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#299

One more page to 300.


This is dedicated to my bae, Omolola1.

Kindly show your presence here.

I need you more than ever.

Chai una don reach 299!

nathoneal:
Man city won't be able to withstand our cannon blast tonight...

Arsenal fans and braggings.
9pm is the time.

DexxyAlebs:
Chai una don reach 299!

Na so o.
Join the train. Hop in.

Kbs468:
Yes it is the fault of the department cum level coordinator was why I said skul is to be blamed because they should know that all year round, every graduating student is subject to NYSC mobilisation and that is why most Skuls usually give priority to final year results availability after second semester exams, hence they should have key in to this provision as every responsibility is binding on all lecturers




@Armynu, biotechshola, LogoDWhiz et al, you guys are all looking at the funny aspect of the outcome as a pre meditated answer to the question being asked nee oo but it is a question of Logic and Reasoning oo


Because
#1
I don't drink alcohol

#2
what is the function of Hydrogen peroxide you guys are talking about

#3
After giving the fuction in #2 above, is it supposed to be sold in a bar?

#4
If yes it was supposed to be sold in a bar too, don't it have it dangers? and won't the bar management sound a note of warning to the bar attendants about ensuring and confirming that every client actually request for H2O2 and not the harmless H20?

#5
If #4 above is the case, wouldn't the attendant or waiter asked again to confirm if what he or she heard is true and not a misunderstanding?

I rest my case now oo and every Citizen could contribute to the debate as well because I don't easily concede defeat oo as everyone seems to be thinking in one direction of a presumed answer oo.

you all Should answer my questions above and convince me beyond doubt oo

Your submissions are correct as a matter of reality, but i wud like you to look at the case with a different perspective to understand the msg it's trying to pass.


1. It showed that the bar man doesn't care abh the man's life.

2. That hydrogen peroxide has thesame color with water but deadly.

3. The man in question didnt define wat he really wanted, he rather followed the step hs frnd took.


Now the lesson is that, in life, u av to clearly define your goals and be sure you are actually getting wat u wanted, dont follow others blindly as wat is good for them myt actually harm you.


Lastly, you can dearly pay for other people's mistake, so be careful the type of people you deal with.

omo! how real is the timetable??.....and instead of debating on it's realness...una dey here dey argue about wetin no get head....make una look that header and reflect!!!! omo! how real is the timetable??.....and instead of debating on it's realness...una dey here dey argue about wetin no get head....make una look that header and reflect!!!!

Kbs468:
May be I have to do this for you, myself, our Babies and your sweet, beautiful and adorable friend, Olasum.

Now, remember when I first met you,

remember when I first whispered to you

remember when I first confessed to you I had 2 other wives

remember when I first used my office as the Attorney General to protect your divorce call over my other wives, even though I know it's out of love you want that

remember when I first mentioned the word I love you

remember when I first kissed you

remember when our first love night

remember my reaction on the very first day you broke the news of our babies in your bump

remember the first day you convinced me of buying lands too because it's your craving

remember how I defended you and myself over the attack on my decision to honour your desire in that regard from Armynu, dominion92 , DTOBS, and LogoDWhiz among others

All the above and many more were as a result of my unwavering love, care, protection and affection for you and all still remained intact but please try to understand that Olasum meant no harm to you OK and let people take You for your word as you have confided in her. Don't fall victim of my assertion of women saying something to mean another OK because I do not know you for that ever since we are together.


I am sure you must have heard when I was telling one of our foreign guests-Donpsymon that I was Nick named THE LADIES SPANNER AND I STILL REMAIN MY HUMBLE SELF?

So let's start thinking of what names are to be given to our babies OK for May be it is that name that is working in my favour now and I now believe in the saying that know the kind of names you give your wards.

Above all, Olasum has came to stay ok and she would Ofcourse be a relief to you in every aspect including bedrum pressure, after all again, you said you don't sanction house girl services.

Trust me, everything is in your good interest as always ok or are you scared that you would loose out on how I have handled you ever since we became one love birds? No is the answer if you ask me, besides she her self has proposed a 4 day activities to you while she keeps the remaining 3 days per week, meaning you both have automatically pushed out Pweedyuz and dhupsy out of the equation now and I would be comfortable with that since you have always hammered on me sanctioning the divorce long before hand, besides any other contrary arrangement will be during your baby nursing period as cold and the present weather would keep me and Olasum busy OK


It's a win win situation for you baby as na GOD WIN go be the reigning theme hence forth

Chai!

