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They talk endlessly like parrots

yes its true

Well said @OP

Medunah:
No6 I just so annoying

do u stay in lagos?

Haha

8. They are all mad!

End time drivers

abumeinben:
Conductor: 150
Me : na 100 na
Driver: Enter
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.
.
Later
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Conductor: money
Me: hands N100
Conductor: Nor be 150 I tell you?
Me: calls driver attention, shey u say maka enter?
Driver: nor be u I talk, na conductor, u money na 150..

Me:

SUCRE007:
they are also drinkers

Choi!!!

Hahahahahaha

If u misbehave,dem go park 4 middle of road drop ur ass off!









#Short Black Girl 4rm Jtwn!

SUCRE007:
they are also drinkers

o boy wic kind sentence is this?

SUCRE007:
they are also drinkers

o boy wic kind sentence is this?na wa 4 u ooo.

They park and come out without traficating...those guys ehn...if u see me dey swear for them u go think say i be babalawo

Medunah:
No6 I just so annoying

u r cute

Eranko, when did you see cow passing on Lagos road

Lagos for show.....gone are those day wey go dey do lapping for standing inside molue

Emodeee:
do u stay in lagos?

Obviously

Medunah:
Obviously

i like dat. I ll like u to CUM over. Where do u stay?

Emodeee:
i like dat. I ll like u to CUM over. Where do u stay?

Yeah and remember to bring all your stuffz wen u coming

Medunah:
Yeah and remember to bring all your stuffz wen u coming

Which stuffz?

Where do u stay, precisely?

nerdfrost:
Most lagos drivers are hypocrites. Some people will come in here and start saying its buhari's fault the thunder wey go fire u dey drink origin

U don't even make a single sense

@ No.7 ooooh!

In Abj, they enter a busy road b4 looking left and right.

They stay on the speed lane to find passengers from both sides of the road.

They overtake another vehicle and step on the brakes immediately the find a passenger, leaving the vehicle behind at his fate.

nerdfrost:
Most lagos drivers are hypocrites. Some people will come in here and start saying its buhari's fault the thunder wey go fire u dey drink origin

Orijin thank me later

Drabeey:
I have been meaning to open D's kinda thread too, but leeme just shrink my piece here.
Nawa for danfo drivers in Lagos oooo.
one thing is that, they will force you to drive insane too.
.
Believe me you dare not leave a little space in front of you, they would manage that space and force to brake abruptly.
.
They would wait for passengers in front of you and even call passengers to enter their bus without parking or leaving the road for you to pass.
.
damn it, they don't listen to hoots. No matter how hard you press that horn,u are just wasting your time.
.
Danfo drivers would curse you with anything they k ow if you drive smarter than them. They rather not ask before you give them cus they would drag that lane with you as if it was their birth right you are denying them.
.
Guys, you will fear them when it comes to overtaking a Danfo. yes, they are quite slow, but they would pick race as soon as it's time for you to overtake.
.
When a Danfo driver drives on wrong way, they expect you to clear away for them ( go and see them and cele onward mile 2 axis)
.
well, the last one I can remember though is this.... If a danfo driver bash you, end, if they do, don't even try to speak big grammars cus they would beg you with all they have ( without money though ). No matter how you screen them, they never have a dime to pay . All you would hear is "Ejo nitori olorun " ( I beg you in the name of God )
.
Abeg, Lagos na one life jare, if you agree hit Like. jare.
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. Drabeey

After all the long notes,*14 likes*...
Guessing u in d danfo business too

Drabeey:
I have been meaning to open D's kinda thread too, but leeme just shrink my piece here.
Nawa for danfo drivers in Lagos oooo.
one thing is that, they will force you to drive insane too.
.
Believe me you dare not leave a little space in front of you, they would manage that space and force to brake abruptly.
.
They would wait for passengers in front of you and even call passengers to enter their bus without parking or leaving the road for you to pass.
.
damn it, they don't listen to hoots. No matter how hard you press that horn,u are just wasting your time.
.
Danfo drivers would curse you with anything they k ow if you drive smarter than them. They rather not ask before you give them cus they would drag that lane with you as if it was their birth right you are denying them.
.
Guys, you will fear them when it comes to overtaking a Danfo. yes, they are quite slow, but they would pick race as soon as it's time for you to overtake.
.
When a Danfo driver drives on wrong way, they expect you to clear away for them ( go and see them and cele onward mile 2 axis)
.
well, the last one I can remember though is this.... If a danfo driver bash you, end, if they do, don't even try to speak big grammars cus they would beg you with all they have ( without money though ). No matter how you screen them, they never have a dime to pay . All you would hear is "Ejo nitori olorun " ( I beg you in the name of God )
.
Abeg, Lagos na one life jare, if you agree hit Like. jare.
...
...
. Drabeey

After all the long notes,*14 likes*...
Guessing u in d danfo business too

Emodeee:
Which stuffz?

Where do u stay, precisely?

Oh, I jz noticed that u said u'll like me to come over..... Other than here on NL, do I know u nd u Serzly think I would come over? U try

Mr OP u r very right....smtimes sef u ll see lot of traffic only to get dre and see ntn causing d gridlock....u go com dey wonder say wetin com cause d Hold up since

Medunah:
Oh, I jz noticed that u said u'll like me to come over..... Other than here on NL, do I know u nd u Serzly think I would come over? U try

You can CUM over na. You know I'm a nice guy, I can't do anything to harm you. Btw, why you no wan gv me ya number? You know say e don tey wey I don dey chase you.



Pm me, let get serious abt this.

abumeinben:
Conductor: 150 Me : na 100 na Driver: Enter . . . Later . . Conductor: money Me: hands N100 Conductor: Nor be 150 I tell you? Me: calls driver attention, shey u say maka enter? Driver: nor be u I talk, na conductor, u money na 150..
Me:

Same scenario happened 2me on my way from 'Ikeja Along' to 'Abulegba'

Xcozee:
Same scenario happened 2me on my way from 'Ikeja Along' to 'Abulegba'

Nor mind them

bloodyBLOGGER:
1. They are ok with paying money just to park their cars at shoprite but complained when Fashola spoke of the return of toll gates.

2. When danfo drivers drive rough, they know the difference between a car and an expensive one.

3. In traffic, they insult you for not allowing their vehicle some space to move ahead, but forget they did the same to another motorist few minutes ago.

4. Lastma officials are beginning to starve cos lagos drivers are now fast learners.

5. They complain of too much traffic but are ready to start one just cos they want to buy gala on the highway.

6. After spending hours in traffic, you get to realise it was caused by two motorists who failed to move their vehicles out of the way after bashing each other.

7. They increase their speed at a zebra crossing with Humans waiting to cross, but stop to allow Cows pass when they see them.


Written by Adewole Segun


http://lifestyletonight..co.ke/2015/12/7-characteristics-of-lagos-drivers.html?m=0#more

jes they have to stop for Cows cos some of them behave like COWS.