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Far removed from the opulence of Aso Rock, Dame Patience Jonathan, former First Lady of Nigeria, has been off the radar, leading a rather lowkey life by her standards in Otueke, Bayelsa.

The Wife of former president Goodluck Jonathan, popularly called Mama Peace, has curiously not joined her husband as he tours the world receiving awards. We caught up with her at the family home in Bayelsa where we discussed Life outside the spotlight, Politics and moves for the future.

FNN: Your exelle....

PEJ: No, just call me mama Peace.

FNN: Mama Peace, how have you managed to stay away from the news for this long?

PEJ: My brother, its God. I am just happy to be alive, me and my husband and children.

FNN: so what has Mama Peace been up to?

PEJ: I have been going classes to get my Ph.D. I cannot allow only Ebele to be answering Doctor in the house *laughter ensues*

FNN: do you miss life in Aso Rock?

PEJ: I cannot tell you lie, I miss it. But to God be the Glory, in 2019 I will be back there

FNN: Wow! Does President Goodluck intend to run again?

PEJ: Noo, not Ebele. Me

FNN: Wow Wow Wow

PEJ: yes O my brother. I have been looking Tele and seeing what Hilary is doing in America. If she can contest, I will contest. Man have been ruling our country since 1960, but look at us. Suffer suffer everywhere.

FNN: So you fancy your chances of becoming president? Do you think you have the CV?

PEJ: Did Obasanjo have CV?

FNN: Valid point.

PEJ: look, this our country have mature to have a Woman President. Hilary that is contesting, does she have two head? The woman in Liberia does she have 2 head?

FNN: But Mama Peace, do you think you have the requisite political clout?

PEJ: I have requisite, I have deposit. Go and look at Wike in Port Harcourt. I will not say more than that. Those wey know know *laughter*

FNN: Well it's been a pleasure interviewing you Ma. Best of luck in your future endeavors.

PEJ: Thank you my brother. Greet your family for me.

Lol!

Oh. 9ja dn sufa

I will personally buy 'our fellow widows' nomination papers....

madam u go fail woefully, professor dia riss God oooooooo.

Kiikiiikiiiiii, broz u can lie oooo

Mama e yaf sufa 4 ya hand oooo

Lmao

Hahahahahha

Fake Nigeria News....

You got my VOTE!



Sai Mama Peace

Were you not our president from 2011-2015?

Were you not our president from 2011-2015? Gej was just a ghost worker

lol.. Madame Peace. Corruption go still plenty under her. I no vote abeg

coolitempa:
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I will personally buy 'our fellow widows' nomination papers.... [/s]

Bayo Olamilekan Adetunji close your smelly gaycum licking mouth for once.

hahahahahahahaha, it would have been from clueless to piglet

ArodeTsolaye:
Bayo Olamilekan Adetunji close your smelly gaycum licking mouth for once.

Chidi Amadi Collins....are you planning on being her running mate....Oponu radarada...

Mama peace if nothing nothing nothing! I will vote for you cuz of ur iron lady character. Madam u got my vote

I know this is satirical but Trump should have been substituted for Clinton. Someone plays the comical character.

I have said this before and I will have to say it again "una no sabi lie " PS. Consult me on your Lie coaching



of coz its FREE

What are friends for?

coolitempa:
Chidi Amadi Collins....are you planning on being her running mate....Oponu radarada...

ArodeTsolaye:
Bayo Olamilekan Adetunji close your smelly gaycum licking mouth for once.

Nothing pesin wey go see for Naija.
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watch and see,wailers will vote for her.

Her fellow widow.......

lmao. I can just imagine her saying that. as a matter of fact as I as reading through, I could hear her voice replying.

nice one op. very creative.

If she runs for presidency, i will gladly vote for her. Nigeria needs the magical touch of GEJ, even if it is by proxy

The title of the thread alone made me laugh uncontrollably.... Naija people sabi joke who,

The title of the thread alone made me laugh uncontrollably.... Naija people sabi joke ehh ,

PEJ will make a fine president dan buari dullard.

LOL Mama Peace

Dry joke.