₦airaland Forum

In replying TEEMAKAGU, I lunched page 723. I dedicate it to you Teema. You're surely a blessing

teemakagu:
tnx dearie

Most welcome.
Do you stay maid?

kle4d:
Am I the only one from the University of Benin who has seen his name??

Abi we no dey here??

Na only me waka come??

Caam down... Them dae sleep, e go shock you say una dae here.

Munpark:
Okay that's good news... Had my I.T also in 2014 but ITF never flash sef. Which school did you graduate from please?

ABU.

LauraNicky:
I'm good, hope u r too.

Yeah.. I'm splendid. Thanks for asking.

MissOyin:
Congrats to everyone who saw their names
#TeamOAU
#TeamUnilag
#TeamUniport
#TeamUnizik

Thanks dear #TeamUnizik

#TeamUnizik#

LogoDWhiz:
Just for laughs!


CORPER: who is d president of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: (they all chorused) lamido sunusi !
CORPER: correct ! Who is d minister of defence?
Children: Asari dokubo !
Corper: good! Wat is d capital city of Nigeria?
Children: Enugu !
Corper: vry good! Who composed d national anthem?
Children: D-banj !
Corper: Excellent, wat do u call people frm moscow?
Children: mosquitoes!
Corper: perfect! How much is 2+5?
Children: 25 !
Corper: that's great! You 're going to be stupid like this untill ur govt pays me my Allawee!.... Lol....Good Evening

....wicked corper, lmao!

Kbs468:
JUST A REMINDER



REQUIREMENTS FOR REGISTRATION/MOBILIZATION OF GRADUATES

This is to inform all prospective corps members, i.e. Nigerians who have graduated from Universities and Mono/Polytechnics both at home and abroad that the NYSC On-line registration portal will be opened from Monday 8th February to Sunday 28th February, 2016 to enable them register for the 2016 Batch ‘A’ mobilization.
In order to ensure a seamless registration, prospective corps members are to note the following for strict compliance:

1. The Website address is any of the following:

i. www.nysc.gov.ng

ii. www.nysc.org.ng

iii. www.portal.nysc.org.ng

2. Prospective Corps members should ensure that they have functional e-mail addresses that they can access and Nigerian (GSM) telephone numbers with which to register.

3. Locally trained prospective Corps members are expected to use correct Matriculation numbers to register

4. For locally-trained graduates, only those whose names appear in the Senate/Academic Board Approved Result lists submitted by their Institutions will have access to the register on the NYSC portal.

5. Foreign-trained prospective corps members should ensure that their Institutions are accredited. Where in doubt, it is their responsibility to approach Federal Ministry of Education for verification. The letter of verification must be uploaded during registration.

6. Those who graduated from Institutions outside Nigeria, (Foreign-trained graduates), are to visit the NYSC portal, register and upload the following documents:
i. West African School Certificate(WASC) (with not less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings) or its equivalent; or General Certificate of Education (GCE O’ Level) (with not less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings) or its equivalent; or NECO (with not less than 5 Credits at 2 sittings) or its equivalent; or High School Diploma or its equivalent.
ii. First Degree or Higher National Diploma (HND) Certificate (Second Degree or Ph.D not necessary).
iii. Transcript of the first Degree or HND.
iv. International travelling Passport showing data page and date of departure for the course of study.

7. It is the responsibility of the prospective corps members who studied in non-English speaking countries to get their Certificates and Transcripts translated into English language before uploading.

8. All graduates of Medicine, Veterinary Medicine, Physiotheraphy, Radiology, Optometry, Medical Laboratory Science and Pharmacy are expected to have their Certificates of Registration with their professional bodies. Payment receipts are not acceptable.

9. Unlike in the past, Foreign-trained graduates should NOT visit NYSC Headquarters, Abuja for verification of their documents. This exercise will now be done at the Orientation Camps. They should simply print their call-up letters on-line and report at the Orientation camps in their States of deployment, but should come to the camp with the original documents they uploaded for verification.

10. Anybody who presents any fake document will be demobilized and decamped.

11. Prospective corps members should ensure that Passport photographs used meet the following specifications:
i. Ensure your face (eyes, nose, ears, mouth and jaw) is fully shown without bending
ii. Ensure the picture fills the frame and centralized
iii. Ensure the Photo background is white or off-white with no shadow.

12. On no account should prospective corps members register by PROXY. They should also remember the fingers used for their biometric capturing as these will be used for verification at the orientation camps. Those who cannot be verified with their biometric at the orientation camp will not be registered.

13. Only prospective corps members who want their call-up numbers sent to them through SMS and wish to PRINT their call-up letters on-line are expected to pay the sum of Three Thousand Naira (N3,000.00) (see NYSC Portal on how to make payment).

14. Prospective Corps members who do not want to pay the N3,000.00 have the option of going to their schools to collect their call-up numbers and call-up letters.

15. All prospective corps members who paid for the online registration before but were not mobilized need not pay again.

16. Married female prospective corps members (whether locally or foreign-trained) should upload copies of their marriage Certificates, evidence of Change of name and their husbands’ place of domicile during registration.

17. The orientation camp is highly not ideal for pregnant and nursing mothers. Prospective corps members in this categoriy are therefore to note that they will not be accommodated.

18. Prospective corps members who graduated from Institutions located in the following Geo-Political Zones with challenges related to mobilization should contact the following Telephone Numbers between 8th and 27th February, 2016:

i. North Central - 08092142614

ii. North East - 08102790538

iii. North West - 08092142661

iv. South East - 09038034460

v. South West - 07019190810

vi. South South - 08092142616

19. All Part-time graduates are expected to register online and wait for collection of their Letter of Exclusion at their various Institutions. For those willing to print the Letter of Exclusion online, this can be done on payment of Three Thousand Naira (N3, 000.00) only.

