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I received the text below from phone number 07037198374. Please read.
Dear Customer,Due to the BVN validation in compliance with CBN bank directives, your ATM card has been De_activated call our help line on 08135612171 now.
I promptly called the guy and below is the abridged version of our conversation.
Me: Hello sir, you just sent me a text message.
The Man: oh my God, you just received our message and you called! So you're affected by the BVN problem?
Me: you said my ATM is deactivated?
The man: which bank are you using?
Me: Which of my ATM is deactivated?
The Man: Which bank are you using?
Me: You deactivated my ATM so you know which one you deactivated.
The Man: OK, you are using First Bank?
Me: No sir, I don't use them.
The Man: Oh my God it is Access bank.
Me: Sorry Sir, I don't use Access.
The Man. What of GTB
Me: No sir, I actually use Unity bank. You know it was formally Bank of the North.
The Man. Ohhhhh. Unity has been having problems. What's your account number?
Me: I don't know, can't remember off hand. I have about 5 bank accounts.
The Man: Take out your ATM let me check my system for you.
Me: Which bank are you working with?
The Man: CBN
Me: Sir, I don't have account with the CBN.
The Man: We are the head of all banks in Nigeria. We control banks from our office.
Me: What's your name sir.
The Man: Ahhhhh mmmmm John. Which ATM do you have with you now?
Me. The one your father gave me.
The man: My father?
Me: Yes, your lazy father that gave birth to a petty thief. Go and look for work.
The line went dead. But I was not done yet. So I called him back.
The Man: Hello.
Me: I am not done with you yet. don't hang your phone on me. I will surely castrate you. You can't speak good English and you're working with the CBN.
The man: Your father!!!!
The phone went off and was switched off too.
Kindly warn your friends not to disclose their banking details to anybody on the phone. It could save a life.
Pls. Share.
Beware of 419....................

I received the same message too, but i just ignore it.

Wetin dey wan steal for there sef, the account wey na only #500 dey inside for the past 3 month.

na old format... the scammer no dey updated ... na fOOL

Op,u r funny sha. Smart dude.

Sharp Op. If it was to b a fool, he wud av nt only disclosed one account number, bt all. Wish evry1 cud read dis. One nids to be smart nd wise.

Obaf16:
Op,u r funny sha. Smart dude.

that is nigeria for, you dont need to dull yah self