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#368
Dedicated to the embattled spixytinxy.

LogoDWhiz:
Kbs468, your wife Spixytinxy has filed for divorce.
What do you have to say?

LogoDWhiz:
That's good.
Being a single mum will help you reconsider so many things. And the next one you'll be going into will be different.

Hmmmmm... I smell conspiracy!!!

Jamesdman:
Hmmmmm... I smell conspiracy!!!

Conspiracy?
Why don't you smell Equity?

LogoDWhiz:
Pray you get it before stream I camp registration ends (that's if you're actually scheduled for stream I).

And if you can't get it before registration for stream I ends, pray you get it before stream II camp registration ends.

I would rather go for the online printing method I think its better. Thanks bro.

peterveo:
I would rather go for the online printing method I think its better. Thanks bro.

You are welcome

Kbs468:
Mhuun mhuun.

Thank God say U sef don confess, abi U think say them dey call me LADIES SPANNER for nothing?

But U sef check am naa, how many Ladies wey we get for this Republic and how many I dey marry now

And all of them are beautiful and got their special places in my heart like Abbie25 because of her wonderful and lovely daughter,

MissOyin because of Arsenal connection and I would have move a step further but I can t predict the future anyway and I don't want to hurt my friend-Ademasta,

Missmossy for are elegance and confidence, though when I wanted pressing her button, she was actually in distration by something inportant and related to ur Job

Airstarkane, Very visionary but I couldn't after her because I felt ur OAU connction will count against me

Omolola1, because pressy LogoDWhiz deserves consolation then after mjblinks ran away with Sent4rina and we were desperate to fill the vacant post of the First Lady

mjblinks too, we were not meant to be since she is the first lady then and a bossom friend of my first wife Pweedyuz

Ireneidiva for her bluntness, focus, her burning desire and attaching keen interest to whatever she set her mind on

redgem is very shy and I didn't want to give a false first impression after seeing the shyness in her while she was with pressy

Prettyjo, I couldn't give her lots of attention because she is always busy with the Hospitals by virtue of being the Minister of health, above all, I felt she would rather be involve with biotechshola who is her colleague as heath Minister too

Oluwafirefunmi, hmmmn, I only ended up giving her a shoulder to lean on without pressing further in other to help her regain her confidence and the trust she once lost for new/unfamiliar persons as well as her hatred for inflictors of a let down disappointment

Oluwanimoduroti1, even before her new look personality, I should have press her button inspite of her unreadiness for anything lovy dovy, I actually thought of removing her veil in other to make her a Visible lady from an InvisibleGirl but the senate president greatestman was faster in his typing speed like an automated robot

dominion92, for the fact that VP Armynu and amodu were all over her, so because I didn't want her to become too yangalicious or sakolicious, I decided to back off and help VP become resolute in deciding between her and Yudeeaikay

Mikkyboy008 was already loved up with Val601, so no need for me to tarnish my reputation

While Princessisabel, Beckytee, Besea, shubs, StarryV, Leriebloom, ChinweUkamaka, Richiy, Grocery, Ceceliaa34, Vannesa, Chommieblaq, Chisophia, rosalieene, Yudeeaikay, MiZPosh, ruthobaz, Jiteshell and enemercy01 among others were actually left to be cherished and loved as well by other Citizens which doesn't mean that they were not appreciated by me but because I can't be selfish and greedy at the same time and meet up with my desires , so things were actually left as they are- I mean status quo

But hey, Do you know how much its worth being mentioned as a lady by the one and only LADIES SPANNER?

In case you don't know, just get on board a flight to the capital of Golden City Republic, head straight to the vila and seek to meet the ATTORNEY GENERAL AND MINISTER OF IMFORMATION, GOLDEN CITY REPUBLIC

THE HUSSY TO Pweedyuz*To be divorced soon probably*, dhupsy, Spixytinxy, Olasum and the latest, freshest, yummylistic and chubbilicious lady on the block-Mschubby

Seriously, you are the ambassador of this thread. No doubt! As per MissOyin, obey the clarion call o... Oh sorry! Ademasta's call.

Sambest2:
Yes ooo, and still having fun with family here in villa.

Share some love mate. Enjoin.

StarryV:
Thanks a millon bro. May thy boo remain thy boo till death do u part. *winks*

u re welcome...

GOLDEN CITY CITIZENS, good morning...I wish u a lovely day ahead..

