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Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by freshvine(f): 2:59pm On Dec 19, 2015
biggiyke:
The hefty guy got down and went into a hut.
Seconds later, he came out with the key. Behind the hut was my precious baby. She was just like I saw her at Cotonou. Ever so sexy.
We tried again with the battery of the Avalon and my X3 started. Slowly but surely, she drained the battery and sputtered to a halt. Hiliary called a roadside 'rewire' that claimed to know BMW. I was not in support of any roadside tampering with my baby. But Hillary assured me that the guy knew his onions. Reluctantly, I accepted.
He said it was the alternator that had gone bad. Said it cost 15k at Ladipo. Hillary offered to bear the cost of the alternator and I would deduct it from his outstanding balance.
I left back to Lagos. Soon as I got home, I checked the price of a 2012 X3 alternator. The chepest I saw for a refurbished one was $600!!! Where this rewire wan see alternator for 15k? Hope he doesn't intend using a pencil light camry alternator!!
immediately I called Hiliary and expressed my reservation. He once again assured me of the rewire's expertise.
I had a very dull sunday. Church sef no sweet me. My mind dey Badagry.
Monday morning, the rewire said the alternator he bought was not the right one. Na there I begin doubt the guy true true. I asked him to stop all activities and return my alternator to my car. I will tow it down to Lagos on tuesday.
To my surprise, Hiliary called that the guy had gone back to the market. I called the rewire and he said he had seen the right alternator but the cheapest he got was 70k. That was reasonable to me given that it cost $600 for a used one in USA.
I asked the rewire to return my alternator as e bad.
Tuesday morning, I waited to hear that alternator has been fixed so I could arrange for towing. Na so I wait till night. The rewire couldn't fix back the alternator. While trying to force the alternator with an iron bar, they ruptured the oil cooler.
My clean carfax certified 2012 BMW X3 was gradually turning to an abused Badagry condemned 2012 BMW X3.

To be continued....
You're fuvking funny crazy man. You know your onion in entertainment but my blood pressure is gradually building up. grin

FYI... My family members knows I'm on your thread!
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by Nobody: 3:15pm On Dec 19, 2015
and? cheesy
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by Explorers(m): 3:42pm On Dec 19, 2015
Reading your story biggiyke i can feel my heart coming to my mouth. If 2 say na me, i 4 don dey hospital since...
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by nemadfsyahooc: 4:13pm On Dec 19, 2015
Good story teller
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by ibkgab001: 4:37pm On Dec 19, 2015
How I wish I could compose message like bigike my own experience will make you more scared to even cross the border talless of buying cars from cotonu... But still can't wait to get my new sienna 2010 model
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by tonie123: 4:46pm On Dec 19, 2015
Was thinking of going to contacting hilary too oooo.... mk I just find any car shop for here enta wen I knw say I fit beat d dealer.
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by biggiyke(op): 5:03pm On Dec 19, 2015
Wednesday morning, I was in Badagry with the towing van by 8am. He charged me 45k!!! I was willing to pay anything to get my car out of Badagry. I suspected the watermermaids were on my case.
By now, I realized that the small village off the Badagry-Seme highway was actually a resting spot for cars that have been cleared and awaiting delivery to their owners. Right before me, different cars were arriving and leaving. No one get problem. Na only my own carry French-speaking witch cross border.
We managed to couple the alternator, borrowed battery from one of the waiting cars and started my baby again. Still not charging, and now, oil and water oozing out from the ruptured oil cooler. We took a risk and drove it up the ramp and into the flat bed of the towing truck. Im still amazed at how lucky I was, cos this operation could have resulted in a blown head gasket at best, or a knocked engine at worst. As soon as my baby was parked on the bed, we switched off the engine and secured her.
Oya na, oga Hiliary, wey d custom paper make I carry my wahala dey go? He called the driver with the papers, switched off!! We couldn't reach the driver from 10am till I left Badagry by 4pm.
I came back home again, without my car, 7 days after I bought her.
Words cant explain how I felt. All the initial excitement of buying a car had dissipated.
Well, the towing van had no choice but to sleep over at Badagry, of course we renegotiated the price to 55k.
Around 11pm, Hillary called me. Hillary, o gini kwa? Will you deny me sleep at night as well? He said the driver with the paper was back from Cotonou and with my permission, they can start coming down to Lagos that night.
I agreed and despite the towing driver expressing his discomfort with towing an unregistered vehicle by 12 midnight, they hit the road.
1am, sleep no gree come.
2am, I wake my wife, we begin pray.
3am, I wake my son, he join for prayer.
4am, I woke my cousin, he join
5am, I woke my mother-in-law, she join.
6am........


