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A Nairalander Needs Your Urgent Help..!!! by olimeh13(op): 7:36am On Jan 28, 2016
Dear friends... Please I need your help....
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I want to fry egg & potato for breakfast, which oil should I use..? ENGINE OIL? GREASE? or CRUDE OIL?
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I am in the kitchen now and I need your urgent response ASAP... Thanks..
Re: A Nairalander Needs Your Urgent Help..!!! by RobinHez(m): 7:37am On Jan 28, 2016
Use all 3 cry

Re: A Nairalander Needs Your Urgent Help..!!! by olimeh13(op): 7:44am On Jan 28, 2016
RobinHez:
Use all 3 cry
Help a brother please...
Re: A Nairalander Needs Your Urgent Help..!!! by myners007: 7:47am On Jan 28, 2016
You truly need help. I would recommend that you see a shrink at Uselu for immediate medical attention.
Re: A Nairalander Needs Your Urgent Help..!!! by olimeh13(op): 7:49am On Jan 28, 2016
myners007:
You truly need help. I would recommend that you see a shrink at Uselu for immediate medical attention.
I am OK.. Just need to eat this morning
Re: A Nairalander Needs Your Urgent Help..!!! by Donald3d(m): 7:51am On Jan 28, 2016
olimeh13:
Dear friends... Please I need your help....
.
I want to fry egg & potato for breakfast, which oil should I use..? ENGINE OIL? GREASE? or CRUDE OIL?
.
I am in the kitchen now and I need your urgent response ASAP... Thanks..
just add petrol to make it sweeter
Re: A Nairalander Needs Your Urgent Help..!!! by myners007: 7:52am On Jan 28, 2016
olimeh13:
I am OK.. Just need to eat this morning
Its obvious that you are not okay because if you decide to prepare your meal with any of these oil i bet ya will definitely wanna ..............
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