spixytinxy:
na wa for am oooo, very soon now na paraga

paraga ke? Me no too dey drink da one o, unless I get one season film wey I won watch, i guess u understand

spixytinxy:
lol, all na same na

enh enh I no know o

U dz Rukkyola geh sha...

What time will portal be opened on monday?

I can see there are some people who are willing to catch the GROOVY aspect of this CITY. But because they cannot take back their criticism, they are just HIDING AT THE BACKGROUND LIKE NICHODEMUS

NA BAD BELLE GO KILL YOU!

justified10:
that will b too bad of dem.

it is pure waste of time.. mean anyone who misses batchA can only think of going to service around October? why den did they use just a week for uploading of names..


Nysc should not just try dat nonsense..

But na wetin de so na

splendidmercy:
What time will portal be opened on monday?

12am

flamingsword1:
please can someone help me investigate what is wrong with NYSC? To think I almost told my boss yesterday I was about to stop work because of nysc

Hehehehe na rough play so.... on your own OYO

flamingsword1:
please can someone help me investigate what is wrong with NYSC? To think I almost told my boss yesterday I was about to stop work because of nysc

Bros, unless you have our kind of heart don't try it o!

DTOBS:

Not just possible...

1. The DG said they are going to have 3batches this year (December last year)
2. There was an unofficial TT in circulation (Late December last year)
3. The official TT was incomplete (January this year)
4. TT ammnended ( January)
5. TT dissapeared ( January)
6. Another amended TT,yet incomplete (January).
7. Another incomplete TT and still an amended version (February)
Now telll me why I should take any thing serious again about this NYSC rubbish!
#NYSC=Timewaster. #MajorOlawuni needs to be flogged!!!!
Indeed change is in the air...

Beeni ooo

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all ministers
all citizens
all illegal immigrants

LogoDWhiz:


Well, I still think there will be 3 batches this year!

The timing of the easter break just changed the whole scenario!

Perhaps you should narrate the possibility of that

Hard-to-rectify mistakes during registration. Pls
take note and try to avoid them during
registration:

1. Registration by proxy: affected PCM can not
register at camp because the biometrics is not
his/hers

2. Mixed up registration: some cyber cafe
operators have the habit of registring more than
one persons at a time in one computer by
opening 2 or more tabs on the same browser.
This causes mix-up in the PCMs information
which is hard to rectify. We advise you to sit
with the person registering you and make sure
he doesn't register another person at same time
he registers u. When you want go somewhere
before he finishes with u, tell him to log you out
before he starts with somebody.

3. Don't allow cafe operator to use his email
address for you. If you don't have email, let him
create one for you and make sure he gives you
the details...email address and the password.
Keep them safe because you need them

4. For married women, make sure you go with
your marital documents, choose married online
and upload them during registration. In the
column to input your spouse surname, make
sure you put the correct surname you are using
after marriage.

5. For sick person, make sure you indicate it and
the type of sickness, also provide all other
details and upload medical report

6. For millitary and SSS, make sure you indicate
and provide all other relevant info and upload
the required documents.

7. If you are a foreign trained graduate, make
sure you read the registration requirements at
nysc.gov.ng and upload all required documents.

Try to log into your account time to time for
information asking you to update some of your
documents. Failure to do so may lead you not
mobilised eventually.

Source: NYSC 2016 Facebook page

boboLIL:
funny... Lolss

Is nt funny!

amodu:

Hard-to-rectify mistakes during registration. Pls
take note and try to avoid them during
registration:

1. Registration by proxy: affected PCM can not
register at camp because the biometrics is not
his/hers

2. Mixed up registration: some cyber cafe
operators have the habit of registring more than
one persons at a time in one computer by
opening 2 or more tabs on the same browser.
This causes mix-up in the PCMs information
which is hard to rectify. We advise you to sit
with the person registering you and make sure
he doesn't register another person at same time
he registers u. When you want go somewhere
before he finishes with u, tell him to log you out
before he starts with somebody.

3. Don't allow cafe operator to use his email
address for you. If you don't have email, let him
create one for you and make sure he gives you
the details...email address and the password.
Keep them safe because you need them

4. For married women, make sure you go with
your marital documents, choose married online
and upload them during registration. In the
column to input your spouse surname, make
sure you put the correct surname you are using
after marriage.

