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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 10:55pm On Jan 05, 2016
It's getting late but still the night is young/
New day tomorrow, we celebrate cos the night is won, see y'all at the party, goodnight it's done! /
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Xarrrotounges(m): 1:59am On Jan 06, 2016
They call me xarro tounges, i dont joke with my ryms but i make my ryms with joke. The first line kinda rym cos i battle with my folks, i make d rym with stokes and i made ith with stokes the babes love my ryms and d gals love my blokes...They call me xarro tounges, i dont joke with my ryms but i make my ryms with joke. The first line kinda rym cos i battle with my folks, i make d rym with stokes and i made ith with stokes the babes love my ryms and d gals love my blokes...They call me xarro tounges, i dont joke with my ryms but i make my ryms with joke. The first line kinda rym cos i battle with my folks, i make d rym with stokes and i made ith with stokes the babes love my ryms and d gals love my blokes...
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 7:22am On Jan 06, 2016
Woke up to see this & I'm like is this ape for real?/
guaranteed to fail if any real rap label gives you a record deal/
(dafuq this punk blind? FOH!)
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 12:40pm On Jan 06, 2016
Kazna69:
Woke up to see this & I'm like is this ape for real?/
guaranteed to fail if any real rap label gives you a record deal/
(dafuq this punk blind? FOH!)
Kazna, your regurgitated punchlines are toxic enough to induce cancer//

Banza, you thieving little rat, you stole all your flows, all you give is lassa//
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 1:46pm On Jan 06, 2016
I ROLL you up like Kush, the smoke that comes out when I push? Kazna! /

Not lung cancer, your rhyme word's the wrong answer
Bars for real, bars so ill, you get asthma/ (dummy)
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 5:13pm On Jan 06, 2016
Kazna69:
I ROLL you up like Kush, the smoke that comes out when I push? Kazna! /

Not lung cancer, your rhyme word's the wrong answer
Bars for real, bars so ill, you get asthma/ (dummy)
Kazna69 got a lil fαggot in the fetal 69 position sucking his 1 incher!//

Yo, don't sissy lie, maggot eating yo fecαl eruption, you his dad, ain'tcher?//
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 5:57pm On Jan 06, 2016
Don't eat much beef but best believe I'm a starving animal /
if you bringing the meat to me, I'll turn cannibal /
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by genriv(m): 6:49pm On Jan 06, 2016
Kazna69:
Don't eat much beef but best believe I'm a starving animal /
if you bringing the meat to me, I'll turn cannibal /

nonsense.... man nonsense
Turn cannibal like humans have no flesh. Wait are you a plant?

Think before you post moroooooon
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 7:32pm On Jan 06, 2016
genriv:
nonsense.... man nonsense
Turn cannibal like humans have no flesh. Wait are you a plant?

Think before you post moroooooon
I'm not Eminem but I dig the fact that you called me Stan /
Quote me often, It means you my latest fan /
Don't be a hater man, and
Don't act childish, grow up, be a greater man/
Just don't do silly, dumb shiiet when you're on nairaland/
(damn)
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by joey150(m): 8:03pm On Jan 06, 2016
Too much kids, i mistook here for a day care
Too many mofos, i rebuke cause i know say dem dey here,
Quit rhyming 2 letter words..quit churning like little humming birds...i bring you the rap saviour you juveniles better quit the bad behaviour.
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by 007Bruce: 8:32pm On Jan 06, 2016
I grab the rifle and snipe joey. . . Pwwu! Bulls eye/ i will kill 150 with 150 bullets. . .Now thats suicide/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 9:16pm On Jan 06, 2016
Word out, no doubt, evening news, that joey ain't badas s/
Bruce took a long shot cos Joey made a bad pass /
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Bukswag(m): 9:58pm On Jan 06, 2016
What a linE...but sorry u don't deserve a PASS sad

U gotta work harder boy...I wonder what ur dumb brain iz thinkin ABOUT!!! undecided
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 11:01pm On Jan 06, 2016
Bukswag:
What a linE...but sorry u don't deserve a PASS sad

