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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Elparaiso(m): 1:44pm On Jan 08, 2016

Poseidon000:
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Life go tire you instanta!
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I tell you

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 1:46pm On Jan 08, 2016

Michellla:
Wen you're downloading a file thats worth 5gb and it gets
to 4.99gb and the next things u see is
downloading fail

just like when i was downloading gta san andreas, 3.39 gig or so. i saw 100% then downloading failed. e pain me soteeey. afta 3hrs

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Djboosting: 1:46pm On Jan 08, 2016

Tallesty1:
When epileptic seizure catches the woman wey dey blow you or

when you're about to cum and, y'know that feeling like your cap is going to fall off so you thrust in deeply to enjoy the last one but your condom breaks instead

That bolded tho'.. There ïs no turning back.. That wonder'full feeling wink

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 1:49pm On Jan 08, 2016

10. When your Dad tells u he's traveling and u took his car to hang out with ur bae, only for him to return home that he forgot some documents.

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 1:50pm On Jan 08, 2016

falconey:
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lol. thief. give d girl her power bank.

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Aplaudez(m): 1:51pm On Jan 08, 2016

If and only if! Conditional statement! #young_programmer

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Djboosting: 1:51pm On Jan 08, 2016

BlazeyJ:
When ur JT fails to rise wen its time for action,, after bragging to Ms. Chinyere

Asin ehn,

that shii is crazy.. The sweat will overflow your body instanta..

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 1:51pm On Jan 08, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Back to the Topic.

I read a Particular scenario when the GTA Five came out. U no naija guys ....Dem no wan wait buy the Disc at all.

So This Guy saw a Supposed leaked Full download of GTA V on a foreign site. The size was 4g.

the first two days....the download will get to 2g or more.and stop..

So on d 3rd day...he went to the Cafe and spent almost 2 hours downloading the illegal GTA V version.

Only to get home and Open the file to Find 4g worth of Gay Porn with a Laughing smiley and a Rider

" Support the Industry.. Stop piracy and intellectual theft ""..

Now that his God punishing u for your sins

Lol, after I've wasted 1.2gb downloading from youtube, downloading successful but for me watch it and see things like : click the link below for the download link cry

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Seeeeeeee: 1:59pm On Jan 08, 2016

After staying in an ATM line waiting for ur turn for more than 4hrs only for it to reach ur turn and the ATM says OUT OF SERVICE

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Toyolad(m): 2:01pm On Jan 08, 2016

Aplaudez:
If and only if! Conditional statement! #young_programmer

Wrong sir!!...that's bi-conditional.#Young logician.
If...then is conditional

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Eddufy(m): 2:05pm On Jan 08, 2016

Every ten things tosynetoomuch post is a hit. Back to Back, from ten statement of non virgins to ten categories of jobs to ten signs God is punishing you Yet no 1000 likes and share.
Koni dafun iyalaya anybody...

Blog mi ti take over.

And Oga Seun will be like if you want all the likes, come and collect it...Lol

#Lovenairaland

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by refiner(f): 2:06pm On Jan 08, 2016

ClassCaptain:
I will find u and call u...But really am. serious..

I thought its only mtn dats duin DAT.....so airtel don follow mtn?well if u re serious den...............I don't really knw self...

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by zarkknight(m): 2:10pm On Jan 08, 2016

That moment when porn ad pops up on your screen when giving a presentation.

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Durchmann(m): 2:15pm On Jan 08, 2016

Harbosede02:

10) After saving for a year just to get an iPhone....then it got stolen 2days after purchase

This one don do me sha in the hey days of Torch 2. Na so I carry phone I just bought two days prior to that day and pimped all night, enter danfo from cele to mile 2. Before I go say "Iranu" finish, phone don vanish from my pocket and we were already at Mile 2. See as I take hold the guy wey dey my side dey shout like mad man. In the end, everyone was searched and we couldn't find the phone. I just stood still at the bus stop staring into space. All I could here were usual Lagosians asking the usual stupid questions like " Na which kind phone be that?", "Blackberry? Ah! Na him make I dey like this my torchlight O!"
sad

