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justified10:
lol, I go drag u enta.

Ha ha,abeg no do dat one joor
I wan dey low key

boboLIL:
I'm not fighting... I de defend mysef bfr dah guy go use blow scata my teeth...lols

Lol...hope u no allow dog swallow d teeth sha,mk e no be say ur bae go shout rape dis 9t wen u want to kiss her

dhupsy:
Lol...no be so jare, I'm somehow busy this days...even if I no remember u, u nko? How r u doing?

Well, I have also been unavoidably away for some days too but when I came back and still couldn't see nor hear a line or two from you, I then decided to take the bull by the horn today.

I'm doing well and good to hear from you again.

boboLIL:
Please oo,,, somebody should tell me how I wronged this guy oh.... He asked a question and I replied him in a funny way.. He said I should BE CAREFUL how I display my 'I TOO KNOW' attitude here... Pls,, do I display 'I TOO KNOW' attitude here? Isn't it obvious that this G has been vent to his frustration on me and I mistakenly entered his trap... Bros I nobi nysc oh...

Yes.... Be careful

boboLIL:
I'm not fighting... I de defend mysef bfr dah guy go use blow scata my teeth...lols

Lol...hope u no allow dog swallow d teeth sha,mk e no be say ur bae go shout rape dis 9t wen u want to kiss her

& u kollenzy,i am seriously angry wt u,y wld u deform a fellow nigga by punching his teeths out...u must be heartless

boboLIL:
you de craze,, I no de share stream buh u de ask wich stream u go de.. U see DG for this thread? Becareful with dis yeye questions here o... Weyrey.. See mumu wey I de joke with ...

bros! Small small o

Kbs468:
OK and good to hear.

So have you officially declared your assets as a law abiding citizen?

yes i have ask boboLiL

kollenzy:
In the spirit of sportmanship and the love and concerns which we'hv been sharing and continue to share hopefully on this great thread(GC)..i apologise if u found my reply to a post offensive/disturbing.....{take a chilled water to cool temper..my G..boboLIL Lol} Thnks all 4 ur matured contributions,am proud of you ladiez and gentz...

baba,,no p ... We disagree to agree... Thumbs up.... Sorry too if my reply hurt you, wasn't my intention...

bolagabriella:
Huuh tnx sweetie...u re such a darling Tell dem to change it to Oyo or Ondo

Okay I will tell dem right away

SlazzyK:
Shammak, you know say ur Bae na my crush, you still dey send am reach my side. Hmmm

E no mean... I be crusher

kollenzy:
From ur comment its obvious you lack basics of communication in a civilised public forum,and i can easily deduced from your utterances that u need to work on your morals and in general social behaviours and interactions.I strongly believe this thread is a gathering of ever disciplined,enlightened,intelligent,smart and well-behaved Nigeria Graduates!!..and not some miscreants seeking cheap and undeserved attention..(no offence,some words of helpful advice from a concerned Big brother...

yehh!!! see bullet, me I can take dis o

boboLIL:
I'm not fighting... I de defend mysef bfr dah guy go use blow scata my teeth...lols

i no fit laugh.. Kikikikiki

Fraiser:
Hmm e b lyk say e go dey easy for camel to enter tru d eyes of a needle dam make person catch up wit dis thread d way e dey fly, I don already spend 2 hrs i never read d pages finish. E b lyk say pressy LogoDwhiz go dey impose curfew from 11pm to 3pm, I go see to dat immidiately i enter d cabinet. Reading tru d pages so far I can see dat:
kbs468 my real G is back from his 2weeks yearly horneymoon in syria.
My twinnie fraih don turn hot cake for golden city, I just dey tank God because na investment she take her do for my family, I go use her make money from all dis suitors so tey I go build mansion nd buy lambogini
Shammak won dey develop high blood pressure because of hin wife fraih, hin don forget say person wey get hypertension no dey marry beautiful wife.
Senator IghravweIG don already start my ministerial screening bur i dey see d hands of abbeyunique2 nd dejiconde for dos questions wey hin throw lyk stone to me.
Merikims want to exchange her luv for nysc runs, e b lyk say na d best tym to contact my uncle for nysc b dis because na hin b d chief messenger for DG office hin get mouth for dia may b hin go fit help me get my dream woman.
Shammak won take style bribe me wit a mercedes benz so dat i no go reason anoda man for fraih bur one no go do me make hin try make am 100 may b i go fit turn dealer.
Pressy LogoDwhiz dey try support d conspiracy theory, hin no fit help me influence my screening make d senators just tell me say make I take my bow nd go.
SomebodsMrs wey I c for club yesterday nyt wit my korokoro eyes wen she dey dance shoki nd skelewu won dey form church gal, she won take style discourage me, she dey tink say I no fit marry church gal, even make she turn alter gal I no mind.
Bolagabriella no won gree for me easily, she won dey form sey she b hard gal, na dat kyn gal body luv dey hot pass later later, anyway make she continu I go fit see tory tellvour pikins say dia mama no b cheap gal.
One monicker lyk dat wey I don forget dey talk about giving phone to rukkyola, if d juju man wey she get belle for catch am na oyo hin dey.
I don forget d rest jare, dis regal wey i dey drink don dey make me forget tinx quickly dis days, e b lyk say i go switch over to my paraga again.
Oya make I went back to my chilling mode.

