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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 12:12am On Feb 06, 2016
Kbs468:

Fraiser now seems to be a perfect comical fit and match for Rukkyola thus performing the nerves relieving job of your hubby and awaiting Minister of jokes and laughter-Shammak already especially at this trying time of ours in Golden City.

like you righly said, I was sagaciously 'unavoidably absent' but I believe that the precedent bug to that suffix have been completely overwhelmed, outrunned and outgunned to death already.

sure I'm fine now and as you can see from my ability to post again

Aww! I guess it's another confirmation of the fact that the targeted goals of our founding fathers are being Met again and again just as acknowledged in the recent past by both bolagabriella and Alhassanu not to talk of those b4 then.

I suppose the invited guests were busy disecting amodu's attention and I sure believe that all of us would advise him to look in their direction b4 they cut him to pieces
oga na nw u dey com? All off una wey dey represent dis our city na so so mumu and ode ina b.Abeg ina nominate me o i wan b d ist female president 4 dis city o so da i go help una put smtins in order.This city don baje finish 4 ina eye
i don open page,sign of say God don ansa my prayas
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Sent4rina: 12:12am On Feb 06, 2016
Kbs468:

Hahahaha.

Fraiser, justified19, LogoDWhiz, Fraih, CROBBOY, Spixytinxy, et al make una come see ooo

Sent4rina, abeg your wife is caught up in her own cobwebs here oo.

No wonder all naija comedians still they honour and hold Ali Baba in high esteem.

I know that many of you are confused about where I am heading to already.

But justified19 would clear up any mix up you fail to understand anyway.

still laughing away my thing

Pls let my rukkyola be o..
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 12:12am On Feb 06, 2016
Rukkyola:

lol! Beta no let me change my mind nw.na whu b ss3? Na primary 5 u 4 call her.SC31 and CROBBOY com & c dis o.person wanto steal ur wife 4rm u o.beta start 2 de com nw
alakoba ni babe yi..

na u call me to com marry wife, na u call husband to com catch me...

u no b gud friend.. I comfam am.



I am waiting for d bokoharams of dis city tomoro, we go kidnap u d way dem kidnap chibok girls.. that k God pressy don dey find work, he no go get tym to attend to d issue
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 12:13am On Feb 06, 2016
Fraih:

With the way you talk here Rukky, Ban is not far from you o. Your words are really funny But sometimes bullets. Not everyone has a bullet-proof

***
Justified10, red fa undecided
Lemme just be like this ehn smiley
u knw say u black. I no wan make u use black ink...

bleach ur writing abeg.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 12:13am On Feb 06, 2016
justified10:
common pressy, how u go dey find work with dis ur office .
u b president fa.. ur salary no do u? abi golden city no dey pay ni?

Lol! grin
Haba!


Well, I just want to have more connection with the citizens.

I need a job to see how things operate in that sector!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 12:14am On Feb 06, 2016
CROBBOY:

I fit borrow some from you, or you want make I do 'giraffing' for work tomorrow?
dont worry after d screening tomoro I go give u d materials make u go do fotocopy
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 12:15am On Feb 06, 2016
Val601:
Shebi! those children go hear am, if I carry nysc frustration transfer to them... is sha a good advice to watch Africa magic
Africa magic make sense gan..

I fall in love wit Africa magic Yoruba ...I dey watch am now now self.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 12:15am On Feb 06, 2016
Kbs468:

Hahahaha.

Fraiser, justified19, LogoDWhiz, Fraih, CROBBOY, Spixytinxy, et al make una come see ooo

Sent4rina, abeg your wife is caught up in her own cobwebs here oo.

No wonder all naija comedians still they honour and hold Ali Baba in high esteem.

I know that many of you are confused about where I am heading to already.