An army of sheep led by a lion can defeat an army of lions led by a sheep. ~ Ghanaian proverb
Good morning Golden City.

Kbs468:
Which decision? Is it not clear enough to U? Even if U cant listen to me and Mschubby out of rage, ur reliable friend DTOBS * even though I dislike that kind of friendship btw a male and a married woman outside of work environment* has advised U, LogoDWhiz did same and just recently justified19 clarified things to U still, MissOyin too did her part, yet Ofi ada korun. Did U ask urself why ur brother-IghravweIG had to abandon U because of ur stubborness? If I don't still love U, won't I take the hard route by proving that i am the Man of the house? Or simply choose to divorce U? Now our daughter will also grow up and one day come home with a suitor, what if her fiance decided to carry out a background investigation and he ended up hearing stories about U? U may talk of the male twin too but that won't be a problem as hearing that his dad is a politician as former Information Minister and a lawyer as one time Attorney General and that will settle everything?

I hope you remember there is someone named karma? This way you re treating the mother of your kids is not the beat way oooo...
Just picture it that it'll come to a time that all your "acclaimed" beautiful ladies will desert you and you will be left with nothing just as we're seing with you and Olasum...
Well Spixytnxy, my advice is that you shouldn't consider divorce oooo basically because it is not scriptural as it is only on one condition can a man/woman get divorced!
Like I've adviced you before, you can still remain in his house and be taking good care of your kids and face you biz without interference with him or his other wives...(make sure you look sexy as always as this will also provoke his libido beyond normal)...Please don't divorce him and don't think anybody (I no mention name) outdia will be ready to take you in with 2kids already..it's a big deceit.

In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true,
May every star of ever night,
Bring love-n-joy 2 you,
Happy birthday 2 u StarryV

A very good morning to all citizen of this great city... Wish you all a stress free day...

waiess:
Wow...I've totally missed dis thread 366 pages already I no even sabi where to start.....
Anyways I saw this and I don't know how genuine it is....I need confirmation