*whispers* nice to ve u here,everytime u come u seem to bring sum sort of energy lk dat of d flash guy.
*clears throat* >

boboLIL:
thank you very much... As a graduate,, you ought to know the kinda questions you ask in public forum as well in order not to look stup1d... I'm not here to challenge you in waheva means you think..I never in anyway asked for your costly attention.. You asked a stup*d question and I gave you a shocker as an answer... You started crying foul.... Started throwing insult at me... You expected ur stup1d question to be answered according to wah you have in mind... You want to hear stream I and I Jokingly said stream II... You started showing me how frustrated nysc has put you through. (oga, nobi only you oh) .. Mr graduate,,stupid things attract stupid things... In conclusion, egbon, the answer to your question is STREAM II....cry if you like,,, I don cry tire...

yaah!! dis one pass bullet o, na atomic bomb b dis

Hello A16 corpers. Its few days to camp. I sincerely need a wife. Any gal up to marriageable age contact me ASAP. We fit even use the marriage as reason to redeploy. Massive Ukwu and perfect cooking skills will increase ur chances.

drjoshua2000:
Hello A16 corpers. Its few days to camp. I sincerely need a wife. Any gal up to marriageable age contact me ASAP. We fit even use the marriage as reason to redeploy. Massive Ukwu and perfect cooking skills will increase ur chances.

This one nah confirm PDA o. cc @all ladies and the matchmakers.

greatestman:
Bros that guy na iron man wohaaa, I mean iron na him food.. This grammar we are sharing diaris God wohaaa..
On a lighter note we should be careful on what we say and do in this forum. We are here from different institutions, different backgrounds pursuing same goal.. Please we should have respect for others opinion either good or bad.. Your opinon is strictly your opinion no need to render abuses on ourselves that makes us uncivil, too wrongs cannot make right.. If you cannot contain someone opinion just jump and pass as simple as that, that makes you more matured...
Has the senate president I gonna set committee on Ethics and Value..

no b senatorial matter b dis o, na minister of entertainment go oversee dis

drjoshua2000:
Hello A16 corpers. Its few days to camp. I sincerely need a wife. Any gal up to marriageable age contact me ASAP. We fit even use the marriage as reason to redeploy. Massive Ukwu and perfect cooking skills will increase ur chances.

Cc
Kbs468
This Dr z single nd seriously searching
He needs ur assistance

Abbeyunique2:
Must we pick fight everyday?

na me nd u go fyt next, i don dey see ur hand work, me nd u don put leg for one trosa lyk dat

drjoshua2000:
Sorry big brother. This is a forum to rejoice, this is the best set and the best time to serve ever since NYSC started. Can u imagine at the comfort of my office I could do all my registration? it was never this good, I was even able to peep before time that its Adamawa i'll be going to. Rejoice, drink, womanize if u can, it's the best time to be alive without letting offences get the best of you.
Meanwhile if you need a car to drive during NYSC rush to auto section, one Kengodson has a 1964 flatbooth Mercedes for 62k. @ least bobolil go fear u if u drive that one

This is why I am loving this Great Republic.
Dr Joshua, you don't actually need to prescribe drugs, tablets or Injection for your patients when they come visiting as your rapour with them alone would be enough to heal them permanently

I think everyone has spoken well about the man-ly conversation between bobolil and Kollenzy and I hereby urge you both to end it there and then without necessarily allowing anything to get to my desk as an arbiter by virtue of me being the Attorney General of this Republic.