20. PLEASE NOTE THAT ONCE THE PORTAL IS CLOSED ON SUNDAY, 28TH FEBRUARY 2016, THERE WILL BE NO FURTHER REGISTRATION.

Management

3. Locally trained prospective Corps members are expected to use correct Matriculation numbers to register
Pls, does d bolded mean that we don't need jamb no for d registration? This one they had to mention matric no and leaving out d seemingly important one.
Is like God has already taken care of my worry... Baba Modupe o!

Cc:
LogoDwhiz
Kbs468
Amodu
Armynu

LogoDWhiz:
Okay! I'm ready to help.
But you'll have to help me too.

I need your state of origin, state where you schooled.


And the list of states you have an affinity for. States you like!

alrit.... state of origin: Oyo
state where I schooled: ondo
let's say I like Ogun state, Rivers,fct, Lagos.
tanx in advance

mschubby:
congrats girlfriend

thanks dear

spixytinxy:
na so ooo, thank u

Are you going with me?

Madamspeaker:
Finally, Unizik uploads... So happy to see my records. Let the preparation continue

congratulations

Oyehomie:
Ooooook......na sent4rina b dat i guess....alryt congratulosun oooo...

Bro wetin i do nw? Ar u going with us na Enugu sure pass.

Sent4rina:
Are you going with me?

yes ooooo, osun abi?

Gud morning my beautiful people....
please is it every name that appear on d school Senate approved list are going for batch A16?

secondly, my name Was on d approved list but is not on d nysc portal how can I go about it or am I for batch B16?

And again a friend name was spelt correct on d approved list but misspelled on nysc portal, please help me out. thank u.

Zhul001:
I missed last two batches oooooo, walahi if anything happen, I will sue that foolish school.

Hmm.Now I understand ur anger and d reason y u av been cursing them.Seriously dey no try.At least they shud mobilize d previous pple dah av nt yet serve na even if they never get our own tym.Infact they shud mobilize all available PCMs.I wish i understand wah there problem is.Later they wil say 'Abusites are naturally ahead!' Is dis how 2 b naturally ahead? wen our mates ar servin and we ar sitting at home like Watchman! Me I tire o.

LogoDWhiz:
Blizzydodo,

As I see ur name, dodo just dey do me chop

PRESIDO, YOU GO LIKE BETTER THING EEEHH

Oyehomie:
Hey that's gud news...weldone.. unlike spixytinxy wey won use one stone kill two birds on a rope.

lol, if i catch u ehn, u, mk sure say u go ur cassava farm today ooo

spixytinxy:
yes ooooo, osun abi?

Lol. Osun bawo, na Enugu i dey talk jare.

LogoDWhiz:
Just for laughs!


CORPER: who is d president of Nigeria?
CHILDREN: (they all chorused) lamido sunusi !
CORPER: correct ! Who is d minister of defence?
Children: Asari dokubo !
Corper: good! Wat is d capital city of Nigeria?
Children: Enugu !
Corper: vry good! Who composed d national anthem?
Children: D-banj !
Corper: Excellent, wat do u call people frm moscow?
Children: mosquitoes!
Corper: perfect! How much is 2+5?
Children: 25 !
Corper: that's great! You 're going to be stupid like this untill ur govt pays me my Allawee!.... Lol....Good Evening

So funny!

wittyemi:
Most probably your school didn't meet up with NYSC Deadline to upload her senate approved result in 2015,so they have just uploaded on that day you saw on your record. they sure approved your result in 2015 that was why you could get cleared and was issued your SOR,BUT YOUR SCHOOL Was unable to upload.

tnx alot paddi, cleared

Good morning everyone!!!



For those dt are still waiting to see thier names, today is your day!!!
Amen somborysombory

Blissful morning to oll PCMs, new on board. Ah rep Fedpolynas A16

Please for some us who may not be going to our various institutions to collect the call up letter, how do we make the payment? I need information on this.

Oyehomie:
I am genuinely sorry...i av actually forgotten dat Spixytinxy Madam are actually friends, nd dat dey mst av had there ways of tapping into even "Whispered" conversations... dat is to tell u Minister of Information in person of kbs468's roof top is licking. Even though it's dry season now but d whole room is flooded.

Hehehe, c jealousy oooo, no biggy if u want to b our frnd so dat u can join us in gossiping. Lol

Good morning

Please is Orientation camp visible by march because of the march 28 easter date. Thanks
#TeamKadpoly

AdaigboNelo:
still on the SoR, afta submiting those documents to them,how long will it take b4 the stuff would be given to me?


cc: izuoff

They will give it to you immediately.

Sent4rina:
Lol. Osun bawo, na Enugu i dey talk jare.

na, enugu na my second choice, na me nd jamesdman dey go d same way. Justified19 go come join us

dominion92:
Oops
I know all things work together for good and to them that are called according to his purpose. Relax, it is going to be for your glorification. You need to get busy

I'm missing you already.

Don't worry I owe you a warm embrace

Fear not, my Armynu understands

Its okay.

SexySapphire:
As I don see my name #GODWIN. @Bolagabriella, I've seen it. Thanks dearie

Congratulations dear, told you its a matter of time.

adusco:
Finally, they have released the much anticipated list on NYSC portal.



TeamOAU

Congrats mate.

IghravweIG:
The Deputy senate president.

Your Honour Sir,
Following your request to present the names of ministerial nominees to your esteemed office.
Here are the nominees.
Dominion92(wifey to the Vice president, Armynu)
MissOyin (wifey to the honourable senator, Amodu)
Adding to the list is shammak(Former MrA16)
Sign:
Senator IghravweIG.
Cc
Kuchikau (Deputy President of the senate)

Didn't know my swty was nominated. Congrats dominion92.