To be continued

Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by biggiyke(op): 5:05pm On Dec 19, 2015
tonie123:
Was thinking of going to contacting hilary too oooo.... mk I just find any car shop for here enta wen I knw say I fit beat d dealer.
My story is almost coming to an end. But I can say at this point, go ahead and contact Hiliary. U have nothing to worry about. Never mind how I'm telling the story.
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by freshvine(f): 5:15pm On Dec 19, 2015
Maybe I should relate my little funny experience here too
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by Nobody: 5:43pm On Dec 19, 2015
cease and desist warning! sad angry

finish the story angry
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by biggiyke(op): 5:46pm On Dec 19, 2015
7am, Hiliary called, they were at Egbeda.
I gave them a location to wait for me. I kissed my wife, hugged my son, gave my cousin a hot slap, ignored my mother-in-law and left to meet them.
I paid Hiliary his balance, and I left with the towing van to my mechanic. We used another battery to start my baby, we topped up the engine oil and coolant and drove her down the towing bed.
To cut the short story, I bought a tokunbo alternator for 80k, a brand new oil cooler for 25k, labour 20k.
Time to test my baby.
I didn't allow anybody to start her for me. I closed my eyes, prayed to God, and pushed the start button. She answered me like a long lost lover. The mechanic removed the borrowed battery and put my own flat battery, she was still running fine, no oil or water leaks, she was purring like a cat.
I wept with joy and thanksgiving. Finally, my prodigal baby was back in my arms.
I revved her to 6,000rpm and she screamed, GIVE ME MORE!!!
Brethren, pls join me to thank God. Praise the Lord!!!!!

Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by Nobody:
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Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by freshvine(f): 5:52pm On Dec 19, 2015
My weird Cotonou experience loading... cheesy
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by biggiyke(op):
Finally, 8 days after I embarked on this journey, it came to an end in a mechanic workshop.
I learnt a lot of lessons. The most important being that sometimes God lets things go out of control so that we recognize the fact that we were never actually in control in the first place.
A lot could have happened, but at the end of the day, I am lucky and blessed.
Now, the essence of this story was not to discredit HiliaryAutos, none of these was his fault per se. This story is just what it is, a story.
If you now ask, will I recommend HiliaryAutos to nairalanders, I will say YES.
YES, because he delivered my car to me, maybe not in the state I expected, but a car is a machine and can breakdown at any time. Even brand new cars are recalled due to factory defects.
YES, because he left his business for one week just to ensure that my car was safe and secure.
Could he have done better, maybe yes, but we are all human.
I have recommended colleagues already and I am sure we will still do business together in the nearest future.

Concluded.

lalasticlala, mynd44
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by Explorers(m): 6:33pm On Dec 19, 2015
biggiyke:
Finally, 8 days after I embarked on this journey, it came to an end in a mechanic workshop.
I learnt a lot of lessons. The most important being that sometimes God lets things go out of control so that we recognize the fact that we were never actually in control in the first place.
A lot could have happened, but at the end of the day, I am lucky and blessed.
Now, the essence of this story was not to discredit HiliaryAutos, none of these was his fault per se. This story is just what it is, a story.
If you now ask, will I recommend HiliaryAutos to nairalanders, I will say YES.
YES, because he delivered my car to me, maybe not in the state I expected, but a car is machine and can breakdown at any time. Even brand new cars are recalled due to factory errors.
YES, because he left his business for one week just to ensure that my car was safe and secure.
Could he have done better, maybe yes, but we are all human.
I have recommended colleagues already and I am sure we will still do business together in the nearest future.

