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I'm here with my brain teaser again oo , Get this and win a #1,000 recharge card (any network) , I know my friends worth more than this but just to encourage you ni...lol!!!

Imagine you were arrested by the Nigeria Police and when they check your phone, as at that moment a text message comes from your friend Robert saying ''Abeg, if you dey come,buy 1 AK-47 and 4 bullets make we take dey well before we go out tonight''

Question 1:
How do u explain to those policemen that your friend meant a Vodka (AK-47) and 4 energy drinks (bullet) ?

Question 2:
Assuming, on your phone u save Robert number with the abbreviation ROB-1 . so how will you convince them that the name of the sender is actually Robert not ROB-1 ?

Waiting for my brilliant nairalanders

Convince them with 20 naira bribe

You don't convince a Nigerian policeman with mere words... If you know what I mean

Na to carry the said officers go drink beer str8 up.

call ur friend and put the phone on loud speaker, then ask him which store to buy the said AK47 and ask if itz black or blue bullet.... i hope this helps

lordoseji:
call ur friend and put the phone on loud speaker, then ask him which store to buy the said AK47 and ask if itz black or blue bullet.... i hope this helps

u r making sense bro.. but don't forget this is Nigeria police o

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fweshh:
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is too early for this na

worry not, itz just about 3, 4 to 5 slaps that u would receive 4rm them.

moscobabs:
u r making sense bro.. but don't forget this is Nigeria police o

Na to smash the phone for ground o...not minding the the cost....no time to waste time.

It simple you call your friend and tell him to bring d stuff to the station,i hope that helps and I believe I have answered your question wisely,so send my glo card to 08032824271

Mehn dat kind tin.... No hope o except God help you o,

Demigods:
Mehn dat kind tin.... No hope o except God help you o,

bro u go kill me with laugh

moscobabs:
bro u go kill me with laugh

Lol real matters