Fraih:

LoL!!!

Are you teaching some kids the use of comparative and superlative adjectives? And you decided to cite an example with my name

Chinweukamaka:
Pls guys we shuld b careful of d things we post here oooo,some of us r nt PCMs oooo,am suspecting dat some nysc spy's r r here to gather info so dat dey will use it against us,me i no dey talk anything abt green card sms or fake/original/unauthorized CUL again ooo infact d one wey i talk,make una 4get say i talk am

LogoDWhiz:
Bobolil, i see you!

Can you kindly help us with the countdown?

Fraih:

LoL!!!
Are you teaching some kids the use of comparative and superlative adjectives? And you decided to cite an example with my name

Chinweukamaka:
Pls guys we shuld b careful of d things we post here oooo,some of us r nt PCMs oooo,am suspecting dat some nysc spy's r r here to gather info so dat dey will use it against us,me i no dey talk anything abt green card sms or fake/original/unauthorized CUL again ooo infact d one wey i talk,make una 4get say i talk am

boboLIL:
mr darey,, how far? I see ur 2go I'd here. Lol,, hw ur 2go babes?

CROBBOY:

Whether we talk or not, they will do exactly as they please.
But the truth is, regardless of what they do, we will not serve in Cameroon

boboLIL:
u can fear oh

DTOBS:
No stress




e.g

Fraih Fraiher Fraihest

Lol Loler Lolest


Fraih Fraiher Fraihest

Lol loler lolest

Nice one!

***
Iambibi I see you.
CROBBOY, nice Rhymes right , you can say that again

Fraih:
Nice one!
*** Iambibi I see you.

LovesonBlezz:
EARN 627K WITH JUST 2K INITIAL INVESMENT, NO SCAM!!! welcome to the Matrix new world' technology where people help people create wealth with just 2k one time life' investment, no more any other fees charges, now this is how it works!!! The 2k will be credited to your Uplines' bank account to stand as your investment capital. when payment is confirmed by the Upliner, Registration number(RC NO) will be given to you, when it comes to your turn 3 members of your downliners will pay you 2k each, you move 4k to re invest by crediting an Upliner and also to be promoted to stage 2, when your turn comes in Level 2, 5 downline members will pay you 4k each making it 20k , you move 10k to your Upline to re invest to stage 3 where 4 downline members will paid you 10k each making 40k, you move 20k to your upline to be promoted to stage 4 where 4 downline members will also paid you 20k each = 80k, move 40k to Upline and re invest to be promoted to stage 5 where 5 downline members will pay you 40k each = 200k, you then move 100k to Upline to be promoted to stage 6 where 500,000 will be made, 5 downline members will pay you 100k each = 500k so total earning @ level 6 Matrix stage = 672k profit now Matrix Organization charge 7.99% of total you earning as Tax,vat and Matrix maintenance fees for the whole program cycle. What is called Uplines is members joining Matrix program before you example RC NO: 99 is an Upline to RC NO: 100 while RC NO: 101 become their downline remember Matrix don't work in favor without refering new members, cos New biz joining are the one to pay Upliners, all members have work to do, just refer and introduce more members to this program make us more, this is an investment not HYIP or MLM what you invest is what you gain e.g members book 10slots with 20k expecting profit of 6.72m while members with 1slot gain turn over is just 672k imagine the range. We are using this platform as a means to change Nigerian's youth living for better one!!! If any one can deposit 2k in to his/her bank account what can it be your expectation profit @ end of 1 to 5years compare with Matrix, that makes us call it PEOPLE HELP PEOPLE CREATE WEALTH No product/good to advertise or sell, what matters in this program is keeping preaching the Gospel, this is the best way ever to change our living to Average Nigerian without stress, soon we are moving to NYSC via inter state to put more crowd God help us. Matrix is the best investment platform ever, this has changed many USA individual life for better since 1990 till day with over 31million members now just imagine, belief it or not Matrix is Real, its all about first come first serve no hiding package all is transparency cos members pay to members bank account no one have access to any members money. Stay blessed.
For enquiries and registration call or whatsapp Admin. on 07066202027

boboLIL:
count down on wah? Camping?

CROBBOY:

Yeah that is true. We've really missed that

Chinweukamaka:
i dey fear for U ooo,no say u don glue urself to delta state sooteee u don even create thread for am so i nor want make dem shock u ooo lol...as for me,dem no get choice but to shock me back 2 lagos bcuz wat God has joined 2geda, NYSC shuld not put assunder oooo...

DTOBS:
Where is Armynu?


LogoDwhiz

Kbs468

Amodu

spixytnxy

ighravweig

Missoyin

Airstarkane

Omolola1

dominion92

I ask again, where is Armynu

iambibi:
lol... Abi o

Fraih:

Nice one!