Concluded.
Congrats....Most important thing is he bought the ride, he delivered it and you're happy at last. We thank God the alternator issue didn't lead to something else, because other car dealers will mot even bother or care. It shows hiliaryautos cares for the satisfaction of his customers. I always go through his post cos of the clean rides he posts, wil contact him too soon when am ready. Enjoy your Baby sir.
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by tonie123: 6:46pm On Dec 19, 2015
Mk we wash the car na.... send me address to that ur location where u for dy drink pepper soup grin. grin
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by lukman22: 7:17pm On Dec 19, 2015
@Biggiyke. Am thinking of going down to Cotonu to pick a ride nxt yr January. Please I need clarification on some issues. Did you withdraw cash at the boarder and carry it to Cotonu to pay for the car? If yes,how did you mitigate against the risk involve of carrying physical cash?
Thanks
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by diportivo:
tonie123:
Mk we wash the car na.... send me address to that ur location where u for dy drink pepper soup grin. grin
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by biggiyke(op):
lukman22:
@Biggiyke. Am thinking of going down to Cotonu to pick a ride nxt yr January. Please I need clarification on some issues. Did you withdraw cash at the boarder and carry it to Cotonu to pay for the car? If yes,how did you mitigate against the risk involve of carrying physical cash?
Thanks
When i had settled for a car and made 50k deposit, we headed back to Seme in the car of the Cotonou agent. There, we met all these abokis that change money. We agreed on a rate with one of them. He gave me his First Bank account number and I went into the First bank branch at Seme to transfer the naira equivalent to his account.
Once he got an alert, he gave me the cfa equivalent. I also withdrew the Nigerian custom clearing fee and gave to Hiliary. We went back to Cotonou and paid to the Lebanese dealer.
I had doubts too carrying such huge sum of money around. Infact, at a point, I left the money for the car with Hiliary and the agent when I had to go back to the bank to withdraw the custom clearing fee. A big risk, but i just had to trust. I havent stolen anybody's money, so I dont expect anybody to steal mine.
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by ibkgab001: 8:08pm On Dec 19, 2015
You are even free to carry cash from Ota to Cotonou since no one knows about your movement and you will walk like normal person and don`t shake at all ... just walk normally no one will ever stop you ... the police , customs , immigration will never as you what is inside your bag but they can beg you to help your boy now .. .. but if you can`t bear the risk there is UBA in between Nigeria and Cotonu and also Eco bank you can do your transaction as you like .. there is desk for Nigeria customers and Cotonou customers
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by OCTAVO: 9:12pm On Dec 19, 2015
biggiyke:
Finally, 8 days after I embarked on this journey, it came to an end in a mechanic workshop.
I learnt a lot of lessons. The most important being that sometimes God lets things go out of control so that we recognize the fact that we were never actually in control in the first place.
A lot could have happened, but at the end of the day, I am lucky and blessed.
Now, the essence of this story was not to discredit HiliaryAutos, none of these was his fault per se. This story is just what it is, a story.
If you now ask, will I recommend HiliaryAutos to nairalanders, I will say YES.
YES, because he delivered my car to me, maybe not in the state I expected, but a car is machine and can breakdown at any time. Even brand new cars are recalled due to factory errors.
YES, because he left his business for one week just to ensure that my car was safe and secure.
Could he have done better, maybe yes, but we are all human.
I have recommended colleagues already and I am sure we will still do business together in the nearest future.

Concluded.
Congrats Sir.
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by Tado: 9:36pm On Dec 19, 2015
An interesting story, pls what's the value or otherwise. If you had bought from the car shop in Lagos against this experience. Any gain or loss?

Anyhow congrats!!!
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by freshvine(f): 10:34pm On Dec 19, 2015
I'll open my Cotonou experience thread tomorrow for those of you that need a laugh
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by CeterisXVII:
biggiyke:
Wednesday morning, I was in Badagry with the towing van by 8am. He charged me 45k!!! I was willing to pay anything to get my car out of Badagry. I suspected the watermermaids were on my case.
By now, I realized that the small village off the Badagry-Seme highway was actually a resting spot for cars that have been cleared and awaiting delivery to their owners. Right before me, different cars were arriving and leaving. No one get problem. Na only my own carry French-speaking witch cross border.
To be continued
Hilarious!! I nearly laughed my head off, when I got to this part! cheesy Are you sure a German-speaking witch did not escort the car into the ship that brought it to Cotonou? Bia, you must write a novel on this experience and get it published. You will win an award by the time it gets into the bookstores. If you want to release it on Kindle, just gimme a call so I can point you in the right direction. cool
biggiyke:
7am, Hiliary called, they were at Egbeda.
I gave them a location to wait for me. I kissed my wife, hugged my son, gave my cousin a hot slap, ignored my mother-in-law and left to meet them.
I paid Hiliary his balance, and I left with the towing van to my mechanic. We used another battery to start my baby, we topped up the engine oil and coolant and drove her down the towing bed.
To cut the short story, I bought a tokunbo alternator for 80k, a brand new oil cooler for 25k, labour 20k.
Time to test my baby.
I didn't allow anybody to start her for me. I closed my eyes, prayed to God, and pushed the start button. She answered me like a long lost lover. The mechanic removed the borrowed battery and put my own flat battery, she was still running fine, no oil or water leaks, she was purring like a cat.
I wept with joy and thanksgiving. Finally, my prodigal baby was back in my arms.
I revved her to 6,000rpm and she screamed, GIVE ME MORE!!!
Brethren, pls join me to thank God. Praise the Lord!!!!!
biggiyke:
Finally, 8 days after I embarked on this journey, it came to an end in a mechanic workshop.
I learnt a lot of lessons. The most important being that sometimes God lets things go out of control so that we recognize the fact that we were never actually in control in the first place.
A lot could have happened, but at the end of the day, I am lucky and blessed.
Now, the essence of this story was not to discredit HiliaryAutos, none of these was his fault per se. This story is just what it is, a story.
If you now ask, will I recommend HiliaryAutos to nairalanders, I will say YES.
YES, because he delivered my car to me, maybe not in the state I expected, but a car is machine and can breakdown at any time. Even brand new cars are recalled due to factory errors.
YES, because he left his business for one week just to ensure that my car was safe and secure.
Could he have done better, maybe yes, but we are all human.
I have recommended colleagues already and I am sure we will still do business together in the nearest future.

