₦airaland Forum

my dear Ghanaians
Its church, not 'Chech'. Pastor, not 'pastar'.
Doctor, not 'Dactar'.
Oh South Africans
its Happy not 'Ape pee'
My fellow Nigerians
Its bath, not 'baff'. Our currency is called
Naira, not 'narrah'.
My dear Edo people
Its argument, not 'ajument'.
My dear Yorubas
Its Air, not 'hair'. Eight, not 'hate'. Its Van
Persie, not 'Fan Persin'.
My dear Ibadan peeps
Its not 'sun tissu', its Sean Tizzle! Its not
'siro' but zero!
My dear Hausa people
Its fifty, not 'pipty'. Its people, not 'fiffle'. Its
five, not 'pipe'. Glo, not 'gilo'! Seriously it is
'Tuface weds Annie
Macauley', stop saying 'Toothpaste weds
Animal calling'.
My Egun people
Its actually 'MTN' and not 'NTM'!
My dear Calabar peeps
Kindly note its love and not 'rurf'.
it's at least not Alice.
its God not cord.
My Benue people ( Tiv)
Its not 'Lick Loss', its 'Rick Ross' its l Rain nt
lain, Rat
nt lat, rubber nt lubber, itz road nt load,
My Igbo people,
There is nothing like 'thaaasand', it is
thousand. It is bed-sheet and not 'bay
sheet'. And its thirty, not 'thartie'!
Our Lord's prayer is actually 'Our Father,
who at in Heaven. Hallowed be your
name...', and not 'Our Father, look at eleven,adaobi thy name..

Buhahahahahahahaha

funny

Jolllyjoy:
Buhahahahahahahaha


funny

some indiviuals are very creative. So so true. Am a victim of bay sheet

Oga no vex, how can Tuface wed Annie?


I strongly disagree...

Lolz, my tweaking people no gree o, it's emptyhen and not MTN

Rapoo:
some indiviuals are very creative. So so true. Am a victim of bay sheet

hehehehehe @baysheet

Jolllyjoy:
hehehehehe @baysheet

Laugh babe, cause its laughable

Hilarious... Cut across a lot of African tribes

Funny.