U gotta work harder boy...I wonder what ur dumb brain iz thinkin ABOUT!!! undecided
(pidgin flow for you lil peasants)
Matured minded man cos I no sey I no young pass you/
Your punchline be like weak erection, even my bae fit Fûck you up, she strong pass you/
(mstchew!)
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by nerdfrost(m): 1:06pm On Jan 07, 2016
Kazna69:

(pidgin flow for you lil peasants)
Matured minded man cos I no sey I no young pass you/
Your punchline be like weak erection, even my bae fit Fûck you up, she strong pass you/
(mstchew!)
. (Pidgin for a lil nigga like u,u don't deserve my english version). I don see matured man wey be like u na/dey carry wack lines post think say u sabi ba/caveman comot here go enter back ur mumu hole/dey talk about erection e don forget say im be castrated fool. undecided
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 11:05pm On Jan 08, 2016
Kazna, spark of the moment, you know when I'm on it, I own it/
You bitchiz jealous cos you know it, you fellas do show it/

I throw it, I spit it these rhymes I vomit called lyrics /
But all I get everytime is just haters called critics/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Bukswag(m): 11:58pm On Jan 09, 2016
Kazna69:
Kazna, spark of the moment, you know when I'm on it, I own it/
You bitchiz jealous cos you know it, you fellas do show it/
I throw it, I spit it these rhymes I vomit called lyrics /
But all I get everytime is just haters called critics/
Its a pity dis little fella doesn't knw who d boss IS
Ur lyrics so pathogenic...it makes me wanna fall SICK embarassed
Yea..u d ''spark of the moment'' but sorry its SHORT LIVED
am d ''Real Light'' nigga, so u gat to FEAR ME!!!!
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Polarbite(m): 2:31pm On Jan 12, 2016
U said we dnt knw wu d boss is.U beta shutup b4 u get bomb by ISIS.Yea boy ur lyt is real.But i wonda y u dey rap cos u gat no zeal.

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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 3:24pm On Jan 12, 2016
"No zeal?" huh more like the biitch ain't got no skill/
Sink my fang in polarbite if bars could kill/
So chill, just stay cool, till I put Hell in a freezer/
Devils wear prada, I'm sure & your biitch is a pleaser/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by genriv(m): 11:29pm On Jan 12, 2016
Kazna69:
I'm not Eminem but I dig the fact that you called me Stan /
Quote me often, It means you my latest fan /
Don't be a hater man, and
Don't act childish, grow up, be a greater man/
Just don't do silly, dumb shiiet when you're on nairaland/
(damn)

I never thought you were d0pe
Only quote to give you hope.
I guess I was wrong.... like a door bell.
Cause like John bull, you dumb as hell.
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Polarbite(m): 8:18pm On Jan 13, 2016
U gat no choice mr.hopeless.Gve me hope then i make u armless.I wnda hw a doorbell cud b wrong.Its a pity cos my rhymes alone has taken ur coagulated lungs.
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 7:00am On Jan 14, 2016
genriv:


I never thought you were d0pe
Only quote to give you hope.
I guess I was wrong.... like a door bell.
Cause like John bull, you dumb as hell.

Dead engine coughing, you're blacked out like parts of Lagos city/
We know your lines ain't got power, you don't have the electricity /
You're thirsty for attention like bitchiz sucking dicksy for publicity /
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by pcaliphate(m): 9:27pm On Jan 14, 2016
"You so dull, drinking a sharpman (Chapman) can't pull a rescue...."
(Na joke oooo)....
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 10:42pm On Jan 14, 2016
pcaliphate:
"You so dull, drinking a sharpman (Chapman) can't pull a rescue...."
(Na joke oooo)....

