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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Danhumprey: 6:43pm On Jan 29, 2016
Dadehmola:
Ibime seems to be the Elampiro version of this thread - he seems to have this penchant for "arguing with everybody", no matter how Ridiculous the argument is...

Small time now, e go say "we no know ball" grin grin
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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Kulkennys(m): 7:08pm On Jan 29, 2016
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Thanks in anticipation
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by coded01: 7:48pm On Jan 29, 2016
sleekdot:
We dey do Egbeda-Ipaja association residents ni. You cant join because na only igbo you dey come smoke for our area

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 7:55pm On Jan 29, 2016
Nihilist:
My friend, stop talking rubbish...

You've been given articles from reputable sites and multiple video compilations. Even Fifa 16 sees Modric having a higher Vision stat than KDB.

Yet you keep shouting numbers up and down...I hope you know Xavi has only 66 career assists in 17 seasons for Barcelona. He too must be as blind as a bat...at least according to you.
Nigga Xavi had a run of years of assisting double figures. One season he assisted either 17 or 23 goals. Cant remember. Im on train.

Modric has never assisted more than 9 goals in his career. Almost every year he assists 4 or 5.

Modric would sell his grandmother to have KDBs vision.

Every ninja would give reason why they cant assist until a nigga with vision join their club and start assisting double figures.

Na so Modric fans talk say he is only assisting 4 or 5 goals at Tottenham because na Spurs and if he come to Chelsea he will assist double figures. Even better he went to Madrid and still putting up disgraceful no of assists.

At Spurs, VDV came and started producing instantly. In the same Spurs. They even had to push Modric back into CM due to lack of productivity.

If Modric goes to Man City today, fan boys will start giving us stories why he cant assist. Something KDB is finding like water.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 8:36pm On Jan 29, 2016
Ibime:
Nigga Xavi had a run of years of assisting double figures. One season he assisted either 17 or 23 goals. Cant remember. Im on train.

Modric has never assisted more than 9 goals in his career. Almost every year he assists 4 or 5.

Modric would sell his grandmother to have KDBs vision.

Every ninja would give reason why they cant assist until a nigga with vision join their club and start assisting double figures.

Na so Modric fans talk say he is only assisting 4 or 5 goals at Tottenham because na Spurs and if he come to Chelsea he will assist double figures. Even better he went to Madrid and still putting up disgraceful no of assists.

At Spurs, VDV came and started producing instantly. In the same Spurs. They even had to push Modric back into CM due to lack of productivity.

If Modric goes to Man City today, fan boys will start giving us stories why he cant assist. Something KDB is finding like water.
Xavi had 66 career assists over his 17 year spell in the Barca first team. That's less than 4 assists per season. Xavi lacks vision according to your terrible logic.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 9:06pm On Jan 29, 2016
Nihilist:
Xavi had 66 career assists over his 17 year spell in the Barca first team. That's less than 4 assists per season. Xavi lacks vision according to your terrible logic.
Xavi came to prominence in 2007 and disappeared after 2013.

Before that Xavi sat often for Deco. After 2013, his ankle problems and age restrictred him to a bit part role.

Without even checking I can promise you 85-90% of his assists were in those 6 years.

He was a double figure nigga in those years, even hitting 17 assists or so one year as I said.

Now tell me when Modric assisted more than 9 goals.

That nigga be assisting ghosts cos no human being is scoring for his passes.

When I reach house in 2 or 3 hours, I will put together a compilation of first time passes from Lampard alone to show you niggas the type of split second assists Im talking about.Most of them first time passes that dont even require more than one touch of the ball.

That compilation of those type of passes alone would be more voluminous than the total in Modrics career.

That dude aint no killer that makes things happen in the final third. Nigga cant even hit 10 assists in his career. Spits.

Modric had 2 years to make AM position his own at Spurs. He failed because he is not a killer. So they had to draft a killer like VDV to get the job done.

Modric is a good player who controls midfield very well. One of the best. This is not a debate about who is the best midfielder. This is a debate about which niggas have the split second vision and urgency to get the job done and unsettle an opponent defence with first time passes to set strikers free. Dont compare him to killers!
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 9:37pm On Jan 29, 2016
Ibime:
Nigga Xavi had a run of years of assisting double figures. One season he assisted either 17 or 23 goals. Cant remember. Im on train.

Modric has never assisted more than 9 goals in his career. Almost every year he assists 4 or 5.

Modric would sell his grandmother to have KDBs vision.

Every ninja would give reason why they cant assist until a nigga with vision join their club and start assisting double figures.

Na so Modric fans talk say he is only assisting 4 or 5 goals at Tottenham because na Spurs and if he come to Chelsea he will assist double figures. Even better he went to Madrid and still putting up disgraceful no of assists.

At Spurs, VDV came and started producing instantly. In the same Spurs. They even had to push Modric back into CM due to lack of productivity.

If Modric goes to Man City today, fan boys will start giving us stories why he cant assist. Something KDB is finding like water.
See Xavi's stats from 2009. Now is he visionless based on these numbers? Yes or No?

