10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins - Jokes Etc (4)

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by unilagfreshest(m): 4:38pm On Jan 08, 2016

ritababe:
10.
When ironing your clothes and your phone ring, you mistakenly put the iron on your chicks instead of the phone

Go school u won't, na soso prick up nd down, it's cheek nt chicks.

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 4:50pm On Jan 08, 2016

wristbangle:
Not funny

Funnier than some here

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Liverpoolfc(m): 4:55pm On Jan 08, 2016

oz4real83:
10. After staying on the queue at the fuel station since 5am and when it got to your turn by 7pm u are told that fuel has finished!!!

THIS IS THE SINGULAR REASON I SAID NEVER AGAIN WILL I QUEUE AT MKD NNPC EVEN IF THEY SELL AT 41# PER LITRE

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by oz4real83(m): 5:42pm On Jan 08, 2016

Liverpoolfc:
THIS IS THE SINGULAR REASON I SAID NEVER AGAIN WILL I QUEUE AT MKD NNPC EVEN IF THEY SELL AT 41# PER LITRE

hahaha. It happened to me once and I thought I was in a trance when the fuel attendant told me "Bros fuel don finish o"!!!

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by eminent007(m): 5:46pm On Jan 08, 2016

viktor01:
When you fought with a person on a friday night at the ATM queue because of space and he allows you to use it first only for the machine to swallow your card.

Brodaly, why you wicked na!!!!!!!

Am still laffin my ass off

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by chillinq(m): 6:11pm On Jan 08, 2016

CaroLyner:
happened to me yesterday.was downloading a song.it got to 5.99 and showed download failed.

yours is even better.I was downloading a game of 2gig an when it reached 1.997mb,the thing the stupid mtn took off their service and the downloading eventually failed.I was almost sobbing.

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by chillinq(m): 6:11pm On Jan 08, 2016

CaroLyner:
happened to me yesterday.was downloading a song.it got to 5.99 and showed download failed.

yours is even better.I was downloading a game of 2gig an when it reached 1.997mb,the thing the stupid mtn took off their service and the downloading eventually failed.I was almost sobbing that day

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by plendil: 6:39pm On Jan 08, 2016

viktor01:
When you fought with a person on a friday night at the ATM queue because of space and he allows you to use it first only for the machine to swallow your card.

LOOOOL!! I can imagine the look on the guys' face! grin

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Adelekeee: 6:41pm On Jan 08, 2016

If after reading all these u cry....

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Michellla(f): 6:45pm On Jan 08, 2016

Unlimited22:
Sorry, didn't check d poster. U r one of those beautiful ladies who speak d truth.

thanks fam

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Michellla(f): 6:46pm On Jan 08, 2016

Ofatfoed:
OMG
Happened to me once, was downloading a file, reached 99% and stopped. I couldn't cry!

its totally painful.
I tell you grin

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 6:46pm On Jan 08, 2016

Sheyman07:

I saw a woman of age 85years
fixing a eyelashes, i was shocked
and burst into tears.

Snap her and upload

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Michellla(f): 6:47pm On Jan 08, 2016

tombravo:
just like when i was downloading gta san andreas, 3.39 gig or so. i saw 100% then downloading failed. e pain me soteeey. afta 3hrs

it hurts so bad.
i know the feeling grin

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by awoluyi(m): 7:06pm On Jan 08, 2016

When a son tells his mum "Daddy must have forgotten his missing handset in sister Ngozi's house because we branched there on our way from hospital".

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by CaroLyner(f): 7:14pm On Jan 08, 2016

chillinq:
yours is even better.I was downloading a game of 2gig an when it reached 1.997mb,the thing the stupid mtn took off their service and the downloading eventually failed.I was almost sobbing that day

ouch.that thingy hurts like hell.

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by sistar007(m): 7:20pm On Jan 08, 2016

Download a film of 8gb only to find out subtitle language is in Norwegian only

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by tosyne2much(op): 7:30pm On Jan 08, 2016

itstpia8:
The mod who moved this to front page can't be Nigerian, or at the very least, definitely not Yoruba, because no Yoruba will have the guts to declare this kind of crap in public.

Na to send other people to say am naa ni o!

Ehn ehn ?