But justified19 would clear up any mix up you fail to understand anyway.

still laughing away my thing


grin

I just dey look her
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by CROBBOY(m): 12:15am On Feb 06, 2016
Rukkyola:

pressy dah mornin no b small tin.so u mean u sef no knw sey ur country baje 4 ur head dat mornin wey dem cari bomb com tro 4 hea.na God say make i de around 2 hep u settle d fyt.all of ina com run live onli me 4 hea meanwyl na we spoil d country 2geda.
Pressy do u knw dat doz haters are actually plenty in dis city.u nid 2 increase security fa.
Imagine if 1 of dem just voice out lyk dis,na so d remainin ov dem go stat 2 dey comot one by one 2 support dea colleaque,others go even dey hit on lyk.
U need 2 assign me as ur special advicer fa because no b evritin ur brain take sharp 4.If u ask them question
1. Na hu sabi d information wey dem dey com find 4 hea
answer; na u and our fellow colleaque even tho me i no sabi buk
2.na hu them dey vex
answer; u and our fellow colleague
3.y dem dey com hea if they vex
answer: because them b olodo
4.Dem pay u make u dey wrk 4 dem
answer: they no pay
5.if u vex live dis city 4 dem unko,wetin dem go do
answer: dea lyf go remain confused
6.them no they tink b4 dem talk?
Answer: dem no even get brain.

WHY YOU NOR COME GET PICTURE MAKE WE DEY SEE YOUR FACE TAKE CONSOLE OURSELF NA?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Kbs468(m): 12:16am On Feb 06, 2016
Alhassanu:


Toh ya muka iya. Sai hakuri ai. Allah yasa hakan ne mafi alkhairi. ameen.

How have you been, sir?
Kagama da maganan ai. Ni kuma Na furka ameen ta nawa.

Just that Son of Man would always lament before finally capping whatever elements of frustration he or she must have poured out with and still by relating and referencing everything again to the statement 'GOD'S TIME IS THE BEST'

I good Sir and I officially say Bi Salam

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 12:17am On Feb 06, 2016
LogoDWhiz:


Lol! grin
Haba!


Well, I just want to have more connection with the citizens.

I need a job to see how things operate in that sector!
u and kbs468 should collaborate and start doing script writing.

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Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraih(f): 12:18am On Feb 06, 2016
justified10:
u knw say u black. I no wan make u use black ink...

bleach ur writing abeg.
After you then tongue tongue tongue tongue

***
#signingout
Good night/morning guys.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by LogoDWhiz(m): 12:18am On Feb 06, 2016
justified10:
u and kbs468 should collaborate and start doing script writing.


Lol! grin


I have ideas, just don't know how to put it into words!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 12:19am On Feb 06, 2016
justified10:
I bn think say na fraiser make dat comment of being d owner of 9pm to 1am. lol.


some pple turn dis thread to novel self..u go c dem viewing for hrs and dem no go comment.. dem go just dey read,dey laff.
very soon we go dey give ticket bfor stranger enter dis city, den no suppose com dey laff free of charge o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Val601(f): 12:23am On Feb 06, 2016
justified10:
Africa magic make sense gan..
I fall in love wit Africa magic Yoruba ...I dey watch am now now self.
enjoy!!!
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 12:24am On Feb 06, 2016
LogoDWhiz:



Lol! grin


I have ideas, just don't know how to put it into words!
seriously, u and KBS fit do am.


gudnyt everyone.. tomoro is anoda day.

rukkyola dear, sleep wella.

I dey miss spinxytinxy baje baje.


make I sleep jare, dis Africa magic Yoruba no get brain..

o daaro o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 12:25am On Feb 06, 2016
Fraih:

smiley smileyMuch comfort, as I can read from you again.
I second that, Fraiser and Rukky. That's the way my Twin always crack our ribs at home here, anytime he's around, trust that the house will never experience any dull moment. cheesy
Shammak, Bae sends his greetings, He confessed that he missed everyone too. smiley

****
Amodu, Thanks Thanks! Your cake is Handsome smiley wink and sweet! May God increase you this your new year.
Gosj01, yea, all will be well. infact, all is well. Even in the well smiley
lyk play lyk play una won officialise my marriage wit rukkyola, d citizen of dis city sef can put person for wahala o, me i dey fear sent4rina my friend because d guy too sabi hire killer o, i no won die now
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 12:27am On Feb 06, 2016
Kbs468:

Baban Mutum, kaga juye juyen da ake mana kaman ana juya masa a kaska ko? Anata yin mana wasa da zuchuchika kaman yara nà ginin kasa fa wanda bawuyan rushewa
why una dey speak in tongue again, here don turn church?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Cindy222(f): 12:29am On Feb 06, 2016
LMAyedun:
My name is also on the list.. I haven't collected my statement of Result too... maybe next week as well. What state(s) do have in mind to register/serve??