5. For sick person, make sure you indicate it and
the type of sickness, also provide all other
details and upload medical report

6. For millitary and SSS, make sure you indicate
and provide all other relevant info and upload
the required documents.

7. If you are a foreign trained graduate, make
sure you read the registration requirements at
nysc.gov.ng and upload all required documents.

Try to log into your account time to time for
information asking you to update some of your
documents. Failure to do so may lead you not
mobilised eventually.

Source: NYSC 2016 Facebook page

Thank you Sir. You are simply the best (*thinking in my heart* others will also be the best at their own time)!

amodu:

Perhaps you should narrate the possibility of that

If we finish camping by May,

Batch B will likely be 1 stream I.e. No stream II. And then the camping will be by August!
Then Batch C will be by November

Cindy222:


Yea i did, even in gwags right now... Got in yesterday, preparing for Monday....

Oh!! You want to do the registration in Gwagz ryt And probably collect ur statement of Result? I also graduated August last year.

Cindy222:

My dear.... hmmm I guess Enugu, Akwa Ibom and Oyo... lol... you?

u gotta be kidding, the exact way i want to register

Cindy222:


Graduated from Unibuja and i live in Abuja too. How about you?

OAU graduate and i live in lagos.

for people registering on Monday pls give us info so we can learn from you .Dtobs and royola I know sey una go register on Monday beko(igbo)no hide the gist oo.

this richy girl fine ooo

Ngoziigwe then what define you

The date is subject to change. Cause Batch A POP is still slated for 14th April, and stream 1 will still be in camp. Don't get so worked up about NYSC yet, those guys are indecisive

CROBBOY:

Thank you Sir. You are simply the best (*thinking in my heart* others will also be the best at their own time)!

Then I will savour being the first recipient.

LogoDWhiz:


If we finish camping by May,


Batch B will likely be 1 stream I.e. No stream II.
And then the camping will be by August!

Then Batch C will be by November

The difference of three months!

Perhaps you should take into consideration the number of months we have spent already.

vingeophysicist:
Ngoziigwe then what define you

.


Just one word - Optimistic

vingeophysicist:
Ngoziigwe then what define you

.


Just one word - Optimistic

Fraiser:
Special announcemet
this is to imform the general public that the much anticipated program fraiser nd rukky live on tv has now been shifted to 9pm-1am daily in order to allow the citizens and illegal immigrants of this city have uninterrupted nysc related discussions even though all d discussions no even touch d heart of nysc to open camp on 2nd of march. All interested viewers should kindly tune their tv to golden city television by 9pm for fraiser nd rukky live on tv which wil be co-hosted by spinxytinxy, fraih, sent4rina, kbs468, crobboy, justified10, missoyin, SC31. We assured our esteem viewers of no dulling moment and comedy extravaganza.
This announcement is sponsored by the program producer LogoDwhiz. For sponsorship you can contact the program director Amodu
cc
Rukkyola
spinxytinxy
fraih
LogoDwhiz
sent4rina
crobboy
justified10
Amodu
missoyin
kbs468
SC31
all senators
all ministers
all citizens
all illegal immigrants

For sponsorship and advert placement, please speak to this acount number 9876543210

ngoziigwe:
.

Just one word - Optimistic .

Just one word - Optimistic

you are fantastically chubby

Good afternoon to every wonderful member of this golden city,hpe y'all having an owambe weekend.who else is still in the mood to register early on monday despite NYSC flaunting its instability and un seriousness,I tink a benefit of registering early is the assurance of going with stream 1,nt sure though

No, it isn't.

eaglevision:
Good afternoon to every wonderful member of this golden city,hpe y'all having an owambe weekend.who else is still in the mood to register early on monday despite NYSC flaunting its instability and un seriousness,I tink a benefit of registering early is the assurance of going with stream 1,nt sure though

And that was how I wanted to take ma passport for reg,told d guy its for NYSC registration nd I need a white background,na so I'm start story that Red background is what people hav bn using,I just lookd at him shaking my head like u are the one my village people want to use for me abi.

eaglevision:
And that was how I wanted to take ma passport for reg,told d guy its for NYSC registration nd I need a white background,na so I'm start story that Red background is what people hav bn using,I just lookd at him shaking my head like u are the one my village people want to use for me abi.

No take that *ish from him, make him no use his reggae spoil your blues.