Fraih:

Loll
Ehn, since you no dey go service again, e get one of my friends wey need to go on NYSC badly, But e be like say Doors don Shut for am, shey make I call am to swap with you?

LogoDWhiz:



Exactly the way I feel.

The rush isn't there again!

Na dem sabi!

CROBBOY:

HMMM That was a really interesting joke

Sent4rina:



whalai u don naughty finish..

Nahh, you know your friend's twinnie isnt
omoalhaja7 doesn't want to go for Service again, so up there was an alternative.

SC31:


Right now I wish I was 30 or proly a PT student, so that I'll just be exempted

CROBBOY:
Where are all those people strictly in need of NYSC matters and its ingredients, please ask all your questions now o!

Because if you don't, I am already activating my 'Romantic Mode' now that my Bae is almost falling asleep.

But come to think of it where is mschubby, spinxytinxy, MissOyin, Amodu, and others? I DEY HAIL O!

Fraih:

Nahh, you know your friend's twinnie isnt
omoalhaja7 doesn't want to go for Service again, so up there was an alternative.

SC31:

Lol my Mr romantic

Rukkyola

Sent4rina:
#909 dedicated to my rukkyola babe.




whalai u don naughty finish..

Rukkyola:
Abeg seriousness mode activated.I hav so many questions i wanto ask hea.
1.Hu ar doz dat are qualified 2 serve? Can't my 2yr old cousin serve?
2.must u do ur service in nigeria?
3.When is the senate approved list likely 2 b out.
4.Wen it comes out how wil i get it? Do dey sell it in d market?
5.Wat if mumcy says i shud not serve unko? Wil it affect my future?
6.Must i recieve my allawee wen am being paid?
7.Do i necessarily need my certificate or SOR in camp?
8.Must i go 2 d place of my PPA? can't i just stay 4 my moda shop?
9.Wil dea b free ride 2 my ppa
10.Can i possibly extend my service 2 over 10yrs if i lyk?
11.Y do pple fear 2 serve n d north? Dem dey kil person 4 dea
12.If khaki no reach me 4 service wat can i wea?
13.na tru say soldiers dey purnish pple if u misbehave?
14.Can i really meet my future husband during service?
15.Wat if i meet him and my sent4rina no gri make i mari am unko?
16.Do i need 2 cari fudstuff lyk water,rice,amala,indomie fufu and ko?
17.How many clot shud i cari wen i dey go? 10 box of clothes go do?
18.Na tru say na only white person dey wea evri day like ghost? Wat if e com de dirty unko?
19.am i allowed 2 take laptop,tv,stove,pot,radio and fone go camp?
20.Do dey allow juju in camp incase person wan snatch my husband?
Thank u so much 4 ur quick response.
Cc; sent4rina,Fraiser,justified10,CROBBOY,logoDWhiz,kbs468,fraih,sc31,Joan jane john dat is if u no dey vex 4 me,spixytinxy,bobolil,johndanny,armynu,Alhassanu,DTOBS,dchiefpriest,chiefololade,kil,shaq or marry cos i no remember ur name,miss oyin, and anybdy wey wanto chuk mouth buh pls no insult me abeg

justified10:
u dey chop? I no know o.

spinxytinxy, how ur jony

CROBBOY:


So talented at thinking ribs cracking silly things. Your comic nature NO GET PART TWO AROUND!

Rukkyola:

my love thank u so much fa! Buh wea u com run go nw wen intruders enter dis city.na bomb dem cari com.na only God almighty na im say make i sabi run.mayb i 4 don die by nw.and u knw sey na smal tin fit make me cry

