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| Dear Nairalanders Im So Confused,please What Does This Mean? by Toks2008(op): 11:12am On Jan 30, 2016*. Modified: 12:24pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Last night, while I was drinking the garri i kept in the kitchen for about a week,a small rat at the corner of my room was looking at me and shaking it's head. Please what does it mean? cus I woke up this morning just thinking about it. Lalasticlala abeg help me ask nairalanders. |
| Re: Dear Nairalanders Im So Confused,please What Does This Mean? by SUPERPACK: 11:31am On Jan 30, 2016 |
it means that ur own don finish. even poor rat d pity u |
| Re: Dear Nairalanders Im So Confused,please What Does This Mean? by EEZe(m): 11:42am On Jan 30, 2016 |
SUPERPACK: the rat was surprised and had pity on you |
| Re: Dear Nairalanders Im So Confused,please What Does This Mean? by Ishilove: 12:01pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Toks2008:.
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| Re: Dear Nairalanders Im So Confused,please What Does This Mean? by Adesiji77: 12:02pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
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| Re: Dear Nairalanders Im So Confused,please What Does This Mean? by Toks2008(op): 12:55pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
EEZe:lol..not funny o |
| Re: Dear Nairalanders Im So Confused,please What Does This Mean? by KzY(f): 2:47pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Coz it's a week old food, so the rat was expecting you to throw or thrash it out, Please be kind to animals too. ![]() |
| Re: Dear Nairalanders Im So Confused,please What Does This Mean? by Toks2008(op): 5:56pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Toks2008:Abi the rat dey pity me cos i dey drink garri wey im don put mouth? |
| Re: Dear Nairalanders Im So Confused,please What Does This Mean? by Omotayor123(f): 6:06pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Is the OP really Toks tell me datz not true BTW, the Rat be like :RIP boss ![]() |
| Re: Dear Nairalanders Im So Confused,please What Does This Mean? by Toks2008(op): 7:35pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Omotayor123:lol |
| Re: Dear Nairalanders Im So Confused,please What Does This Mean? by Toks2008(op): 7:38pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Toks2008:Hmmm,Dem say lassa fever don dey garri after I buy half bag for house...I come say make I test am if na tru,I soak garri put milk inside come give my dog Bingo ,make him first test am. 45mins later, bingo still dey waka, dey jolly. Nai i drink my own. After i don drink am finish, my gateman run come tel me say bingo don die, hey! I run enter house, begin drink full gallon of palm oil for my belle, chop 22 bitter kola wit 3 long bitter leaf stem, chop walnuts with the shell no time to crack, swallow moringa with aloe vera as treatment combo. Garlic and onions be like sweet for my mouth. I come dey sweat as if na oven be my bedroom. I dey think say my life don finish. I come outside. Nai my gate man com they tell me say the driver wey kill bingo wan come beg me! If na u, wetin u go do the gate man? |
| Re: Dear Nairalanders Im So Confused,please What Does This Mean? by goodygallant(f): 8:57pm On Jan 30, 2016 |
Toks2008:hahahaha... lmao, so u dey fear death lyk dis |
| Re: Dear Nairalanders Im So Confused,please What Does This Mean? by missingrib(f): 12:15pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
Omotayor123:it kinda seem strange being him the ops... |
| Re: Dear Nairalanders Im So Confused,please What Does This Mean? by Ism4b(m): 12:20pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
u don expire b dat na lassa over over ![]() |
| Re: Dear Nairalanders Im So Confused,please What Does This Mean? by Toks2008(op): 1:37pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
missingrib:That is the humour side to toks lol! I no be gadaffi nah |
| Re: Dear Nairalanders Im So Confused,please What Does This Mean? by AmaechiLinus(m): 1:55pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
IT MEANS THAT THE RAT HAS POISON THE GARRI WITH LASSA VIRUS...LOL |
| Re: Dear Nairalanders Im So Confused,please What Does This Mean? by Sammyashol(m): 11:05pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
Toks2008:Nothing bro, the rat is just bidding you farewell. Till will meet again. Lol |
| Re: Dear Nairalanders Im So Confused,please What Does This Mean? by mayortm001(m): 11:19pm On Feb 01, 2016 |
it was looking u taking in Lassa. |
| Re: Dear Nairalanders Im So Confused,please What Does This Mean? by Trojan2010: 1:27am On Feb 02, 2016 |
as silly as it sounds.....it got lollllingg |
| Re: Dear Nairalanders Im So Confused,please What Does This Mean? by phintohlar(f): 8:13am On Feb 17, 2016 |
Toks2008:exactly. Na wetin me sef wan talk b dat or maybe hin don shit there,abeg shey u don go see doc sha cos of LASA oh? I can't shout abeg |
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the rat was surprised and had pity on you