***
Iambibi I see you.
CROBBOY, nice Rhymes right , you can say that again

LogoDWhiz:

Ehn na

Chinweukamaka:
i dey fear for U ooo,no say u don glue urself to delta state sooteee u don even create thread for am so i nor want make dem shock u ooo lol...as for me,dem no get choice but to shock me back 2 lagos bcuz wat God has joined 2geda, NYSC shuld not put assunder oooo...

wittyemi:
THINGS YOU MUST KNOW BEFORE GOING FOR NYSC 2016..Edited by Wittyemi
JANUARY, 2016.

NYSC MATTER



Heading to NYSC Orientation Camp?
Heeding the Clarion Call?
Here is a comprehensive list of things you need to take to camp. aka “NYSC camp requirements”
Included are some HOT TIPS
UPDATED FOR 2016

First off, the requirements. These are compulsory and you will not be allowed to Camp if you don’t have them with you.

PART 1:
Official NYSC Camp Registration Requirements:

1. CALL UP LETTER: This is a vital part of camp registration and the only evidence that you are a prospective corps member (colloq. Corper, orOtondo) and you are not impersonating anyone. This will be taken from and not returned to you. So if at all you even forget your luggage never forget this.

Tip: Since many will choose the N3,000 option to print online, do try to use a café with laser jet printers and not DeskJet. Why? Documents printed with DeskJets are more susceptible to water/moisture damage. Just to be on a safer side and you should do this with any document you intend to keep for a very long time. If you can’t find a LaserJet, use anyone.

Tip: DO NOT LAMINATE IT! And keep it like its your life. I know someone who was sent back because she forgot hers. Also someone who had to beg and beg before his letter was collected because he laminated his own copy. So please avoid all these stress and make enough copies of this letter.

Tip: Remember you can REPRINT your Call-Up letter online if subscribed (N3,000) to that option.

2. Registration Documents: If you’re a foreign graduate, take along the original credentials you uploaded (to the NYSC Portal) for physical verification / evaluation.

3. Green Card: It contains your bio-data. Print and bring along your signed copy.

4. Final Year Student IDENTITY CARD

5. Notification/STATEMENT OF RESULT from School

6. PHOTOCOPIES OF YOUR DOCUMENTS: Now make about 10 copies of every document required. There would be photocopiers in camp at mammy market but trust me, it is double the price and it saves time.

7. PASSPORT PHOTOGRAPHS: This is very important. Take as many as you can, about 20 in red backgrounds. You would need them for different kinds of registration. e.g, skill acquisition groups, religious groups, sports, redeployment, bank account opening e.t.c

8. My CLEAR BAG: You’ll need to put the aforementioned in a portable envelope/bag that can withstand some amount of wear/tear. Hence, My Clear Bag.

Tip: The forms that will be handed to you are very easy to fill. Attach your passport where necessary and fill them correctly. After your registration, you will be issued with your State Code Number. This will be like your PIN throughout your Service Year.


Witty

PART 2:

9.  CERTIFICATES/LICENSES: For Doctors, Pharmacists, Nurses & Lab Scientists, take along your proof of certification. Graduates of Medicine and Pharmacy are expected to have their Certificates of Registration with Nigerian Medical and Dental Council of Nigeria (NMDCN) and Pharmacists Council of Nigeria (PCN) respectively.

10. STATIONERY: PEN, PAPER, GUM. Yeah this saves time and lots of unnecessary begging.

Tip: Some camps do seize staplers at the gate during check-in. But do not forget to include pins in your stapler if you still decide to take it along.

You will be given a meal ticket that gives you access to the Camp kitchen for the 21 days. Lose it and you have to feed yourself. Even if you do not intend to use it, you will come across someone who would appreciate the kind gesture.

Tip: After getting your NYSC State Code Number (which you have to wear around your neck all through camp with your ID card), you can proceed to claim your NYSC Kit and Mattress after which you can proceed to get a Room. After you have gotten your kit and secured a place in the hostels, you can settle down and you are good to go to start the Military parades.

Now, Your NYSC kit should contain 1 NYSC Crested Vest, A pair of Khaki Trousers, Cap and Jacket, 2 White T-shirts, 2 Pairs of Knickers, 2 pairs of green-stripped Stockings, A Pair of Orange Jungle Boots and One Pair of White Converse. A “Belt” is also included.




PART 3:
DAILY NEEDS:

11. ROUND-NECKED WHITE T-SHIRTS: This is an essential outfit in camp in fact in most camps this is the only allowed cloth to be worn throughout your 3 weeks. Even to church, you might not be allowed to wear colored cloths. You would be given 2 pairs of white t-shirts at camp to just fulfill all righteousness which surely would never be your size especially our very slim and small otondo in size . So you can bring extra pairs (6). Why? Because you probably wont have time to wash during the week after being stressed out from the parades and Man-O-War drills.