Rukkyola:
**she was carried away by sleep while cryin bside her husband.She had not even slept for 4hrs,only 2 b awoken by d noise around d neighbourhood.This is very unsual.She is used 2 sleeping beautifully and wakin up hapily feelin d cool breeze of d city.She quickly got up,wonderin wat was wrong.She peeped 2ru d window & then realised dah indeed an intruder is n d city.Wat 4? she wonderedAfter so much enquiries,she found out it was all abou lov,lov,lov,play,play,play,romance,romance,romance,skip,skip,skip,arque,argue,argue,argue,fyt,fyt,fyt! and so on.
The government was no wea 2 b found.The trouble shooters had all disappeared.The citizens wea left alon 2 fend 4 themselves.Wat a terrible government!
She observed 4 smtym tinkin it was goin 2 b fun buh tinz got worsen.
Who kud d intruder b? She wondered.Could it b jombo jombo (double j)?
She later found out it was a female, joan jane john (triple j)
Hmm...she tuk a deep breath.Indeed dea must b some problems wit pple havin 'j' as dea initials.They don't seem 2 b d fun type.wat wil happen if a forple j enters d city? The city myt just burn down she answered hersef.The minister of information and dchiefpriest must b notified abou dis.No j shud b eva allowed into d 'Golden city' as named by her sent4rina.
She pulled up a tactic 2 calm d city down.But stil it was kul enof 2 her satisfaction.
She had no choice but 2 pack her belongings and travel out of d city.she visited d coolest place n America and thought of neva returnin 2 d Golden city.she changed her mind after rememberin her sent4rina wud really b hurt by doin dat.Now coming into d city,hopin dat d city wud b calm already.Buh dat was not d case!
The city was so ful dat she cud barely c tru d gate.she had 2 hang around by d gate.The noise n d city had bcom louder than it was wen she left.She wondered,cud dea b a forple j in d city nw.she tot of runin away.After so much enquiries,she realised dea was a gr8er problem in d city.
Now NYSC don fxck pple up.oma she o.she felt dissapointed.Buh wat kud she hav done 2 revert d situation? NOTHING! She answered hersef.
She percieved dah more visitors wud b visitin d 'GOLDEN CITY soon.
She said 2 hersef, it is beta u don't bring up love,love,love or play,play,play issue 2nyt if u don't wanto b eaten raw by the already angri citizens.**
Abeg o,NYSC don already f*ck ina up o.make ina answer my 20 questions o.Only d his excellency,LogoDWhiz don giv me beta ansa.i need more ansas 2 compare wit o.
*waitin patiently 2 hear 4rm d pple*

SC31:


Right now I wish I was 30 or proly a PT student, so that I'll just be exempted

Rukkyola:

intruders! Wea ar u al at nw? Na jejejejemi i dey hea o wey person don dey talk romance,romance,romance 4 my ear o.make ina beta cm nw wey they stil hea.me i can't fit alone wen they comot 4 hea

pweedyuz:

u did not even allow me land/
now u want to confuse me with sweet talks/
it won't work.

y am I even talking 2 u sef? ?
Im
we've separated, remember?

ND I'm sure you won't dare to forget my day nah...u know///

Fraiser:

7. U no need certificate or sor for camp, all u need to do is just to come see me make i sign autograph for ur cheek make you go show camp officials.

That got me really laughing! Fraiser ehn!

*******
kbs468, you have been unavoidably absent almost all day, I believe you are doing fine. I honestly miss reading fresh words from you.
Senator Amodu, Sure your Birth day went well. Are you Trying to say there is no cake for us in this Golden city

boboLIL:
Fraiser @ so sorry abeg... Hw went ur day?

SC31:


Right now I wish I was 30 or proly a PT student, so that I'll just be exempted

Rukkyola:

wch kain apologise? All d jay's wey i knw get 1 problem or d oda.Abi u neva hear of johnbull wey no sabi spel im name? Wat of 'jonny' wey just come unko? U neva c as pple dey laff am.u don watch jejili b4? U fit neva watch am.na film d guy just dey mess up and down.beta no allow me jist u abou 'j' 4 hea. Wit wetin i don experience i no fit name my pickin anytin 'j' o.Thank God say my sent4rina no b j. Betta go comot j 4 ur name if u want make i dey play wit u

LogoDWhiz:




Now, I don't think it will be right of me to answer you anymore.
Your husband will do justice to the questions!

Rukkyola:
'OYO' is also ur case dis nyt.

Rukkyola:

wch kain apologise? All d jay's wey i knw get 1 problem or d oda.Abi u neva hear of johnbull wey no sabi spel im name? Wat of 'jonny' wey just come unko? U neva c as pple dey laff am.u don watch jejili b4? U fit neva watch am.na film d guy just dey mess up and down.beta no allow me jist u abou 'j' 4 hea. Wit wetin i don experience i no fit name my pickin anytin 'j' o.Thank God say my sent4rina no b j. Betta go comot j 4 ur name if u want make i dey play wit u

boboLIL:
Kbs48 help us with the countdown...

Rukkyola:
'OYO' is also ur case dis nyt.

CROBBOY:
Where are all those people strictly in need of NYSC matters and its ingredients, please ask all your questions now o!

Because if you don't, I am already activating my 'Romantic Mode' now that my Bae is almost falling asleep.

But come to think of it where is mschubby, spinxytinxy, MissOyin, Amodu, and others? I DEY HAIL O!

Rukkyola:

ur excellency sir.Whisperin
*my husband no sabi buk na im make me neva ask am.i c say na only u knw bk 4 dis city daz y i com mit u. D rest no wan show sey dey b olodo na im make dem dodge my questions wit laughter.me i sha pity 4 dem.if they go bridge law 4 camp OYO is dea case o.dem dey shame 2 ask simple questions lyk dis

Fraiser:
rukkyola i don answer your question o