Requirements For Registration/
Mobilization Of Graduates
This is to inform all prospective corps members,
i.e. Nigerians who have graduated from
Universities and Mono/Polytechnics both at
home and abroad that when NYSC On-line
registration portal opens ensure to register on time
for mobilization.
In order to ensure a seamless registration,
prospective corps members are to note the
following for strict compliance:
1. The Website address is any of the following:
i. www.nysc.gov.ng
ii. www.nysc.org.ng
iii. www.portal.nysc.gov.ng
iv.www.forster/nysc.ng
2. Locally trained prospective Corps members
are expected to use correct JAMB and
Matriculation numbers to register
3. Prospective Corps members should ensure
that they have valid and functional e-mail
addresses that they can access and Nigerian
(GSM) telephone numbers with which to
register.
4. Foreign-trained graduates from Ghana and
Benin Republic must obtain letters of
verification and upload same for mobilisation
to be effective.
5. For locally-trained graduates, only those
whose names appear in the Senate/Academic
Board Approved Result lists submitted by
their Institutions will have access to the
register on the NYSC portal.
6. Foreign-trained prospective corps members
should ensure that their Institutions are
accredited. Where in doubt, it is their
responsibility to approach Federal Ministry of
Education for verification. The letter of
verification must be uploaded during
registration.
7. Those who graduated from Institutions
outside Nigeria, (Foreign-trained graduates),
are to visit the NYSC portal, register and
upload the following documents:
i. West African School Certificate(WASC) (with not
less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings) or its equivalent,
ii. General Certificate of Education (GCE O’ Level)
(with not less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings) or its
equivalent,
iii. NECO (with not less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings)
or its equivalent
iv. High School Diploma or its equivalent.
v. First Degree or Higher National Diploma (HND)
Certificate (Second Degree or Ph.D not
necessary). Letter of attestation will not be
accepted, Please.
vi. Transcript of the first Degree or HND.
vii. International travelling Passport showing data
page and date of departure for the course of
study. (Please note that you must present the
originals of the above during verification at the
Orientation camp).
viii. Letters of verification for graduates of
Institutions in Ghana, Benin Republic and any
other Institution whose accreditation is in doubt.
8. All graduates of Medicine, Pharmacy and
Medical Laboratory Science are expected to
have their Certificates of Registration with
Nigerian Medical and Dental Council of
Nigeria (NMDCN), Pharmacists Council of
Nigeria (PCN) and Medical Laboratory Science
Council of Nigeria respectively and upload
during registration. Payment receipts are not
acceptable.
9. It is the responsibility of the prospective corps
members who studied in non-English speaking
countries to get their Certificates and
Transcripts translated into English language
before uploading.
10. Unlike in the past, Foreign-trained graduates
should not visit NYSC Headquarters, Abuja
for verification of their documents. This
exercise will now be done at the Orientation
Camps. They should simply print their call-up
letters on-line and report at the Orientation
camps in their States of deployment, but
should come to the camp with the original
documents uploaded during registration for
verification.
11. Anybody who presents any fake document
will be demobilized and decamped. Also,
anybody not available in camp for the
verification will equally be demobilized.
12. Prospective corps members should ensure
that Passport photographs used meet the
following specifications:
i. Ensure your face (eyes, nose, ears, mouth and
jaw) is fully shown without bending
ii. Ensure the picture is centralized and fills the
frame
iii. Ensure the Photo background is with no shadow.
13. On no account should prospective corps
members register by PROXY. They should also
remember the finger used for their biometric
capturing as this will be used for data
verification at the orientation camp. Those
who cannot be verified with their biometric at
the orientation camp will not be registered.
14. Only prospective corps members who want
their call-up numbers sent to them through
SMS and wish to PRINT their call-up letters on-
line are expected to pay the sum of Three
Thousand Naira (N3,000.00) (see NYSC Portal
on how to make payment).
15. Prospective Corps members who do not want
to pay the N3,000.00 have the option of going to
their schools to collect their call-up numbers
and call-up letters.
16. Female prospective corps members are
advised not to apply Tulips (Lalea de colorat)
on their fingers as this will void their
Biometric capturing during the verification
in camp.
17. Married female prospective corps members
(whether locally or foreign-trained) should
upload copies of their marriage Certificates,
evidence of Change of name, evidence to show
their husbands’ place of domicile and copy of
husbands’ driving licence or data page of
International passport during registration.
18. All prospective corps members who paid for
the online registration during the 2015 Batch
‘A’ and 2015 Batch 'B' Mobilisation but were
not mobilized need not pay again.
19. The orientation camp is highly regimented
and not ideal for pregnant and nursing
mothers. Those in these categories would be
registered and released immediately they
arrive at the camp. However, pregnant and nursing
mothers will not be registered at the Orientation
Camp.
They would wait until they are fit and ready to
go through all the programmes of the NYSC
without distractions.
20. Prospective corps members who have
problems related to mobilization should go to
the nearest NYSC Secretariats, see the
Deployment and Relocation officer and lodge
their complaints on time,
21. All Part-time graduates are also expected to
register online, even without JAMB numbers.
Such graduates have the option of paying
online and printing their Exclusion Letters or
as usual, travelling to their Institutions for
the Letters.
22. PLEASE NOTE THAT ONCE THE PORTAL IS
CLOSED, THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER
REGISTRATION.

thank you very much

justified19:
dont worry, men are available....and I trust golden city me..dem no dey dull

what are you now suggesting? that she shud also look outside? oya afira...commot from this place joor
Spixytnxy, no mind am ooooo....you know say u no be tear rubber again, that advice won't pay u

ademasta:
Seriously, you are the ambassador of this thread. No doubt! As per MissOyin, obey the clarion call o... Oh sorry! Ademasta's call.

No need to be sorry for anything as i am obeying both calls since she is my personal person by virtue of the GUNNERS SPIRIT while at the same time obeying the best of the call *aimed at putting a smile in ur heart as u read* by you and to ur satisfaction

i never wanted to comment here again since my hope of going with the last batch was dashed by "dt skool" called OAU, thank God i'v bn able to overcome the ill-feelings and the Disappointment. Tho i was a very active member, thank God i have fully recovered.Somebody shout Halleleyah!!!

Now first of all, introduction, clears throat, sound check.
Name: Olaoluwa(Ola)
School: OAU
Dept: Pub Admin
Preffered state: Subject to change, Lagos, kogi And i dnt even knw.

