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The male gender has always
been accused of lying to their
female counterparts, “it’s in their
blood”, and “all men are the
same” the females would tell you.
Every now and then a guy just
has to tell a little white lie to get
out of a certain situation with his
lady. Well, we bring you ten
frequent lies men tell even
without thinking.
However, this doesn’t try to say
all men lie…

1. Wasn’t with my phone
He probably saw the call but
didn’t feel like talking at that
point in time. He put your call on
silent baby. hehe

2. I’m not like other guys
Almost every guy have said this
to a lady at one point in time.
This is the perfect lie guys tell to
get what they want. It’s
surprising that ladies always fall
for this lie even after hearing it
from a thousand other guys.
*Rotfl*

3. She is just a friend
There may never be a frequent lie
than this. What were you
expecting to hear? That she is
just another side chick (probably
like you) Wake up from your
sleep baby.

4. I’m on my way dear
You can equate this with ‘I just
finished having my bath’. Sorry to
burst your bubbles, he ain’t
nowhere close honey.

5. My status (update or
personal message) is for you
boo
This one actually isn’t a lie; the
only problem is that the update
was meant for 6 other girls too,
boo. You have got to see your
name on it to be sure… even your
surname and middle name might
be useful at times.
I’ve gone half way and I can feel
the guys saying “stop this man,
you are breaking the guy code”
and the ladies are itching for me
to write the next five. It’s your
lucky day ladies cos I’m with you
on this one.

6. Uhm just stepped out the
house now
Well this is the answer to “where
are you honey?” Just in case you
were going to pop up with “I’m
coming over in a bit”. lmao

7. Was just thinking about you
This is in-built, every guy says
this even without thinking, it’s
just at the tip of the tongue. It’s
as old as the word ‘old’ itself.

8. You are the most beautiful
girl I’ve ever seen
Omg!!! You know that ain’t true
hun. Come on, you are not even
close (except for just a few
though). How can every girl be
the most beautiful girl he has
seen Just asking

9. Don’t leave me, I can’t do
without you baby
This is the only lie you can tell
when caught in the act. Hardly
any other words to say other
than this.

10. I’m not going to see or even
call her again
In other words, I’m going to see
her but you are not going to
catch me with her again and I’d
always delete her calls from my
call log when you are visiting.
Busted!!! Busted!!! Busted!!!
Damn I can hear them screaming.
But one thing is for sure, most
(ladies) would still fall for these
same words even after reading
this piece. Guys would still find
their way around and I just don’t
know why..
RATE ME GIRLS..



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Congrats on spilling our secrets!! B*TCH!! .. we'll find another way out..

GloryIsaac:
Congrats on spilling our secrets!! B*TCH!! .. we'll find another way out..

Lol,
bad guy.