Fraih had also said she stands for peace which is what our City encourages and accommodate

justified10:
Golden city, I hail o... pple still dey para for dis city?

omo, c grammar...

before na nysc unrelated issue dey cause wahala, now na d nysc related issue dey cause wahala..

walai, I tire for una...

meanwhile, we for d oda city(batch B) don dey grow small small...and pressy(logodwhiz), fraiser, fraih, SC31 don pay us visit.. in fact, na today we go name d city..

fraiser, u no Gree deport babes com o, na only men u dey bring...na only abbie25 b d lady for dat city fa..

baba no vex o, me been dey tink say na g*y full dia ni o, no worry I go deport bae com now as u don talk just watch out

drjoshua2000:
Hello A16 corpers. Its few days to camp. I sincerely need a wife. Any gal up to marriageable age contact me ASAP. We fit even use the marriage as reason to redeploy. Massive Ukwu and perfect cooking skills will increase ur chances.

Ahbeg hu de in charge 2 collect fees on advert Oya com & make doctor Josh pay oooo

boboLIL:
Please oo,,, somebody should tell me how I wronged this guy oh.... He asked a question and I replied him in a funny way.. He said I should BE CAREFUL how I display my 'I TOO KNOW' attitude here... Pls,, do I display 'I TOO KNOW' attitude here? Isn't it obvious that this G has been vent to his frustration on me and I mistakenly entered his trap... Bros I nobi nysc oh...

baba oya e don do, no mind d guy, take a chill regal

smrtblg:
Hello please I have a question bothering me all this while. Is it possible I use my departmental identity card in the camp? Because I misplaced my school identity card. Please I need answers fro experienced person. I am in batch A. And secondly. Is it possible I use my call up user ID to know where I am posted to?

I believe almost every school has a doc titled "To whom it may concern" or something like that. It states your name, grade class, faculty and school. It should also have your passport which would be stamped or something like that. Anyway, if you have that, you may laminate it nicely and you've got your pass into camp.

That's how pepz from my school roll coz we always submit our ids on collection of cert unless you can lie like fowl.

MissOyin:
Cc
Kbs468
This Dr z single nd seriously searching
He needs ur assistance

Abi. Don't worry, I will put him through the right path in case he doesn't know I have 5 wives, though I threatened to divorce my first wife-Pweedyuz before but I have rescinded that decision.

BlizzydoDo:
Ahbeg hu de in charge 2 collect fees on advert Oya com & make doctor Josh pay oooo

Tell doc make hn join the queue wey dey my front

Fraih:
Ehn na
Girls no suppose dey fight before. Abeg make we all live in peace.

I was still telling someone today that I love the way we roll in GC here, like we have seen ourselves in reality.
We can make this place much more better than exchanging words everyday.
It starts with response to others comment, not everyone can take jokes, we should all be careful when quoting someone else.

Fraih
#IstandforPeace

hmmm datz my peaceful twinnie, bur d truth is dat anywia guys dey, we must para for one anoda somtyms but e no dey last long we go always sort am

justified10:
lol, I go drag u enta.

na wia u dey drag am go? no chop my eyes because u b my padi o

justified10:
Golden city, I hail o... pple still dey para for dis city?

omo, c grammar...

before na nysc unrelated issue dey cause wahala, now na d nysc related issue dey cause wahala..

walai, I tire for una...

meanwhile, we for d oda city(batch B) don dey grow small small...and pressy(logodwhiz), fraiser, fraih, SC31 don pay us visit.. in fact, na today we go name d city..

fraiser, u no Gree deport babes com o, na only men u dey bring...na only abbie25 b d lady for dat city fa..

Na ur janitor no gree open door for me
Oya drop the link

Fraiser:
na wia u dey drag am go? no chop my eyes because u b my padi o

My church

Chinweukamaka:
Hmmmm *GC* as in green card or golden city lolzz,i agree with u dear.
#weshouldstandforpeace
Gudevenin guys n ladies

gud morni

Shammak:
Tell doc make hn join the queue wey dey my front

Oya do yur job sharperly, yuu bin de plan 2 let dat money pass by??