DTOBS:
what are you now suggesting? that she shud also look outside? oya afira...commot from this place joor
Spixytnxy, no mind am ooooo....you know say u no be tear rubber again, that advice won't pay u

na to just carry ha children to grandma na...buy and wear more of sokoto and short gown...men go come..

abi, wat do u expect ha to do after divorce na. body no b firewood fa

Jamesdman:
#368
Dedicated to the embattled spixytinxy.


Hmmmmm... I smell conspiracy!!!

Abi. LogoDWhiz doesn't know the difference between political politics and matrimonial politics especially when a lady, not just anyhow lady even but Spixytinxy for that matter who is crazingly unrelenting on everything about me Is the principal actor

sent4rina, kbs468 i see u old members

Hi spixytinxy!



The GOLDEN CITY ministry of health warns that divorce is not good for your health.



Am sure kbs wil soon com to knw how important u are to him cos obinrin to bat bimo fun ni ti kuro lale eni.



Besides, i knw deep down his heart, u ar his priority. Just watch as he runs back to u on his kneels.



In as much as we won't tolerate a wife dictating to her husband, we are equally against any form of maltreatment towards the wife, especially those who have given their husbands fruits of life (children).



Therefore, we are strongly behind you at this time of struggle, just keep a benign smile always.


Frm the dept of guidance nd counselling, min of health.

ademasta:
Seriously, you are the ambassador of this thread. No doubt! As per MissOyin, obey the clarion call o... Oh sorry! Ademasta's call.

Your call has been answered

adusco:
i never wanted to comment here again since my hope of going with the last batch was dashed by "dt skool" called OAU, thank God i'v bn able to overcome the ill-feelings and the Disappointment. Tho i was a very active member, thank God i have fully recovered.Somebody shout Halleleyah!!!

Now first of all, introduction, clears throat, sound check.
Name: Olaoluwa(Ola)
School: OAU
Dept: Pub Admin
Preffered state: Subject to change, Lagos, kogi And i dnt even knw.

You re highly welcome bro! Our skool is the greatest! of the greatest ife..... what year did you finish?

justified19:
na to just carry ha children to grandma na...buy and wear more of sokoto and short gown...men go come..

abi, wat do u expect ha to do after divorce na. body no b firewood fa

Hmmmm...I pity you... oooooo

Kbs468:
Abi. LogoDWhiz doesn't know the difference between political politics and matrimonial politics especially when a lady, not just anyhow lady even but Spixytinxy for that matter who is crazingly unrelenting on everything about me Is the principal actor

you made her thread that path oooooooo

biotechshola:
Hi spixytinxy!



The GOLDEN CITY ministry of health warns that divorce is not good for your health.



Am sure kbs wil soon com to knw how important u are to him cos obinrin to bat bimo fun ni ti kuro lale eni.



Besides, i knw deep down his heart, u ar his priority. Just watch as he runs back to u on his kneels.



In as much as we won't tolerate a wife dictating to her husband, we are equally against any form of maltreatment towards the wife, especially those who have given their husbands fruits of life (children).



Therefore, we are strongly behind you at this time of struggle, just keep a benign smile always.


Frm the dept of guidance nd counselling, min of health.

thank you biothecsolla for this piece of advice, am very sure Spixytnxy will do just as I've told her couple with this that you've said! Also, we pray Kbs468 comes back to his normal person and start cherishing her first love....

DTOBS:
You re highly welcome bro! Our skool is the greatest! of the greatest ife..... what year did you finish?

DTOBS so u r from that skul that is #50 bus away from mine

DTOBS:
You re highly welcome bro! Our skool is the greatest! of the greatest ife..... what year did you finish?

2015

StarryV:
awww this is so swt of u. I really appreciate. Now i feel loved. thanks for the correction. *noted*

The true value of every gift for or on an event is the attending smile that comes with and after it. so due to limitation, those words are the gift we can offer and I am glad it served the same purpose of a tangible gift too.

MissOyin:
DTOBS so u r from that skul that is #50 bus away from mine

OUI i guess.

adusco:
OUI i guess.

Yes

adusco:
sent4rina, kbs468
i see u old members

Its gud to see you bak on this thread, we all(old pcms) felt ur plight at a point in time.

How was ur sabbatical leave, hope you enjoyed ht to the fullest?

However, proposed TT is out (all things being equal), we'll be in camp by 1st week of march...
Once again, you are very much welcome bak to are mist. #ONE LUV

MissOyin:
Yes

Nice one, OAU annexe