Hehe hilarious, that's cute but I don't like cute/
Get burned when a biitch says I don't like you/
Hurts even more when you beg for sex & she sez I don't like to/
That's why I prefer to be single, solo, first place number 1, I don't like 2/

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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by PeinDanzo(m): 6:24pm On Jan 15, 2016
Kazna69:


Hehe hilarious, that's cute but I don't like cute/
Get burned when a biitch says I don't like you/
Hurts even more when you beg for sex & she sez I don't like to/
That's why I prefer to be single, solo, first place number 1, I don't like 2/

U silly friggin nerd/ Shut up, u bitchy with distress/ I'll come with crazy gatlings, and hit him with the lead/ Or use lightning sabers, and slit him in the neck/ Then go to his GF.. Told her "I jez got 69" ..n she starts giving me the head!!/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 6:58pm On Jan 15, 2016
D
PeinDanzo:

U silly friggin nerd/ Shut up, u bitchy with distress/ I'll come with crazy gatlings, and hit him with the lead/ Or use lightning sabers, and slit him in the neck/ Then go to his GF.. Told her "I jez got 69" ..n she starts giving me the head!!/

Don't go starting a war, it'll only end in disaster/
I'll kill you if I have to then come for your family after/
Reading war stories, the saga continues in the next chapter/
So don't turn that page unless you want to end up a dead rapper wrapped in plaster/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by PeinDanzo(m): 8:26am On Jan 16, 2016
Kazna69:
D

Don't go starting a war, it'll only end in disaster/
I'll kill you if I have to then come for your family after/
Reading war stories, the saga continues in the next chapter/
So don't turn that page unless you want to end up a dead rapper wrapped in plaster/



Listen! U don't want to get me pissed with the gats, mister/ I'll kill ur mum with a truck, and hav ur sis hit with a van mister/ Then use semi-conductin materials to shock you ..u gettin killed with a transistor/ Or place u on death-row with a "nun who got sex change" ..bitch, u gettin killed with a trans-sister!!/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 3:12pm On Jan 16, 2016
PeinDanzo:


Listen! U don't want to get me pissed with the gats, mister/ I'll kill ur mum with a truck, and hav ur sis hit with a van mister/ Then use semi-conductin materials to shock you ..u gettin killed with a transistor/ Or place u on death-row with a "nun who got sex change" ..bitch, u gettin killed with a trans-sister!!/

That tough talk can get your tummy tucked/
I love MILFS, be careful, you could get ya mummy f. u. c k. e. d/
You not rough/
You're nothing but butt soft/
So do like bees & buzz off/
Imma fly to biitch house to say hi & get that honey's c. u. n. t stuffed /
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by captainflash(m): 7:43pm On Jan 16, 2016
PeinDanzo:


Listen! U don't want to get me pissed with the gats, mister/ I'll kill ur mum with a truck, and hav ur sis hit with a van mister/ Then use semi-conductin materials to shock you ..u gettin killed with a transistor/ Or place u on death-row with a "nun who got sex change" ..bitch, u gettin killed with a trans-sister!!/
Stupidd post/ your rhymes does'nt relate with your f'olish quote/ infact, you just wrote a st.upid note/ and i believe you must sleeping in that st.upid boat/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 8:18pm On Jan 16, 2016
captainflash:
Stupidd post/ your rhymes does'nt relate with your f'olish quote/ infact, you just wrote a st.upid note/ and i believe you must sleeping in that st.upid boat/

Really wanna know what's stupid? A sail boat going against warships so gigantic/
You'll be too scared to run so you cry & panic /
I'm big & scary, boo, colossus & chronus, I'm titanic /
Get squashed flat with 1 punchline dammit /
So STFU & stop with your weak shiit already, CAN IT!/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Polarbite(m): 8:32pm On Jan 16, 2016
I lyk dis dude cos his rap is ancient.He's talkn abt titanic bt e cant even afford a shirt.Diss or reply not quote oda rappers.Guess ure too spoilt 2 even remembr.
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 9:24pm On Jan 16, 2016
I said I'm Titanic, my reference wasn't talking about the ship /
go sink your face in a toilet cos I'm not talking about the shiit/
I talk grimy cos I'm allowed to spit/
I don't need silly drama, that's funny cut out the skit /

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