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Lamasta(m): 2:38pm On Jan 08, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Nice

pls anybody with airtel line..Drop Your Number ...I will call you and greet you... Airtel dash me 5k credit and expires tomorrow.. abeg ...I go call uu

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by tosyne2much(op): 2:39pm On Jan 08, 2016

Eddufy:
Every ten things tosynetoomuch post is a hit. Back to Back, from ten statement of non virgins to ten categories of jobs to ten signs God is punishing you Yet no 1000 likes and share.
Koni dafun iyalaya anybody...

Blog mi ti take over.

And Oga Se,un will be like if you want all the likes, come and collect it...Lol

#Lovenairaland

Hahahaha

You be funny dude

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by anumide(f): 2:48pm On Jan 08, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Nice

pls anybody with airtel line..Drop Your Number ...I will call you and greet you... Airtel dash me 5k credit and expires tomorrow.. abeg ...I go call uu

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by anumide(f): 2:49pm On Jan 08, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Nice

pls anybody with airtel line..Drop Your Number ...I will call you and greet you... Airtel dash me 5k credit and expires tomorrow.. abeg ...I go call uu

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

kai

I wan piss for body

and I almost dropped my number o

tongue

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by itstpia8: 2:49pm On Jan 08, 2016

Eddufy:
Every ten things tosynetoomuch post is a hit. Back to Back, from ten statement of non virgins to ten categories of jobs to ten signs God is punishing you Yet no 1000 likes and share.
Koni dafun iyalaya anybody...

Blog mi ti take over.

And Oga Seun will be like if you want all the likes, come and collect it...Lol

#Lovenairaland

na ten ten be im name.

maybe he has a thing going on with the nairaland boss.

he's not a nuisance!

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Kam0007: 2:52pm On Jan 08, 2016

NON-SENSE REMAINS NON-SENSE EVEN WHEN SAID BY FAMOUS PEOPLE.
-JOHN LENOX.

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Kam0007: 2:55pm On Jan 08, 2016

ALL NON-SENSE. ALL LIES.

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by EazyJ(f): 3:01pm On Jan 08, 2016

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Barrysleek(m): 3:02pm On Jan 08, 2016

When u use Condom with your babe and she has been seeing her period for the past three months only to realize in the 4th month that she is pregnant.

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Species1983: 3:08pm On Jan 08, 2016

About to f''k a side chick u've been eyeing for years. After paying dearly for a hotel room, ur trousers zipper bruises John Thomas on ur way to Basilica

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by isimemenuduehi11: 3:10pm On Jan 08, 2016

Wen u dy quene for ATM machine to collect money.as e reach ur turn,no network.lolsssssS.

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by mallamseifaldin(m): 3:17pm On Jan 08, 2016

sholikay:
when the man you insulted aggressively, the day before at the busstop,just resumed officially as a newly recruited lecturer,to replace ur former MEC315 lecturer..mhen na automatic carry over be that oo.

I know you are na engineering student/graduate...Shame to all engineering students in Nigeria because they are not productive.

NB*** I warned engineering students never to make use of nairaland..

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by viktor01(m): 3:26pm On Jan 08, 2016

When you fought with a person on a friday night at the ATM queue because of space and he allows you to use it first only for the machine to swallow your card.

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Eddufy(m): 3:41pm On Jan 08, 2016

tosyne2much:
Hahahaha

You be funny dude

Yeah..thanks

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by hmohammed(m): 3:51pm On Jan 08, 2016

When u voted for buhari and he ends up sending your father to Jail for money laundering

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Opistorincos(m): 3:59pm On Jan 08, 2016

When you scam your parents to buy infinx note 2 and the screen breaks while in your pocket for no justifiable reason

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Sheyman07(m): 4:34pm On Jan 08, 2016

I saw a woman of age 85years fixing a eyelashes, i was shocked and burst into tears.

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