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Dele Haliru's Story by engrkaz(op): 12:06am On Jan 09, 2016
This is very funny.....especially if you understand Yoruba Language...

EFCC ARRAIGNS HALIRU (ITAN HALIRU ATI DELE)

DELE: Hello Haliru, Bawo ni?
HALIRU: Ta lo n soro?
DELE: Momodu ni o
HALIRU: Ki lo wa de o?
DELE: EFCC n bo n le yin o
HALIRU: Awusubilahi , ki ni mo ma se?
DELE: E ma foya, format wa ni le
HALIRU: Haa, Mo ti bo lowo cancer , mi o tun le lo yen mo o
DELE: Ta lon soro Cancer, Mo ti lo Cancer fun Aunty already, Iyen o jawo mo, Paralysis lo wa n floor bayii
HALIRU: Eje jesu, Para kini?
DELE: Enu e le wa yen, ewon le fin sere lodun titun , E je wa gba Medical report.
HALIRU: Say no more..

Re: Dele Haliru's Story by yanabasee(m): 1:26am On Jan 09, 2016
engrkaz:
This is very funny.....especially if you understand Yoruba Language...

EFCC ARRAIGNS HALIRU (ITAN HALIRU ATI DELE)

DELE: Hello Haliru, Bawo ni?
HALIRU: Ta lo n soro?
DELE: Momodu ni o
HALIRU: Ki lo wa de o?
DELE: EFCC n bo n le yin o
HALIRU: Awusubilahi , ki ni mo ma se?
DELE: E ma foya, format wa ni le
HALIRU: Haa, Mo ti bo lowo cancer , mi o tun le lo yen mo o
DELE: Ta lon soro Cancer, Mo ti lo Cancer fun Aunty already, Iyen o jawo mo, Paralysis lo wa n floor bayii
HALIRU: Eje jesu, Para kini?
DELE: Enu e le wa yen, ewon le fin sere lodun titun , E je wa gba Medical report.
HALIRU: Say no more..
Interpret.
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Re: Dele Haliru's Story by Nobody: 1:02pm On Jan 09, 2016
yanabasee:
Interpret.
engrkaz:
This is very funny.....especially if you understand Yoruba Language...

EFCC ARRAIGNS HALIRU (ITAN HALIRU ATI DELE)

DELE: Hello Haliru, Bawo ni? ...Haliru, How now?
HALIRU: Ta lo n soro? ...Abeg, who I dey follow talk?
DELE: Momodu ni o ...Na Momodu o
HALIRU: Ki lo wa de o? ... Wetin dey happen o?
DELE: EFCC n bo n le yin o ... EFCC dey pursue you o
HALIRU: Awusubilahi , ki ni mo ma se? ... chei. God Forbid. Wetin I do them?
DELE: E ma foya, format wa ni le ...Abeg no fear jare. We get format wey you fit use
HALIRU: Haa, Mo ti bo lowo cancer , mi o tun le lo yen mo o ... Haa. I don escape cancer, I nor fit use that one again
DELE: Ta lon soro Cancer, Mo ti lo Cancer fun Aunty already, Iyen o jawo mo, Paralysis lo wa n floor bayii ... Who dey follow you talk about cancer. I don use that one for aunty already. E nor go work again. Na paralysis dey reign now
HALIRU: Eje jesu, Para kini? ... Blood of Jesus, Para what?
DELE: Enu e le wa yen, ewon le fin sere lodun titun , E je wa gba Medical report. ... Make you dey there o. Na prison dey look you for face this new year so. You better come collect medical report
HALIRU: Say no more..
Re: Dele Haliru's Story by yanabasee(m): 1:17pm On Jan 09, 2016
[quote author=CeenoEvu post=41811360][/quote]Thanks dude.... Twas funny, but not enough....maybe if I could learn yoruba, it'd been easier and jovial...
Re: Dele Haliru's Story by engrkaz(op): 8:25pm On Jan 09, 2016
[quote author=CeenoEvu post=41811360][/quote]thanks for helping me out my bro....
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