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| Funniest Teacher And Student's Jokes Of 2015 That Will Make Your Day by sketcherJ(op): 11:34am On Jan 26, 2016 |
Chemistry teacher: did u know protons have mass? Akpos : I didn't even know they were catholics. TEACHER: John, go to the map and find North America . JOHN: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: John TEACHER: Rislan, what is the chemical formula for water? RISLAN: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? RISLAN: Yesterday you said it's H to O. TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Frank, do you know why his father didn't punish him? FRANK: Because George still had the axe in his hand...... TEACHER: Sean, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his? Sean : No sir, It's the same dog. TEACHER: Faiyid, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? Faiyid: A teacher! A teacher asked his students, 1+1= ?. A student stood up and said 4. Akpos passing by overhead the response, he shook his head and said: " they will kill us in this country. Everything has increased, transport fare, fuel prices, foodstuff, beer,... everything. Even 1+1 that used to be 2 has now gone up to 4 While in town,I met my high school maths teacher and he asked for the direction to CBZ Bank.Me:Make a 360 turn,walk for about 1.8metres(round that up to the nearest tens),you will then see a shop which is perpendicularly to your right,make an obtuse angle turn and you will see the bank at a distance of about the logarithm of 7.Let him feel what I felt as a student. School kids in class were asked to write 3 diseases. The other guy wrote: 1. Hiv/Aids 2. Cancer 3. / The teacher asked what what / was The student replied: it's stroke.  if u didn't laugh at these jokes then sir/ma your case is for tb Joshua's church..See more ojare at http://dandywriter..com.ng/2016/01/funny-teacher-and-students-jokes.html?m=1 |
| Re: Funniest Teacher And Student's Jokes Of 2015 That Will Make Your Day by Nobody: 11:38am On Jan 26, 2016 |
eh eh eh |
| Re: Funniest Teacher And Student's Jokes Of 2015 That Will Make Your Day by deewhone(f): 11:43am On Jan 26, 2016 |
| @ he still has d axe in his hand |
| Re: Funniest Teacher And Student's Jokes Of 2015 That Will Make Your Day by emeraldknytt(m): 12:25pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
I'm still waiting on how this is gonna make my day  |
| Re: Funniest Teacher And Student's Jokes Of 2015 That Will Make Your Day by chakwa: 1:00pm On Jan 26, 2016 |
Teacher: (pointing to chellini with ruler), Class, what should i do to the fool at the end of this ruler. Chellini: which end? 1 Like |
| Re: Funniest Teacher And Student's Jokes Of 2015 That Will Make Your Day by sketcherJ(op): 8:34pm On May 11, 2020 |
emeraldknytt:maybe your day can't be made. Hehehe. After 4 years |
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