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by tosyne2much(op): 7:32pm On Jan 08, 2016

Durchmann:

This one don do me sha in the hey days of Torch 2. Na so I carry phone I just bought two days prior to that day and pimped all night, enter danfo from cele to mile 2. Before I go say "Iranu" finish, phone don vanish from my pocket and we were already at Mile 2. See as I take hold the guy wey dey my side dey shout like mad man. In the end, everyone was searched and we couldn't find the phone. I just stood still at the bus stop staring into space. All I could here were usual Lagosians asking the usual stupid questions like " Na which kind phone be that?", "Blackberry? Ah! Na him make I dey like this my torchlight O!"

Bwahahahhahahaha roflwkmd

See as I dey burst laf for here

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by tosyne2much(op): 7:36pm On Jan 08, 2016

viktor01:
When you fought with a person on a friday night at the ATM queue because of space and he allows you to use it first only for the machine to swallow your card.

Lmao. Funny u

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Nobody: 8:08pm On Jan 08, 2016

Opistorincos:
When you scam your parents to buy infinx note 2 and the screen breaks while in your pocket for no justifiable reason

Lemme add to dat...
When ya sch fees as a medical student is 46k (minus professional fees) but ur frnd neva told u . Later, u colleague called to say d sch fee is 26k. U gave d remaining 20,000 as miscellaneous to ur gF & later discovered dat frnd of urs neva included d professional fee charges

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Durchmann(m): 8:43pm On Jan 08, 2016

tosyne2much:
Bwahahahhahahaha roflwkmd

See as I dey burst laf for here

My brother, the thing funny now O! Even me dey remember am laff.

But back then, I no chop that night plus the next morning O! I just dey mourn the phone loss.
grin

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by NnaNna4(m): 9:20pm On Jan 08, 2016

viktor01:
When you fought with a person on a friday night at the ATM queue because of space and he allows you to use it first only for the machine to swallow your card.

AND THE PERSON U FOUGHT WITH BE LIKE"THE LORD IS MY SHEPHERD".

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by NnaNna4(m): 9:55pm On Jan 08, 2016

I rushed into a company @11am for an interview that was supposed to be 9am. i was busy trying to think up an excuse for being late. Thirty minutes later a lady just walked in and sat down just facing me.

I felt relieved that another late comer is here. I was glaring all over her bared leg that has so many black spots with lust (she sat opposite and very close) and at the same time displaying arrogance.

just few minutes later she got up, took a glance at me muttered something and went in without waiting for turn (I think she got uncomfortable).

I got in later for the interview .....and their she was with one other guy to interview me. it was a sorry case for me . I will never forget that day.

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Olasco93: 10:40pm On Jan 08, 2016

#When one of your Church member stretches clean #1,000 note to you from the back seat when the offering bag got to you; and you collecting and giving it as an Offering immediately without a second thought, only to discover that the #1,000 in your back pocket is no where to be found at the close of service...

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by tosyne2much(op): 11:27pm On Jan 08, 2016

Olasco93:
#When one of your Church member stretches clean #1,000 note to you from the back seat when the offering bag got to you; and you collecting and giving it as an Offering immediately without a second thought, only to discover that the #1,000 in your back pocket is no where to be found at the close of service...

Hahaha lwkmd

Bros, if you see as I take laf for here dis nyt

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Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by sholikay(m): 8:42am On Jan 09, 2016

mallamseifaldin:
I know you are na engineering student/graduate...Shame to all engineering students in Nigeria because they are not productive.

NB*** I warned engineering students never to make use of nairaland..

helló m® man what are you trying to insinuate now?

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by SkinnyDude(m): 5:36pm On Jan 09, 2016

Unlimited22:
Guy e do me three days ago o. Was downloading game of thrones the game n my psiphon disconnected at 99%. N it wrote downloading failed

start using uc browser

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Unlimited22: 9:15pm On Jan 09, 2016

SkinnyDude:
start using uc browser

I was downloading a game. Play store. I already use uc.

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Mrbee21(m): 12:59pm On Jan 10, 2016

ClassCaptain:
Nice

pls anybody with airtel line..Drop Your Number ...I will call you and greet you... Airtel dash me 5k credit and expires tomorrow.. abeg ...I go call uu

08120408820

Re: 10 Signs That God Is Punishing You For Your Sins by Obidikejr(m): 7:46pm On Jan 10, 2016

Tallesty1:
When epileptic seizure catches the woman wey dey blow you or when you're about to cum and, y'know that feeling like your cap is going to fall off so you thrust in deeply to enjoy the last one but your condom breaks instead

..

Lwkmd

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