My dear.... hmmm I guess Enugu, Akwa Ibom and Oyo... lol... you?
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 12:29am On Feb 06, 2016
LogoDWhiz:


Chai!
B lyk say I go just accept u d way u are
And try to manage you!



There are some situations in which you just have to wwatch things, know what they are agitating about and then you take action.
You have robbers taking down your house, you just don't come out of hiding and attack them if you don't have a plan, and that plan entails having a knowledge of their weakness and how to attack them!

So, because I was mute doesn't mean I was running away or inactive. I was just being cautious and understanding the situation.


Although, to some extent your question and answer segment speaks the truth.
They keep clamouring for answers and all sort, as if the answers are being manufactured somewhere and being for!
But then, it's nothing!
That's what selfless love is all about.
It's not about the reward but the impact created.


And I'd advice to tone down a little bit on your aggressiveness towards them!
Fire doesn't quench fire, it only increases it!


#onelove!
c as pressy just talk finish lyk sey im b one pastor.Wen did i tel u sey i no lyk dem.I love them pass u sef.Dem dey make me joli 4 hea weneva i c dem
lemme tel u smtin i was ones in dea shoes fa. Na d vexation cari me enter dis city sef if u wan knw.Dah my email wey no dey function b4 i sharperly go activate am
b4 wen my blood dey hot wey i wan knw wasup wit ABU,weda dem go mobilize us or not,our SOR & certificate,convocation & co,wey i b guest 4 dis place,e dey do me lyk say make i cari slap tro 4 ina face wen ina go dey yan rubish wey no concern me.Na Olorun babalola say make i de patient smal,i 4 don curse ina lyf tire.d insult 4 pas wetin ina just dey hear nw.I no even knw weda na juju ina take turn my lyf 2 una own sef! No b lyk dis my moda born me.Daz y i understand them buh wetin i wan do wey love don shack me 4 hea.no b my fault o.
Cc; jombojombo, joan jane john and other intruders. I love u pple o buh i hope say ina go love and understand me 2.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 12:30am On Feb 06, 2016
Rukkyola:

pressy dah mornin no b small tin.so u mean u sef no knw sey ur country baje 4 ur head dat mornin wey dem cari bomb com tro 4 hea.na God say make i de around 2 hep u settle d fyt.all of ina com run live onli me 4 hea meanwyl na we spoil d country 2geda.
Pressy do u knw dat doz haters are actually plenty in dis city.u nid 2 increase security fa.
Imagine if 1 of dem just voice out lyk dis,na so d remainin ov dem go stat 2 dey comot one by one 2 support dea colleaque,others go even dey hit on lyk.
U need 2 assign me as ur special advicer fa because no b evritin ur brain take sharp 4.If u ask them question
1. Na hu sabi d information wey dem dey com find 4 hea
answer; na u and our fellow colleaque even tho me i no sabi buk
2.na hu them dey vex
answer; u and our fellow colleague
3.y dem dey com hea if they vex
answer: because them b olodo
4.Dem pay u make u dey wrk 4 dem
answer: they no pay
5.if u vex live dis city 4 dem unko,wetin dem go do
answer: dea lyf go remain confused
6.them no they tink b4 dem talk?
Answer: dem no even get brain.
dis one wey u talk na oyo u dey o, if dem com for u i go run go hide for under my bed ni o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 12:31am On Feb 06, 2016
Fraiser:
very soon we go dey give ticket bfor stranger enter dis city, den no suppose com dey laff free of charge o
I go lyk dey in charge of dat ticket fee ..

i no go embezzle
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 12:35am On Feb 06, 2016
Kbs468:

Hahahaha.