Badoolee. The Ladies Spanner

iyke1989:
omo! how real is the timetable??.....and instead of debating on it's realness...una dey here dey argue about wetin no get head....make una look that header and reflect!!!! omo! how real is the timetable??.....and instead of debating on it's realness...una dey here dey argue about wetin no get head....make una look that header and reflect!!!!

Baba, it looks real from my angle.

That's how it will even appear on the portal.

Also, note that it is a 2-page memo. Meaning it was a circular passed round.
Photocopied for all the staffs involved.

DTOBS:
Because I was away trying to get the table ready for a spintiful dinner with my boo Olasum this evening is the reason why spixytnxy, Amodu and Armynu dey yarn rubbish for my back abi!

Spixytnxy, common, let's be a good family friend nah!
I and Olasum + you and Kbs468= a strong family friend that can chase any interuder away (e.g Armynu and Amodu)...
Do you get my point?

I can see how desperate you have become...

DTOBS:
Sweetie, deceive you ke! You know every good and God bless relationship will at first has its own ups and down! I guess this is ours (Haters from the left and the right). Stick with me baby and let's ignore all this haters! (spixytnxy,Armynu and Amodu)...
I will never deceive you baby!

Nawa o.... Only fall under intruder and haters list. D earlier this guys finds a moniker with the label (f) the better for us all o... But, in magnito's voice "he can't do nothing"

pls friends... what page is d timetable so I can view it... merry Xmas in advance

make una paste d tt here na

chemicalT:
pls friends... what page is d timetable so I can view it... merry Xmas in advance

297

yeah what page abeg

HappySmokey:
make una paste d tt here na

go to page 297

HappySmokey:
yeah what page abeg

297

LogoDWhiz:
Okay dear.


Well, there is a news concerning a 'leaked' copy of the proposed timetable.

It's on the last page.

Oh wow! Dats good. What's taking them so long, they should make it official na

HappySmokey:
make una paste d tt here na

Check page 297

Abbie25:
Oh wow! Dats good. What's taking them so long, they should make it official na

Lol! I don't know o.

That's just the leaked version.


They'll make it official soon

Why I want to believe the TT is real, d book under the TT leaflets shows the correspondence into a particular office in nysc

biotechshola:
Your submissions are correct as a matter of reality, but i wud like you to look at the case with a different perspective to understand the msg it's trying to pass.


1. It showed that the bar man doesn't care abh the man's life.

2. That hydrogen peroxide has thesame color with water but deadly.

3. The man in question didnt define wat he really wanted, he rather followed the step hs frnd took.


Now the lesson is that, in life, u av to clearly define your goals and be sure you are actually getting wat u wanted, dont follow others blindly as wat is good for them myt actually harm you.


Lastly, you can dearly pay for other people's mistake, so be careful the type of people you deal with.

Was looking for the best way to answer you (kbs468) but I guess biotechshola did justice to that so I will just add these few lines

1. The joke in question is actually meant to test once knowledge of chemistry below is the real joke
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first says,
"I'll have some H2O." The second says, "I'll
have a glass of water too. Why did you say
H2O? It's the end of the day and there's no
need to talk about work." The first scientist
stares at his drink, angry that his
assassination plan has failed.


2. In summary of the questions you asked, I have this aswell
#. Hydrogen peroxide can be used in so many ways e.g on dirty mirrors and other glass surfaces to loosen dirt and grime.

#. Its not suppose to be sold at a bar but it can be kept in the bar for accident purposes (broken bottles and dropped glasses) thereby serving as a first aid. Some bars actually use it on counter-tops to clean and disinfect (some use it to clean/wipe their tables if its an outdoor bar, thereby preventing flies).


#. Its very dangerous if undiluted but we all take in Hydrogen Peroxide in small quantity not aware that we consuming it... But in this case it was actually meant to be a joke though some people tag it as anti-joke because drinking H2o2 (h2o too) will kill you! The
first one wanted to kill the second one, that's
why he said h2o! So it has nothing to do with the management.

