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QueenValerie:
Then neither are you.

Cutehector:
lol we lying to each other den

QueenValerie:
So tell me.

Cutehector:
ladies first, remember

QueenValerie:
You gon keep draggin' this out,ain't ya?
In all honesty I'd do these things if I where in love and out of love.
My "mumu" button = bein' in love and loving
Your turn.

Cutehector:
lol nice try Delilah.

OK so mine is wehn she does keep in touch wid me, like urm calling often, visits.

Nice try...nice try? I was bein' honest Hector.
Really,call you?
But any ol body can do that.It don't push your mumu button then.

QueenValerie:
Nice try...nice try? I was bein' honest Hector.
Really,call you?
But any ol body can do that.It don't push your mumu button then.

Cutehector:
lol u hav no idea, am very serious.

I mentioned call often... just call to knw hw am doin, den u"l be a darling to me. Ah told u little things get me tripping, didn't I?

No wonder you were reluctant ta tell.
You need ta protect your mumu button Hector, or any ol woman'll have you goin'.
Or is it you have a combination of mumu buttons one must push?

QueenValerie:
No wonder you were reluctant ta tell.
You need ta protect your mumu button Hector, or any ol woman'll have you goin'.
Or is it you have a combination of mumu buttons one must push?

Cutehector:
lol and I forgot, she has to be pretty with a good character.


Lol i"d only make it very easy for her if I like her. Buh if she"s got hidden intentions, maybe urm tryn ta come close to me cuz of money, and I find out, she is toast!.

Yikes! Toast.
Well you are in engeineerin',but I think you'll be okay.
Pretty? I shoulda known.I'm kiddin'

QueenValerie:
Yikes! Toast.
Well you are in engeineerin',but I think you'll be okay.
Pretty? I shoulda known.I'm kiddin'

Cutehector:
oh yeah.. so tell me, wah u been up to lately?

Haha.What is the "Oh yeah " for?
Well I took my "lazy butt" and machine washed clothes on Monday an the bed spread yesterday.
An let me tell you that bein' "lazy " an washin' by machine was so efficient that I was able ta clean the bathroom at the same time ? ....I know,ain't it a wonder? These modern conveniences.

QueenValerie:
Haha.What is the "Oh yeah " for?
Well I took my "lazy butt" and machine washed clothes on Monday an the bed spread yesterday.
An let me tell you that bein' "lazy " an washin' by machine was so efficient that I was able ta clean the bathroom at the same time ? ....I know,ain't it a wonder? These modern conveniences.

Cutehector:
hahahahahahahaha so u were thinking abt it all day! Babe ah was only messing wit ya head, lol who doesn't like modern conveniences?
Good thing ya knw ya lazy.. lazzy ass

Ah think yu"d make a Berra housewife

2 days actually.
An I wouldn't be a good housewife Hector, I burn nearly everthin' I cook.
The smoke alarm had ta be took down ta keep it from goin' off.

QueenValerie:
2 days actually.
An I wouldn't be a good housewife Hector, I burn nearly everthin' I cook.
The smoke alarm had ta be took down ta keep it from goin' off.

Cutehector:
lol u dant hav ta worry, i"d urm employ a maid instead

A maid?...Did you see my comments on that "my husband cheated with tha maid" thread?

QueenValerie:
A maid?...Did you see my comments on that "my husband cheated with ta maid" thread?

Cutehector:
lol and I wrote sometime earlier to yhu dah u shouldn't worry, she will be an aged female maid. Someone Nad as sexy as yhu

You did didn't you?
That's why you we're wearin' that emoj smile? Yes?
You terror.
An I don't need a older maid but a *faithful* dude.
Sides, I'm toooo much

QueenValerie:
You did didn't you?
That's why you we're wearin' that emoj smile? Yes?
You terror.
An I don't need a older maid but a *faithful* dude.
Sides, I'm toooo much

Cutehector:
and a faithful dude like me needs a wife dah can cook..

Welp,get ta lookin

QueenValerie:
Welp,get ta lookin

Cutehector:
lol cmon, u could learn, can't u?

Could,yes. Will I,probably not. What happened ta the maid?

QueenValerie:
Could,yes. Will I,probably not. What happened ta the maid?

Cutehector:
lol I just want u to learn dats all.... guys adore ladies who can cook a lot more Dan those who just pretty

Well..........
....I don't care what they adore!
I'll have em adorin' me. ,even without knowin' how ta cook.

QueenValerie:
Well..........
....I don't care what they adore!
I'll have em adorin' me. ,even without knowin' how ta cook.

Cutehector:
how do you intend achieving that?

Well I'll make him drunk with Love.
An if that fails, I'll put on a pretty dress,order takeout,invite him over an tell him I cooked for us

QueenValerie:
Well I'll make him drunk with Love.
An if that fails, I'll put on a pretty dress,order takeout,invite him over an tell him I cooked for us

Cutehector:
ya mischievious! and a very very bad girl

I know

QueenValerie:
I know

Cutehector:
is dat all? If u have other conditions just begin to tell me nw

1.You must obey me,forget what you've been told about the man bein' the head--- I rule!
2.There will be lots of travel. I'm a bit nomadic an want ta see the world.
3.There must be lots of *** ....Lots!
4.We must have a mini pet sheep or goat.

QueenValerie:

1.You must obey me forget what you've been told about the man bein' the head--- I rule!
2.There will be lots of travel. I'm a bit nomadic an want ta see the world.
3.There must be lost of *** ....Lots!
4.We must have a mini pet sheep or goat.

Cutehector:
urm, I dnt think I agree totally with number one. You will only have a chance to rule in bed.

2. I like adventure so dats gona be ok.

3: loool. Of course

4. Do u hav fetish for herbivores?