Concluded.
Me sef, I join you inside the thanksgiving. Can I get an Hallelujah from somebody?? From what you have told us, buying a car from Cotonou needs to be accompanied with heavy fasting and prayer, so that there would be no delays and unbudgeted extra expenses that might accrue, due to one fault or the other. sad

In fact, let me start my own fasting and prayer right now as I am planning to buy a car early next year. Holy Ghost fire..!! cheesy
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by biggiyke(op): 7:16am On Dec 20, 2015
tooltip:
Join you and thank God with ?, contact octavo sharply and have him give me 1gb of data for my troubles as I dont take alcohol grin

Happy to know that it ended well cool
Me sef, I no dey take sugar. How we go do am? wink wink
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by biggiyke(op): 7:22am On Dec 20, 2015
CeterisXVII:
Hilarious!! I nearly laughed my head off, when I got to this part! cheesy Are you sure a German-speaking witch did not escort the car into the ship that brought it to Cotonou? Bia, you must write a novel on this experience and get it published. You will win an award by the time it gets into the bookstores. If you want to release it on Kindle, just gimme a call so I can point you in the right direction. cool



Me sef, I join you inside the thanksgiving. Can I get an Hallelujah from somebody?? From what you have told us, buying a car from Cotonou needs to be accompanied with heavy fasting and prayer, so that there would be no delays and unbudgeted extra expenses that might accrue, due to one fault or the other. sad

In fact, let me start my own fasting and prayer right now as I am planning to buy a car early next year. Holy Ghost fire..!! cheesy
Thanks for the compliment. Right now, I need cash. So u can appreciate me better. Make I send my account number? I believe u guy wink wink
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by biggiyke(op): 7:23am On Dec 20, 2015
freshvine:
I'll open my Cotonou experience thread tomorrow for those of you that need a laugh
pls do, we all need some humour this harsh economic season. cheesy
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by Mhomies: 7:26am On Dec 20, 2015
Where are the MODS here please?

This is definitely a FP material. Let's learn and laugh too.

@Biggiyke; Chimamanda dey look for you o!
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by HiliaryAutos(m): 7:40am On Dec 20, 2015
biggiyke:
Finally, 8 days after I embarked on this journey, it came to an end in a mechanic workshop.
I learnt a lot of lessons. The most important being that sometimes God lets things go out of control so that we recognize the fact that we were never actually in control in the first place.
A lot could have happened, but at the end of the day, I am lucky and blessed.
Now, the essence of this story was not to discredit HiliaryAutos, none of these was his fault per se. This story is just what it is, a story.
If you now ask, will I recommend HiliaryAutos to nairalanders, I will say YES.
YES, because he delivered my car to me, maybe not in the state I expected, but a car is a machine and can breakdown at any time. Even brand new cars are recalled due to factory defects.
YES, because he left his business for one week just to ensure that my car was safe and secure.
Could he have done better, maybe yes, but we are all human.
I have recommended colleagues already and I am sure we will still do business together in the nearest future.



Wow...Am Short of words right now,But u want to say Sorry for the delay on your car and i want to say a very big Thank you and i will always be the best car dealer here who care about his customer and always deliver the best.Thanks

Concluded.
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by Nobody:
cunning man die, cunning ma.an bury am!..... cheesy today na sunday, you no go sow seed make i bless and dedicate the car for you...

but wetin make you decide to join the german club sha.....?, i'm going for a 2005 c240 4matic next year

PS:You should explore creative writing/ script writing, your talent dey there
biggiyke:
Me sef, I no dey take sugar. How we go do am? wink wink
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by Nobody: 7:59am On Dec 20, 2015
how did you go about the dealer's fees , is it a fixed rate?
Re: My Cotonou Experience With HiliaryAutos by biggiyke(op): 8:08am On Dec 20, 2015
tooltip:
how did you go about the dealer's fees , is it a fixed rate?
na fixed rate o. hiliary no gree shake body. he charged me 30k flat for his services. the guy no dey smile wen it comes to his fees.
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