#. Possibly the bar expected that the second scientist knew what he ordered for, so, he gave him without hesitation.

DexxyAlebs:
Why I want to believe the TT is real, d book under the TT leaflets shows the correspondence into a particular office in nysc

U dey make sense

Olasum:
Oya, chop kiss

Very fast like this...

LogoDWhiz:
Lol! I don't know o.

That's just the leaked version.


They'll make it official soon

Okay let's wait and see

LogoDWhiz:
Baba, it looks real from my angle.

That's how it will even appear on the portal.

Also, note that it is a 2-page memo. Meaning it was a circular passed round.
Photocopied for all the staffs involved.

my guy.... u get mouth!!! God bless ur hustle!!!...kposs for u!!!

AirstarKane:
Why are you ranting? Always about me can't the whole city experience silence away from your home. Everyone knows you've been going after moniker with (f) so what are you trying to do. They won't even be bothered if you pick someone else abeg no mention my name again for you Yama Yama talk o. In other news sent4rina how are you bae? LogoDwhiz I sight you o every other citizen I greet u

Don't mind o jare.

Kbs468:
May be I have to do this for you, myself, our Babies and your sweet, beautiful and adorable friend, Olasum.

Now, remember when I first met you,

remember when I first whispered to you

remember when I first confessed to you I had 2 other wives

remember when I first used my office as the Attorney General to protect your divorce call over my other wives, even though I know it's out of love you want that

remember when I first mentioned the word I love you

remember when I first kissed you

remember when our first love night

remember my reaction on the very first day you broke the news of our babies in your bump

remember the first day you convinced me of buying lands too because it's your craving

remember how I defended you and myself over the attack on my decision to honour your desire in that regard from Armynu, dominion92 , DTOBS, and LogoDWhiz among others

All the above and many more were as a result of my unwavering love, care, protection and affection for you and all still remained intact but please try to understand that Olasum meant no harm to you OK and let people take You for your word as you have confided in her. Don't fall victim of my assertion of women saying something to mean another OK because I do not know you for that ever since we are together.


I am sure you must have heard when I was telling one of our foreign guests-Donpsymon that I was Nick named THE LADIES SPANNER AND I STILL REMAIN MY HUMBLE SELF?

So let's start thinking of what names are to be given to our babies OK for May be it is that name that is working in my favour now and I now believe in the saying that know the kind of names you give your wards.

Above all, Olasum has came to stay ok and she would Ofcourse be a relief to you in every aspect including bedrum pressure, after all again, you said you don't sanction house girl services.

Trust me, everything is in your good interest as always ok or are you scared that you would loose out on how I have handled you ever since we became one love birds? No is the answer if you ask me, besides she her self has proposed a 4 day activities to you while she keeps the remaining 3 days per week, meaning you both have automatically pushed out Pweedyuz and dhupsy out of the equation now and I would be comfortable with that since you have always hammered on me sanctioning the divorce long before hand, besides any other contrary arrangement will be during your baby nursing period as cold and the present weather would keep me and Olasum busy OK


It's a win win situation for you baby as na GOD WIN go be the reigning theme hence forth

See flows.... Omor spanner be losing nuts since..... Don't even know since wen.

Abbie25:
Okay let's wait and see

Sure thing dear

iyke1989:
my guy.... u get mouth!!! God bless ur hustle!!!...kposs for u!!!

Na u get mouth pass boss.

amen.

And u too bro!

LogoDWhiz:
Chai!

See my subordinates using old age excuse to push me out of contention.

It is believed that you are the oldest.... As per president... Hehehehehe even if you're not u have to take it like that

LogoDWhiz:
Chai. All these enormous lies against my person.

Omolola1 and I are still together.

So, you mean to say that your two other wives have left you also?

Don't worry! When omolola1 is ready for the wedding, she'll say.
And it's not compulsory we marry sef.


Armynu, u can see all the lies kbs is heaping on me abi?

I will see you both... Let's meet at my house pls. Cc: Logodwhiz Kbs468

Armynu:
It is believed that you are the oldest.... As per president... Hehehehehe even if you're not u have to take it like that

Lol! VP. Seems like I don't have much of a choice o.

I have to accept things as they are.