity!

Islie:
A man of God in Kenya has ruffled a few feathers by blessing condoms for his church members.





http://pulse.ng/gist/in-gods-name-church-members-scramble-for-holy-condom-blessed-by-pastor-in-kenya-id4436911.html

I don't like saying END time and you will never ever found me saying END time! but I came unto you to tell you that we are living in the END time days.

Holy Condoms? Lol

GOD GUIDE US.

grayht:
What is it used for?

Its used to decorate d church

God have mercy... this so called pastor should know the things he is doing ooooo

Religion is a fraud; it has done more harm than good.

MosakuAW:
F**lish and gullible followers.

Some pastor will burn in hell for 50m years.

So you want to reduce the infinite hell punishment to just 50m yrs only, you're even more sympathetic if you assume god's position than your god who will burn the children he loves to eternity for finite crime.

Sorry your god isn't just but is evil.

goodlifehyd:
I just have to give it to lasisi69 and his EndTime crew on this. Lot of ENDTIME pastors everywhere deceiving ENDTIME gullible followers.

its real *£nd time*

Truckpusher:
How did the black people degenerate to this level of stupidity ?

Is poverty and lack of adequate education responsible and have reduced us to this sorry state of human existence ?

Are our leaders responsible for this show of shame that our people are now finding succour in God's word that everything goes as long as it has the 'God' tag on it ?

Who did this to our kind ?

Where did we go wrong to deserve this level of ignorance ?

What is happening to our people ?

Where are we going from here ?

My people , we are so lost and there is no end to our misery in sight.
Weep for Africa , we should weep not for ourselves but for our generations unborn that will inherit the fruit of our shameful actions today .
We sold our kind for mirrors and gun powder before yet we haven't learnt our lessons.

What did the black man do to deserve all this ?

If there is really any god out there?

God is a labour invented by medieval men to answer some puzzles they faced then, and such god made his final resting abode in Africa. All the evil spirits meant for casting out by TB Joshua and co resides majorly in Africa.

Na so ......Holy condom holy konji...

bunmioguns:


Never knew the end time slang could return back to Nairaland

I remember that time when the moderators are ready to deal with anyone they heard end time things from

Nairaland was fun back then




END TIME PASTOR

Nairaland is in the end times

Orishirishi happenings in the churches........End time sign

Demmocrats:
Lol weird story of the year award goes to this story.

....nothing wey person no go hear

Demmocrats:
Lol weird story of the year award goes to this story.

....nothing wey person no go hear

wad da Bleep