Tip: Do not carry more than 2 pairs of colored clothes because you wont need them.

12. WHITE SHORTS: I beg you please do bring yours. you would also be given 2 pairs of shorts which are really poor in material. They tear easily and it can be annoying. So my dear Otondos bring like 4 pairs of shorts. Trust me also you wont like to wash everyday, so bring enough to last you like 3 days so that you wont be stranded.

13. PLAIN WHITE SNEAKERS/TENNIS SHOES:This is a very important outfit. you would also be given an ugly pair of low quality white tennis shoes customized for NYSC. It’s either you are not given your size although you can find someone with your size and swap. But after the first wash it starts tearing. So just buy yours (white). They also sell this in camp, so in case you are not able to get you could buy in camp just carry extra cash for that because the price would be higher – as with everything in Mammy – because they know you have no choice than to buy. Now, If you happen to camp during the rainy season (Batch ‘B’ ), get white rubber sneakers/boots especially if you’re posted to the Southern part of the country (esp. the South South. Read, Bayelsa). The parade fields/mammy market will be messed 

14. WHITE SOCKS: Just get extra pairs.

15. PADLOCKS: [BRING or BUY from Mammy] Please lock your boxes and bags to avoid regrets and tears. I know someone who lost more than 5 items including his two phones – like he’s the only one in camp.

16. WAIST POUCH: /Fanny pack/Bum bag (or for the more fashion-conscious, a cross-body purse).The bum bags are more popular because they won’t bang against you when you’re active and your hands are free to do whatever. You need it to carry your money, phone, small valuables, pens, etc around with you at all times. You should sleep with it too.

17. MOSQUITO TREATED NET: You would do not want to fall sick in camp from malaria and miss out on the fun. Just bring yours. Also bring ropes you would use to hang it. The nets usually have these. I also used mine as a room to protect my box and properties from thieves and also from some insects and ants.

18. BASIC DRUGS: Like paracetamol, medicine for your allergies, menstrual pain relief drug, nausea relief drugs, antibiotics e.t.c. The camp clinic is sometimes inadequately stocked with drugs so help yourself. True story – A corper from the previous batch donated at least a million Naira worth of medicine to our (Lagos) camp clinic, and barely a few days later, they claimed to have run out of medicine.

19. ANTISEPTIC/DISINFECTANTS: Such as Dettol etc. This is very, very essential. Firstly the bathrooms can be very annoying and dirty and more importantly, you would not like to have infection from camp. Bad idea. Depending on your camp, the water can be dirty. Most people always have reaction to it.

20. DETERGENT: [BUY from Mammy.] Again, this reduces the amount of load you’re bringing into camp. However, if you’re lucky the mammy market will have vendors offering laundry services! It costs about N50 per item, N100 for your khaki trousers or jacket, extra N50 if you want your items pressed although cost will vary across camps.

Tip: The Bucket: Buy this in Mammy. Don’t stress yourself taking one to Camp, which you’re probably going to leave behind after 3 weeks.Toiletries: Toilet Paper, Sanitary Pad, soap dish etc. BUY in Mammy.

21. TOWELS

22. A PAIR OF SLIPPERS: [BRING or BUY]

23. Bed sheets, Pillow Cases and A Pillow. You could also get pillow from mammy market to reduce load.

Tip: Mattresses will be provided by NYSC. It is best to “double up” with the mattresses, as they are about 1 to 2 inches thick. Lol.

24. HANDKERCHIEF. There will be BUCKETS of sweating. Do yourself a favor.

25. FLASK, BOWL AND CUP: [BRING or BUY] For eating. Important for those who intend on eating Camp food.

Tip: You will be fed three times a day in camp but I must not lie to you, the food there is nothing to write home about. They can be nice on few occasions like Sundays, but most days, they are poor. If you are someone who loves to eat good food, make provisions for your own food. You should get some fast foods along, some breakfast cereals and beverages. You should also hold extra cash to eat at the Mammy market. You will get good meals there.

26. BEVERAGE: The camp will supply you with “Tea-water” or ‘brown-water’ so you can make tea when you need to!

27. FLASHLIGHT OR RECHARGEABLE LAMPS:[BRING] Most camps, do not give light except at a specific time of the day. It’s very essential especially at night when you need to use the bathroom, early in the morning when preparing for morning drills and meditations and at night in case you need to do anything. At the mammy market, there is always light till they close, usually 10pm except on days like the Camp Fire Night where they stay open till, say, 3am depending on how lenient your camp commander is. You can charge your lamps there for a little fee.

28. Some form of entertainment: Novels – for those who get bored easily, please carry some. And for guys PSP or chess. also iPod  and MP3 players for audiophiles.

