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fellow NL! its time to confess our experience when we get drunk, let me bell the cat.
I can't forget that horrid moment! I drank ecxess Campari, I was so drunk that I slept naked at the entrance of my house. to make matters worst na my landlady come wake me for morning with my jingle bell standing and ready for action......

Mine was d day I attended 1 big wedding like that, mehh I cum high but no b sey I high reach Most High. I drank 1 kind scotch(Alize) like that in conjunction with Star lager beer(d only beer that is ordained in heaven), wedding don dismiss & pepul don begin go I still dey shaak shayo. Mehn, I don gauge finish cum begin go enta bike reach my side. D bike man drop me, immediately police people cum double-cross(stop there! Stop there!! Una know NPF way nah) us na im me begin tear unplanned & unexpected race after fews steps(running) i cum fall enta gutter still dey race inside gutter(shayo bad), I cum reach were culvet dey begin climb out(stewpeedity) meanwhile police people don leave d bike-man wey kari me waka sef. As I tear race finish I still cum back cum meet d bike man, he begin ask me weda I kari gun or exhibit?..I said NO! He begin vex wit me, I know even know sey na army man hin be, I give am #500 2giv me change, my money na #200 but d man chop d money clean mouth was even tear me army people slap(una know d characteristics of soldier man slap nah). I kukuma begin go house cum sleep, as I wake up 2moro monin I cum notice sey I wound sef, I lost my designer watch(breitling) that day, my plain trousers tear for knee. Mehn e no easy oh, from dat day I no dey 2 shaak 2much again..

my brother one the most memorable experience is when my nephew got drunk and started kissing our Christmas goat.........damnn

wine makes mockery of a man...spreads mat

I gat no Experience 2 share so am here 2 read comment,

you ever high reach standing in the front of ya mirror saying" your are a bad guy and a sinner.. your mate don dey make millions" and wanted to slap ya reflection cos you think he's talking back?

hardeyincah:
fellow NL! its time to confess our experience when we get drunk, let me bell the cat.
I can't forget that horrid moment! I drank ecxess Campari, I was so drunk that I slept naked at the entrance of my house. to make matters worst na my landlady come wake me for morning with my jingle bell standing and ready for action......

U sure this is ur worst experience of alcohol?
I still remember d day my cele best friend drunk and take kettle did ablution and praying like Muslim in toilet.

that day i withdrew my boss money on his behalf,went to the nearest bar to chill.never knew when i started to distribute money like babaolowo.woke up the next day,my neighbor told me i was giving 500naira each to every tom, dick and harry i saw.na so i enter gbese.