Simple answer please

Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nobody: 9:41pm On Jan 29, 2016
bigkesh:
They are both very strong in their beliefs... Good luck trying to change their Opinions
But they are also very very good and always have a good point except when Elampiro just receives his monthly allowance from Rooney ..

I think its the way they try to prove their point that is kinda funny.....
E.G- Ibime trying to back up his point with Modric's poor assist figures
Lool! No matter of stats, facts or words can be enough to change their stance once their minds are made up.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by bigkesh(m): 9:44pm On Jan 29, 2016
Remy fee agreed.......Let the flushing begin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
Nihilist:
See Xavi's stats from 2009. Now is he visionless based on these numbers? Yes or No?

Simple answer please
I know Maths isnt your strong point as you have proved in the past.

Get your calculator out and show me where he posted single digit assists bar 1 year from 2009-2013. Thats without Copa Del Rey stats sef. You just proved my point nigga.

When you are finished, show me a single season with double digit assist from Modric.

Even on crutches and on bench in 2015, he still outassisted Modric in the league!! grin
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Nihilist: 10:22pm On Jan 29, 2016
Ibime:
I know Maths isnt your strong point as you have proved in the past.

Get your calculator out and show me where he posted single digit assists bar 1 year from 2009-2013. Thats without Copa Del Rey stats sef. You just proved my point nigga.

When you are finished, show me a single season with double digit assist from Modric.

Even on crutches and on bench in 2015, he still outassisted Modric in the league!! grin
Are you blind or dyslexic?

Did you not see the stats posted?
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Griffon: 10:28pm On Jan 29, 2016
IB free this argument abeg. Stats lie and will continue to lie.

That on paper Modric sucks in assists doesn't mean he's visionless. You don play footie, i am still knocking the round leather game, you and I know quite well that Modric has what it takes to deliver that killer first time pass and assist players.

If this is Oscar you're talking about, I go kuku shush but man this is Luka Modric we're talking about - a talented wizard.
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:49pm On Jan 29, 2016
Griffon:
IB free this argument abeg. Stats lie and will continue to lie.

That on paper Modric sucks in assists doesn't mean he's visionless. You don play footie, i am still knocking the round leather game, you and I know quite well that Modric has what it takes to deliver that killer first time pass and assist players.

If this is Oscar you're talking about, I go kuku shush but man this is Luka Modric we're talking about - a talented wizard.
Next time I mention Lampard and first time vision, don't ever cheapen the skill by mentioning Modric
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:51pm On Jan 29, 2016
[size=15pt]I'm about to finish Modric whole career catalogue of assists in Lampard FIRST-TIME ASSISTS only.

Warning - If you have cheap China phone, log off now!
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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by diggz: 11:55pm On Jan 29, 2016
Ibime:
[size=15pt]I'm about to finish Modric whole career catalogue of assists in Lampard FIRST-TIME ASSISTS only.

[b]Warning - If you have cheap China phone, log off now!
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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 11:56pm On Jan 29, 2016
Wait make I learn how to embed gif first I dey come. . .
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:15am On Jan 30, 2016
Exhibit 1 – The beauty of simplicity. . . phuck your first touch. . .


https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/1-29-2016/bNWa6-.gif
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:17am On Jan 30, 2016
Exhibit 2 – First touch is so unnecessary. . . .

https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/1-29-2016/-jGYgW.gif
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:19am On Jan 30, 2016
Exhibit 3 – Phuck I need a first touch for?


https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/1-29-2016/7N53Vz.gif
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:20am On Jan 30, 2016
Exhibit 4 – What will first touch achieve here?

https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/1-29-2016/eZSVMa.gif
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:22am On Jan 30, 2016
Exhibit 5 – First time assist. . . . no dulling. . .

https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/1-29-2016/iwljDG.gif
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:23am On Jan 30, 2016
Exhibit 6 – Young man shall dream dream and old man shall see VISION. . .

https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/1-29-2016/r6b3ay.gif
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:25am On Jan 30, 2016
Exhibit 7 – Seeing the whole pitch instantly. . . .

https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/1-29-2016/tadaXt.gif
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:26am On Jan 30, 2016
Exhibit 8Griffon Nigga Please!. . . . this is what we talk about when we say first-time vision. . .


https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/1-29-2016/6_MS7m.gif
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:28am On Jan 30, 2016
Exhibit 9 – Straight Kill. . . .

https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/1-29-2016/sJ1tDB.gif
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:28am On Jan 30, 2016
Exhibit 10 – What do you know about 1st time vision?


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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:30am On Jan 30, 2016
Exhibit 11 – Why waste time controlling this ball?


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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:31am On Jan 30, 2016
Exhibit 12 – Oscar would have started controlling the ball and looking at his feet here, ready to dribble


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Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:32am On Jan 30, 2016
Exhibit 13 – What do you know about football?


https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/1-29-2016/wsKA13.gif
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m):
Exhibit 14 – This is why a ninja with near 200 assists should not be compared in vision to a ninja who satisfies himself with 4 assists a season

https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/1-29-2016/z86hha.gif
Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by Ibime(m): 12:36am On Jan 30, 2016
Exhibit 15 – First-time vision GOD!!!

https://cdn.makeagif.com/media/1-29-2016/J3v43g.gif
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