29. Your Ray-Ban sunglasses for the sun. And if you can’t afford that, get a Ray-Bon.

30. Get extra phone batter(ies) and extra Network SIMs. Some networks are not available at some camps as they’re usually in remote locations, far from town centres. Once you get your call-up letter, you can find out (from serving corpers or tweet at  @_NYSC) which network has the best reception at your destination camp. If you need data access, find out if that available also. Instagrammers and keekers, if you get EDGE thank your stars. But there has been some improvement as network providers have focus

31. CASH: Extremely important. You would need about N15,000. Then between N20,000 – N30,000 to be ‘just’ comfortable. For those that can manage, say, N10,000 – N15,000. There are lots of things that take up money. Things like food (for those who don’t intend eating from the camp kitchen), energy drinks, recharge cards, charging of electronic devices, laundry, pleasures e.t.c.

32. ATM Card: You ‘normally’ wont be allowed to leave camp. So do not be stranded, trust me it’s not a good idea. Just budget N1,000 per day. You should take your ATM card along, incase. (This might sound counter-intuitive since there might not be any ATM in your camp and you are not allowed to leave camp. But figure it out…) You can keep your extra cash with the Accounts Department (as the case was in my camp) while some shops offer POS services, you still have access to extra cash whenever you need it.

If you have a camera you can take it along because you will want to snap a lot of scenes. If you have a Smartphone with great camera, that’s good for you because you can easily take and share photos on social networks instantly.

Tip: If you don’t have any of those, you will have to pay some guys on camp who do that as business to follow you around and snap you wherever you go. They might charge up to N2,000 for the duration of the camping. They should give you all your photos and videos in DVDs at the end of Camping. Or you could wait till the last day of leaving camp and snap at a cheaper rate.

That’s all you need to take to camp!. Waaaait. Where are you going? Now, dont be selfish. You have to share this with your friends, dont you? Click the share buttons below. Is there any item left out of the list? Let us know

A BEG MY GUYS NO FORGET TO FIND YOUR WIFE O
SHE DE CAMP…SHINE UR EYES.
IN ALL PUT BABA GOD FIRST. AND ABOVE ALL,GET YOUR KUNU WELL MIXED WITH MILK YOU NEED AM..

Darey00:

LOL.2go. haven't been there since GOD knows when.that signature has been there since 2013... only updated it to include bbm

LovesonBlezz:
EARN 627K WITH JUST 2K INITIAL INVESMENT, NO SCAM!!! welcome to the Matrix new world' technology where people help people create wealth with just 2k one time life' investment, no more any other fees charges, now this is how it works!!! The 2k will be credited to your Uplines' bank account to stand as your investment capital. when payment is confirmed by the Upliner, Registration number(RC NO) will be given to you, when it comes to your turn 3 members of your downliners will pay you 2k each, you move 4k to re invest by crediting an Upliner and also to be promoted to stage 2, when your turn comes in Level 2, 5 downline members will pay you 4k each making it 20k , you move 10k to your Upline to re invest to stage 3 where 4 downline members will paid you 10k each making 40k, you move 20k to your upline to be promoted to stage 4 where 4 downline members will also paid you 20k each = 80k, move 40k to Upline and re invest to be promoted to stage 5 where 5 downline members will pay you 40k each = 200k, you then move 100k to Upline to be promoted to stage 6 where 500,000 will be made, 5 downline members will pay you 100k each = 500k so total earning @ level 6 Matrix stage = 672k profit now Matrix Organization charge 7.99% of total you earning as Tax,vat and Matrix maintenance fees for the whole program cycle. What is called Uplines is members joining Matrix program before you example RC NO: 99 is an Upline to RC NO: 100 while RC NO: 101 become their downline remember Matrix don't work in favor without refering new members, cos New biz joining are the one to pay Upliners, all members have work to do, just refer and introduce more members to this program make us more, this is an investment not HYIP or MLM what you invest is what you gain e.g members book 10slots with 20k expecting profit of 6.72m while members with 1slot gain turn over is just 672k imagine the range. We are using this platform as a means to change Nigerian's youth living for better one!!! If any one can deposit 2k in to his/her bank account what can it be your expectation profit @ end of 1 to 5years compare with Matrix, that makes us call it PEOPLE HELP PEOPLE CREATE WEALTH No product/good to advertise or sell, what matters in this program is keeping preaching the Gospel, this is the best way ever to change our living to Average Nigerian without stress, soon we are moving to NYSC via inter state to put more crowd God help us. Matrix is the best investment platform ever, this has changed many USA individual life for better since 1990 till day with over 31million members now just imagine, belief it or not Matrix is Real, its all about first come first serve no hiding package all is transparency cos members pay to members bank account no one have access to any members money. Stay blessed.
For enquiries and registration call or whatsapp Admin. on 07066202027

jubrealguy:
la read la bend

LogoDWhiz:


Don't have an answer to that!

Maybe Dominion92 will help us out