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If Academic Institutions In Nigeria Were To Be Football Clubs, Then....... by Wagasigiungu(op): 2:15pm On Jan 14, 2016
If academic institutions in Nigeria were to be FOOTBALL clubs then:
ARSENAL is UDUS- where the students work hard through out the year but fail to succeed.
MANCHESTER CITY is IGBINEDION- where the students purchase all the expensive items and live large but are never interested in their primary assignment.
LIVERPOOL is UNILAG- where the students are very much proud of the academic achievements of their grand fathers.
MANCHESTER Utd is UNIILORIN- where students don't perform well in class except their final exams and achieve good results.
CHELSEA is LASU- where students fail and put the blame on their VC after which, the government will intervene to find a new VC for the school every year.
REAL MADRID is ABU- where students perform BEST and DO NOT beef students of OTHER schools.
Finally,
Barcelona is BUK- Here students work hard, perform well in class, FACE TERRIBLE THINGS and STILL achieve the best results in the whole country. Una know we no dey carry last naaaa...
Greatest Nigerian students!!!
Unique BUKITES!!!
Pls Share this if you are proud to be a student or a Graduate of GREATEST BUKITE
- Bayero University, Kano.
Oya guys add yours, let's see what FC you liken your school to. Lol.
Cc lalasticlala
Re: If Academic Institutions In Nigeria Were To Be Football Clubs, Then....... by GOFRONT(m): 2:54pm On Jan 14, 2016
What's the full meanin of dat skool 'UDUS'. As a Gunners, dats ma school......can't stop laffin at dat LASU and d club tagged with it tho!!!
Re: If Academic Institutions In Nigeria Were To Be Football Clubs, Then....... by Wagasigiungu(op): 5:00pm On Jan 14, 2016
GOFRONT:
What's the full meanin of dat skool 'UDUS'. As a Gunners, dats ma school......can't stop laffin at dat LASU and d club tagged with it tho!!!
UDUS is Usman Danfodiyo University, Sokoto. Lol
Re: If Academic Institutions In Nigeria Were To Be Football Clubs, Then....... by derrick333(m): 8:15pm On Jan 14, 2016
Wagasigiungu:
If academic institutions in Nigeria were to be FOOTBALL clubs then:
ARSENAL is UDUS- where the students work hard through out the year but fail to succeed.
MANCHESTER CITY is IGBINEDION- where the students purchase all the expensive items and live large but are never interested in their primary assignment.
LIVERPOOL is UNILAG- where the students are very much proud of the academic achievements of their grand fathers.
MANCHESTER Utd is UNIILORIN- where students don't perform well in class except their final exams and achieve good results.
CHELSEA is LASU- where students fail and put the blame on their VC after which, the government will intervene to find a new VC for the school every year.
REAL MADRID is ABU- where students perform BEST and DO NOT beef students of OTHER schools.
Finally,
Barcelona is BUK- Here students work hard, perform well in class, FACE TERRIBLE THINGS and STILL achieve the best results in the whole country. Una know we no dey carry last naaaa...
Greatest Nigerian students!!!
Unique BUKITES!!!
Pls Share this if you are proud to be a student or a Graduate of GREATEST BUKITE
- Bayero University, Kano.
Oya guys add yours, let's see what FC you liken your school to. Lol.
Cc lalasticlala
Great bukite!!! ( I call it bukaties) B.ook U.must K.now
BUK no eazy o
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