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What Happened When He Took His GF To A Restaurant (shockingly Interesting) by Nobody: 9:50am On Jan 23, 2016

So, yesterday I took a girl out on a date and
after we finish eating,
I went to pay for the food we ate, the waiter
didn't have 500 naira
change to give me. I asked the girl to sit let's
wait for the waiter to
go look for change, and surprisingly she said I
was embarrasing
her, that I should act like a big boy and leave
the change for the
waiter...
.
Is she crazy ni?
Is she madt ni?
Does she know the things 500 naira can do? I
guess she doesn't
.
Well, let me highlight few of the things 500
naira can do incase
she doesn't know...
.
500 naira can buy you 5 loaves of bread and
two fishes, if you
are lucky to have Jesus around, you will feed
5000 people... Is
that the money she want me to leave?
.
Sardine= N150, indomie (hungry man size) =
N100, 2 eggs = N60,
plastic Coke = 100. Total N410, and you say
500 naira na small
money?
.
500 naira that I'll use to buy 3 albums & good
earpiece?
.
Rice N100, beans N50, meat N100, plastic malt
N100 and
remaining 150 to play Nairabet,...and she say
500 naira na chicken
change? I swear she no well
.
Half carton of Indomie sef is N500 naira shey u
know?
.
Do you know how many players Arsene Wenger
of Arsenal will
buy with 500 Naira?
.
The most annoying thing is that its possible
that this girl has never
given 500 naira offering for church o
.
See, on a serious note...you won't know the
value of 500 naira,
untill you borrow 500 naira credit from MTN
and you have to pay
back....

Re: What Happened When He Took His GF To A Restaurant (shockingly Interesting) by darkenkach(m): 9:57am On Jan 23, 2016

If you are a conductor, it will take you close to 6 hours to make #500.

Re: What Happened When He Took His GF To A Restaurant (shockingly Interesting) by Nobody: 9:59am On Jan 23, 2016

darkenkach:
If you are a conductor, it will take you close to 6 hours to make #500.

Mr man, not all. Conductors in Lagos State are making real big money.

Re: What Happened When He Took His GF To A Restaurant (shockingly Interesting) by RealAdewole(m): 10:04am On Jan 23, 2016

GLO weekend +night plan 3gb Na #500

Re: What Happened When He Took His GF To A Restaurant (shockingly Interesting) by darkenkach(m): 10:07am On Jan 23, 2016

You don get the yansh?

Re: What Happened When He Took His GF To A Restaurant (shockingly Interesting) by adorablepepple(f): 10:11am On Jan 23, 2016

what is her concern with the change is it her money! How wont she say so when you went to show yourself by buying her free food,Some girls can form for Africa!

Maybe the waiter is her relative sha undecided

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Re: What Happened When He Took His GF To A Restaurant (shockingly Interesting) by ajokebelle(f): 10:24am On Jan 23, 2016

lol..... don't mind the girl jare. Broke girl forming class. she just gave a perfect perception of herself.

Re: What Happened When He Took His GF To A Restaurant (shockingly Interesting) by Chazzyboy: 10:54am On Jan 23, 2016

MidasTouche:
So, yesterday I took a girl out on a date and
after we finish eating,
I went to pay for the food we ate, the waiter
didn't have 500 naira
change to give me. I asked the girl to sit let's
wait for the waiter to
go look for change, and surprisingly she said I
was embarrasing
her, that I should act like a big boy and leave
the change for the
waiter...
.
Is she crazy ni?
Is she madt ni?
Does she know the things 500 naira can do? I
guess she doesn't
.
Well, let me highlight few of the things 500
naira can do incase
she doesn't know...
.
500 naira can buy you 5 loaves of bread and
two fishes, if you
are lucky to have Jesus around, you will feed
5000 people... Is
that the money she want me to leave?
.
Sardine= N150, indomie (hungry man size) =
N100, 2 eggs = N60,
plastic Coke = 100. Total N410, and you say
500 naira na small
money?
.
500 naira that I'll use to buy 3 albums & good
earpiece?
.
Rice N100, beans N50, meat N100, plastic malt
N100 and
remaining 150 to play Nairabet,...and she say
500 naira na chicken
change? I swear she no well
.
Half carton of Indomie sef is N500 naira shey u
know?
.
Do you know how many players Arsene Wenger
of Arsenal will
buy with 500 Naira?
.
The most annoying thing is that its possible
that this girl has never
given 500 naira offering for church o
.
See, on a serious note...you won't know the
value of 500 naira,
untill you borrow 500 naira credit from MTN
and you have to pay
back....

. Oga come and coach my new club