Fraiser, justified19, LogoDWhiz, Fraih, CROBBOY, Spixytinxy, et al make una come see ooo

Sent4rina, abeg your wife is caught up in her own cobwebs here oo.

No wonder all naija comedians still they honour and hold Ali Baba in high esteem.

I know that many of you are confused about where I am heading to already.

But justified19 would clear up any mix up you fail to understand anyway.

still laughing away my thing
wetin u dey see baba, me no get inner eyes o
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 12:38am On Feb 06, 2016
LogoDWhiz:


Haba Rukky! See as u twist d whole thing!



Btw, where are you from?
School?
Course?
pressy,don't even ask me dat 1.shebi dat tym wey i com and i dey introduce 2 una.u pple do lyk say na mosquito enter.ina no gri greet.i no knw weda abusite offend una den ni o wey una no dey gri talk 2 us.Go & luk 4 d page dah i did my introduction u go c d ansa 4 dea
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 12:42am On Feb 06, 2016
justified10:
alakoba ni babe yi..

na u call me to com marry wife, na u call husband to com catch me...

u no b gud friend.. I comfam am.



I am waiting for d bokoharams of dis city tomoro, we go kidnap u d way dem kidnap chibok girls.. that k God pressy don dey find work, he no go get tym to attend to d issue
so u stil dey here? CROBBOY neva com scatter ur head 4 hea? I talk am sey dat man no get sense.e beta make sc31 get babyroba (toy) as husband.if 2 say na my sent4rina nw,u 4 don dey use wheel chair by nw.
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Fraiser(m): 12:47am On Feb 06, 2016
At dis junction, I need to respect mysef nd go nd meet dis sleep as hin don dey call me since bfor d sleep disrespect me nd kidnap me unawares again. To all d citizens nd illegal immigrants of golden city I say gudnyt
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 12:50am On Feb 06, 2016
Fraiser:
dis one wey u talk na oyo u dey o, if dem com for u i go run go hide for under my bed ni o
u tink sey i go dey hear ni? If d worse wan shelle,i go just jejely pack my load live dis una city 4 una.i go com find one new name take register mysef again,den i no go find trouble.thank God sey nobody knw my face 4 hea.u think sey i no think b4 i decide hide my face? Me i get sense o.if i wan koba u,i just go cari ur wife pix upload 4 my dp.na 2 attack her 4 street if they catch her na im go remain 4 her.i go just dey laff una
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 12:55am On Feb 06, 2016
Fraiser:
lyk play lyk play una won officialise my marriage wit rukkyola, d citizen of dis city sef can put person for wahala o, me i dey fear sent4rina my friend because d guy too sabi hire killer o, i no won die now
me sef neva understand them.make my sent4rina catch them ist
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 12:57am On Feb 06, 2016
justified10:
seriously, u and KBS fit do am.

gudnyt everyone.. tomoro is anoda day.
rukkyola dear, sleep wella.
I dey miss spinxytinxy baje baje.

make I sleep jare, dis Africa magic Yoruba no get brain..
o daaro o
u 4 change am go american magic hausa na.Gud nyt 2 u 2
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Rukkyola(f): 12:58am On Feb 06, 2016
CROBBOY:


WHY YOU NOR COME GET PICTURE MAKE WE DEY SEE YOUR FACE TAKE CONSOLE OURSELF NA?
alakoba u wan put me 4 troble.ah! 1am off i go
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 1:24am On Feb 06, 2016
ohiz2 ni007:
ohiz
MBBS
UNIBEN
2014

Kano, FCT, Akwa Ibom.

from Edo State.
At last my name is in senate list.

pls house, is the combination ok?

Chief I hail o.
Abeg why you wan pick kano, cos me sef dey reason am. How Much do they pay?

Mbbs LASU
Re: NYSC 2016 Batch A Corp Members House by Nobody: 1:28am On Feb 06, 2016
1 2016 Batch A Orientation Course (Stream I)30th March - 18th April, 2016 
12 2016 Batch A Orientation Course (Stream II)27th April - 16th May, 2016 
Are y'all aware?

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